Britney Spears Suit Claims Sexual Harassment, Abuse  —  TMZ has learned ... a bodyguard who claims to have been sexually harassed by Britney Spears is filing a lawsuit today, claiming Britney repeatedly exposed herself to him and abused her children.  —  According to the suit …

Joe Francis Tell-All Excerpt: In Which Paris Hilton Smuggles Coke in Her Vagina  —  “Girls Gone Wild” boss and Douche of the Decade Joe Francis is suing to stop the sale of former employee Ryan Simkin's tell-all book.  But Simkin gave us an excerpt (below)—involving Paris Hilton smuggling coke and ecstasy, sexxxily.

Judge to Snooki: You're a Lindsay Wannabe  —  “Jersey Shore's” Snooki just got schooled by a New Jersey judge, who called her a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe” ... after she pled guilty to a crime after a drunken escapade on a Seaside Heights beach.  —  As we first reported, Snooki was arrested in Seaside Heights …

Brad Pitt Caught in Cheating Scandal!  —  As Angelina Jolie travels the globe on her latest humanitarian mission, her relationship with Brad Pitt is experiencing turbulence.  —  In the Sept. 20 issue of Star, on sale now, we detail how a young, sexy French model named Racine …

LFO Lead Singer Dies  —  Rich Cronin from the '90s boy band LFO died today after a long fight with leukemia ... TMZ has learned.  —  Rich — who wrote LFO's hit “Summer Girls” in 1999 — suffered a stroke after a lengthy battle with leukemia, according to his brother.

Halle Berry Hooking Up with Her Hot, New Costar  —  The City of Lights has become the City of Love for Halle Berry.  —  Berry, 44, has been spotted cozying up to her Dark Tide costar Olivier Martinez, 44, in his hometown of Paris.  The two have been seen smooching and exploring the city …

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Spencer Pratt to Heidi Montag: ‘I Failed Spectacularly’  —  He quickly earned the title of the guy you love to hate on The Hills, but has this reality TV villain turned over a new leaf?  —  Spencer Pratt on Wednesday issued a long apology to the woman he's divorcing, Heidi Montag …

January Jones is White Hot on X-Men Set  —  INF Daily spotted Mad Men actress January Jones on the set of X-Men: First Class in Buckinghamshire, England earlier today.  January was clad in her sexy head-to-toe “White Queen” costume: a short white coat, knee-high white boots, and a fuzzy white Russian hat.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Kendra's Secret Plastic Surgery Pic  —  Before she was a happy housewife and doting mother, and before she was a Girl Next Door living with Hugh Hefner, reality star Kendra Wilkinson was just another exotic dancer who decided to go under the knife.  —  PHOTOS: Kendra's Secret Plastic Surgery

Universal Lands Stephen King's ‘The Dark Tower’ And Plans Unprecedented Feature/Network TV Adaptation  —  EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures and NBC Universal Television Entertainment have closed a deal to turn Stephen King's mammoth novel series The Dark Tower into a feature film trilogy and a network TV series …

Hamptons partygoers get earful of Rodman sex  —  Tweet  —  Hamptons partygoers got to listen to a little Dennis Rodman lovemaking after he took six girls up to his bedroom with a cordless microphone switched on in his pocket.  Promoters at the Hotel Indigo in Hampton Bays were astonished …

‘Hobbit’ casting: Martin Freeman could still play Bilbo Baggins (EW EXCLUSIVE)  —  Yesterday, the British newspaper The Sun ran a story saying that Martin Freeman (a.k.a. Tim from the original U.K. Office) had to decline an offer (and seven-figure payday) to play Bilbo Baggins …

EXCLUSIVE: Insider: Networks Fighting Over New Lauren Conrad Reality Show  —  Get ready for LC's small-screen comeback!  —  Although Lauren Conrad left MTV's The Hills back in 2009 and has since become a bestselling author and successful fashion designer, the 24-year-old isn't done with TV.

Piers Morgan to replace Larry King  —  (CNN) — British TV host Piers Morgan will take over Larry King's prime-time hour with “a candid, in-depth newsmaker interview program” starting in January, CNN announced Wednesday.  —  Morgan, best known to American viewers as a judge on NBC's …

Susan Boyle Walks Off 'America's Got Talent'  —  TMZ has learned Susan Boyle has left Los Angeles in tears after being snubbed by a songwriter who refused to let her sing one of his hits on “America's Got Talent.”  —  Susan arrived to L.A. earlier today to perform the song “Perfect Day” on the show.

Rachel Dratch Welcomes Son Eli  —  Seems Amy Poehler's newborn Abel already has a baby best bud: on Tuesday, Aug. 24, former Saturday Night Live star Rachel Dratch welcomed a son, Eli, in New York City.  —  “She's doing great and the baby's doing great,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.

Lady Gaga Breaks Up a Fight at ‘Monster Ball’  —  Lady Gaga stopped her performance short at her ‘Monster Ball’ in Washington, D.C. last night, after a fight broke out in the crowd.  “Stop the music!  Stop fighting!  Do not fight at this show,” Gaga exclaimed to the unseen offenders …

Brad and Angelina Spend $40 Million on New Mansion  —  by:  —  If there's one thing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will never run out of it's money.  —  So it comes as no surprise that their latest purchase comes with more zero's than most of us will ever see in our lifetimes.

Beyonce Pays the Price for Bothering Neighbor  —  Beyonce Knowles just ended a legal war with a guy who claimed the singer “invaded his neighborhood” for a video shoot — but it took a whole lotta cash to end the grudge match.  —  We just spoke with Philip Markowitz …

‘HIMYM’ Exclusive: Jennifer Morrison circling the ‘Mother’ of all roles  —  Soon, Jennifer Morrison may not just be paying How I Met Your Mother a house call, she may be calling the hitcom home.  —  Sources confirm to me exclusively that the House grad is among a handful of actresses …