EXCLUSIVE: Kate Gosselin Acts Like “Major Celebrity” on DWTS; Demands Bodyguard  —  Kate Gosselin is so standoffish on Dancing With the Stars, she has show staffers contact her through her bodyguard, reports the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands today.  —  “When the show needs to contact Kate …

Tiki Barber dumps pregnant wife for hot blonde  —  Ex-Giants superstar Tiki Barber has dumped his 8-months-pregnant wife, Ginny, for sexy former NBC intern Traci Lynn Johnson, sources told The Post last night.  —  The football star-turned-"Today" show-correspondent left his wife of 11 years …

Tiger Woods Slept With Neighbor's Daughter  —  Add another one to the list.  —  Tiger Woods slept with his neighbor's 21-year-old daughter, having a one-night stand less than a mile from his home.  —  PHOTOS: Tiger At The Masters  —  Even as Tiger returns to golf, the wreckage …

COVER STORY: Finally, a Baby for Jennifer Aniston!  —  Through five cities, in five countries, over three weeks, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have been on a whirlwind tour promoting The Bounty Hunter.  Fans in every city have been amazed by Jen's gorgeous looks and stunning style …

Eva Longoria Parker ‘Really Confused’ by Nicollette Sheridan's Lawsuit  —  Eva Longoria Parker and Nicollette Sheridan  —  Shocked by Nicollette Sheridan's lawsuit against Desperate Housewives's creator?  Her former costar Eva Longoria Parker was caught off guard too!

Whitney Houston Cancels More Shows, Report Of Cocaine Use Appears  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  The AP reports Wednesday that Whitney Houston has postponed more concert dates (full article below) at the same time a celebrity weekly features an interview alleging she's doing drugs again.

Fergie  —  ELLE's May cover girl on fame, gossip, and her relationship with Josh  —  On curbing her appetite: “I'm not going to lie: There are times I play mind tricks on myself, like that the french fries are poison.  With desserts, I'll let myself have just one bite …

PIC: Jessica Simpson Poses Without Makeup for Marie Claire  —  Glamour girl?  —  For the May cover of Marie Claire, Jessica Simpson went without makeup or retouching.  —  The reason: To promote her new initiative, “A Beautiful Me,” a program she is launching next month to encourage young women …

Is Bill Condon About To Sink Fangs Into 'Twilight Saga's' Two Final Segments?  —  EXCLUSIVE: Bill Condon has emerged as the number one choice to direct the final two installments of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, I'm told.  Summit Entertainment hasn't signed him, but I'm told that after several strong meetings, they are negotiating.

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Welcome a Son  —  Paula Patton and Robin Thicke at 2009 Angel Ball  —  How precious: Robin Thicke and his actress wife Paula Patton welcomed their first child, Julian Fuego, on Tuesday in Los Angeles, PEOPLE has confirmed exclusively.

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Jessica Capshaw Expecting Second Child  —  Jessica Capshaw of Grey's Anatomy and husband Christopher Gavigan are expecting their second child later this year.  “They are thrilled,” the actress's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  Capshaw, 33, the daughter of actress Kate Capshaw and step-daughter of Steven Spielberg …

Open Post: Hosted By Miracles  —  This is the only time I've ever wished that I had the ability to get pregnant.  Because if I could, I would play this video while I was going into labor.  It's Insane Clown Posse's video for “Miracles.”  Instead of teaching science in school, they should just show every student this video.

Adrianne Curry Brings Her Naked Ass to Twitter  —  Still vying for the title of biggest attention whore on Twitter (which on a network of attention whores is no easy feat) Adrianne Curry is giving it her all, and by all, I mean her naked ass.  I wonder if she would even still exist if it wasn't for Twitter.

EXCLUSIVE: Lil Wayne's Prison Job: On “Suicide Watch” for Other Inmates  —  How is Lil Wayne keeping busy behind bars?  —  “Wayne has a job — they got him on suicide watch for other prisoners,” his ex, BET reality star Antonia “Toya” Johnson, told Us' Ian Drew (read his blog!) during an office visit Tuesday.

Screech — Soon-to-Be Homeless Porn Star  —  “Saved by the Bell” actor Dustin Diamond may have to do another XXX flick, because he's about to lose his home.  —  Wells Fargo Bank just filed legal papers, claiming Screech is more than $290,000 behind on his mortgage.

‘Idol’ Top 9 face elimination again  —  Warning: This article contains spoilers that some readers may prefer to avoid.  Please click here if you wish to continue.  —  Michael Lynch has been spared elimination by the judges on the ninth season of American Idol.

Jim Carrey, Jenny McCarthy's ‘Twit Split’ Explained  —  Jim Carrey's PR rep instructed his client and Jenny McCarthy to Tweet the news of their split yesterday only after discovering the story had leaked to Star magazine, according to the tabloid's editor.  —  “We put the story to bed Monday …