Lindsay has a masked ball  —  Lindsay Lohan has a new, cougar lesbian lover — stunning photographer and reality-show star Indrani.  —  Lohan, 23, who previously dated deejay Samantha Ronson, has been secretly seeing Indrani, 36 — half of the respected lens duo of Markus Klinko and Indrani …

Why You Won't Find Dirt on Megan Fox  —  Megan Fox may have a dirty mouth, but it's other people's dirt that makes the stunner queasy.  —  The Transformers star, 24, says she suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which puts her in an uncomfortable position in public bathrooms and restaurants.

Toned Jennifer Aniston works up a sweat and reveals her taut tummy in ad for bottled water  —  Jennifer Aniston shows off her athletic figure in a new U.S. ad campaign.  —  The 41-year-old star is plugging electrolyte-enhanced Smart Water and looks immaculate in the black and white photograph.

CBS cancels seven shows, including ‘Ghost,’ ‘Case’  —  CBS is going to have some open slots next season after all.  —  In an year when some insiders speculated that CBS would only lose a couple shows, the network just canceled four dramas (including three veterans) and two comedies.

Vanessa Williams Joins Desperate Housewives  —  Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry just picked up one heck of a souvenir in New York City.  The producer just phoned me to share the exciting news that he met with Ugly Betty's Vanessa Williams last night and earlier today closed a deal …

Dirty Angel  —  Among the glorious winged creatures that walk down the runway for Victoria's Secret, none is more lovely than the Aussie Miranda Kerr.  Or more dangerous.  Just ask the poor sap who almost got fired for looking at online pictures of her at work

Glee: Could Idina Menzel Be Rachel's Mother?  Her Answer May Surprise You  —  The minute-nay, the second it was announced that Idina Menzel would be guest starring on Glee, fans leapt up and proclaimed, “She must be playing Rachel's mom!”  It was never confirmed, nor was it denied …

PROOF: Justin Bieber Really Did Get Inked At Tattoo Parlor (Photo)  —  Bestweekever.tv has done the next, most legal thing to laying our hands on Justin Bieber's tattoo (technically illegal).  We've got the photos to prove that his tattoo even exists, straight out of the Son of a Gun tattoo parlor …

LeBron's Lawyer: Mom Not Scoring with Teammate  —  LeBron James' attorney has fired off a cease and desist email — finally denying the fast-spreading, and disturbing rumor of a sex scandal involving LeBron's mom and his teammate Delonte West.  —  TMZ obtained a copy of the email sent to terezowens.com …

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Tiger Woods' Wife Goes Back To College  —  She's already earned a lifetime of experience in dealing with adversity and now Tiger Woods' wife Elin has enrolled in a college summer course, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  The beautiful blonde started school …

Sheen Makes ‘Two and a Half Men’ Deal  —  TMZ has learned Charlie Sheen has agreed to a new deal with Warner Bros. to do 2 more years of “Two and a Half Men.”  —  The deal was made today.  One source connected with the negotiations tells TMZ, “Charlie is very happy.”

BIA employee accidentally killed dogs owned by Travolta  —  BANGOR, Maine — Two dogs that belonged to actor John Travolta and his family were accidentally struck and killed early last Thursday morning by an employee at Bangor International Airport, according to city officials.

Recent Photo Comment  —  Congratulations to Chris & Deanna!!  That is wonderful news!  Twins are twice the fun.  My mom is a twin and she also had twins.  I am sorry that I had to miss your San Antonio concert.  My daughter bought 2 tickets for the concert for Mommy and Me time …

Sarah Jessica Parker: “You Don't Want to See Me Topless”  —  Sex and the City has never shied away from showing skin—especially breasts.  —  But don't ask Sarah Jessica Parker to join in on the nakedness...  “You don't want to see me topless,” Parker, 45, told me with a laugh from New York City …

Twilight Director: Salary Dispute ‘Could Turn Ugly’  —  Catherine Hardwicke, director of the first Twilight film, who was closely involved in casting the ensemble of actors, is under no illusions about the seriousness of the current salary dispute involving Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz.

Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams Make Bright Blue Cannes Valentines  —  Ryan Gosling squeezed Michelle Williams close at a photo call for Blue Valentine at Cannes this morning.  Michelle's short blond hair stood out in the sun and may have another chance to shine if she actually ends up playing Marilyn Monroe.

Ellen Page to star in ‘Freeheld’  —  Cynthia Wade's doc expanding to a feature film  —  CANNES — Endgame Entertainment is developing a dramatic feature based on Cynthia Wade's award-winning short documentary “Freeheld,” with Ellen Page set to star.  —  Ron Nyswaner, an Oscar nominee for …

Penelope Cruz secretly supports a dashing Javier Bardem at Cannes film premiere  —  After Spanish film stars and lovebirds Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem stepped out together at this year's Oscars and Goya Awards, celebrity spotters must have been wondering if they would make yet another public appearance …

‘Buffy’ Actress Emma Caulfield Divorcing Cornelius Grobbelaar  —  Former ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ actress Emma Caulfield has filed for divorce from her husband of more than three years.  The 37-year-old Caulfield cites irreconcilable differences for the split from Cornelius Grobbelaar …

Mariah Carey Puts Out Stage Fire Herself  —  Mariah Carey acted quickly to put out a fire on stage before her recent concert in Egypt.  —  The singer used her Twitter to describe the situation.  “In Egypt getting ready to go on stage and suddenly there was a surge of power and an electrical fire started under my feet!