Lindsay Lohan — Parlez-Vous Party Time?  —  Lindsay Lohan should've spent the last few nights trying to get her ass back to the U.S. — here's what she was doing instead ...  TMZ obtained several photos showing LiLo fully immersing herself in the French party scene within the last few nights.

Bret Michaels Still Plans to Be on Celeb Apprentice Finale  —  Bret Michaels is definitely a man with a mission: After suffering a small warning stroke, the rocker still has his sights set on showing up at the May 23 finale of NBC's The Celebrity Apprentice.

Lindsay Lohan — One if By Land, Two if By Sea  —  Lindsay Lohan is asking for it ... if and when she comes home from France, because the judge ain't gonna like what she's about to see.  —  Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning — at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.

EXCLUSIVE: Another Kendra Sex Tape - This One Is With A Woman  —  A second Kendra sex tape has emerged — and this time — her co-star is a woman.  —  RadarOnline.com has confirmed exclusively that Kendra's partner in the explicit home video is a woman named Taryn.

EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods Steps Out With Mystery Blonde  —  It looks like Tiger Woods is back on the prowl.  —  The golfer was spotted earlier this week with a blonde beauty on the golf course in his gated community, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively.  —  And the blonde was an Elin lookalike, an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com.

Jesse James: I Took ‘Amazing Life and ... Marriage ... and Threw It Away’  —  In Exclusive ‘Nightline’ Interview, Jesse James Opens Up About Sandra Bullock Break-Up  —  Coming off the break-up of his marriage to Sandra Bullock, Jesse James spoke publicly for the first time …

Will Ashley Greene, Hayden Panettiere join ‘Scream 4’? (exclusive)  —  Dimension is taking the first steps to casting “Scream 4,” which is heading toward a July start date.  —  Lake Bell is in negotiations to join the franchise, and offers are out to “Twilight” actress Ashley Greene …

The Most Terrifying Grey's Anatomy Ever!  —  We have one word to sum up last night's season finale of Grey's Anatomy: Emmys.  —  Emmys all around.  One for Ellen Pompeo.  One for Sandra Oh.  One For Chandra Wilson.  One for Mandy Moore .  The list goes on and on and on.

Ex-NHL Star Accused of Sex Crime Against Daughter  —  A former L.A. Kings hockey player-turned-assistant coach was arrested this morning in Washington D.C. for allegedly sexually abusing a 21-year-old woman — his own daughter.  —  TMZ has learned 51-year-old Mark Hardy is in police custody …

Britney Spears has a meltdown at Disneyland, hacks off her hair  —  In Touch Weekly has a long, detailed story about Britney Spears having yet another breakdown/meltdown, this time on Mother's Day.  Britney and her boyfriend Jason Trawick had made arrangements (with the help of Jamie Spears) …

Miss USA Is Dating Paris Hilton's Ex-Boyfriend  —  Paris Hilton's ex Doug Reinhardt has landed a beauty queen - the reality TV star is reportedly dating new Miss USA Rima Fakih.  —  Reinhardt, who split from Hilton last month, has reportedly been dating the Arab-American beauty for much of May …

Jason Richman hired to jury-rig ‘MacGyver’ script (exclusive)  —  Just as “MacGruber” hits theaters, the TV show that inspired the parody is making strides in its journey to the big screen.  —  New Line, which is developing the “MacGyver” movie, has tapped Jason Richman to pen the script.

Movie Tickets Reach the $20 Mark  —  For the first time, a major Hollywood film will hit the $20 threshold at the box office, as movie-theater owners test the public's ability to absorb ever higher ticket prices.  —  Several theaters will charge $20 per adult ticket to IMAX showings …

Nina Dobrev: BIKINI BABE!  —  Nina Dobrev flaunts her bikini body in a Shoshanna two-piece while soaking in the sun with her BFF and agent in Turks and Caicos earlier this week.  —  The 21-year-old Vampire Diaries starlet was there to celebrated the 1-year anniversary of the Gansevoort Turks + Caicos resort.

Where does she get the energy?  Madonna, 51, keeps up with clubbers half her age in London  —  At 51, she could be forgiven for preferring nights in on the couch with a cup of cocoa.  —  But Madonna proved aged hasn't wearied her as he hit London hot spot Aura last night.

Inside Story: How Seth Green and His Wife Fell in Love  —  It helps for a couple to have romantic chemistry.  For Seth Green and his new bride Clare Grant, romance came after a shared passion for comic books, television and fast food.  —  Green, 36, and Grant, 30, first met in 2007 …

Caught in the Act!  —  • Well, that's better than popcorn!  Jake Gyllenhaal surprised some fans at a screening of his new movie Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time at an AMC Theater in Century City, Calif. “The crowd went crazy when Jake entered,” a source says, adding that the ladies sitting next …

James Franco to star in ‘Apes’  —  Thesp will play a young scientist, filming starts July 5  —  James Franco has signed on to star in 20th Century Fox's “Planet of the Apes” prequel “Rise of the Apes.”  —  The “Milk” thesp, who beat out a number of Hollywood's young elite actors for the coveted role …