EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Nabbed Trying To Flee Rehab Facility  —  Lindsay Lohan was caught trying to escape the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California, earlier this week, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.  —  But all Lohan, 24, desperately wanted to score was a coke fix — of the cola variety!

Courteney Cox Offered $1 Mil to Promote Cougar Hunt  —  She's barely a single woman ... but Courteney Cox is already getting a $1 million offer to become the new face of a dating website ... one that specializes in hooking cougars up with fresh meat.  —  TMZ has learned …

THOUGHT THE BUSH ERA WAS OVER?  YOU WEREN'T ALONE.  BUT AFTER EIGHT YEARS AND TWO KIDS, THE 45-YEAR-OLD FRONTMAN IS GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.  —  Details: While you were waiting for Bush's first album to be released in 1994, you worked a string of crappy jobs.

Pin-thin stylist Rachel Zoe is pregnant, the new Us Weekly reports.  —  “It's very hush-hush,” a source says of the fashion maven, 39, who is ­expecting her first child with husband of 12 years Rodger Berman.  “She's telling people she can't travel,” notes the insider.

Katherine Heigl's Neighborhood War — Cops Called  —  Cops were called to the home of Katherine Heigl last night after a little neighborhood war erupted over noise in a hot tub ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.  —  We're told Katherine and hubby Josh Kelley were enjoying …

Christina Aguilera's wild vacation was precursor to divorce  —  Tweet  —  Christina Aguilera's marriage fell apart after she went for a girls-only vacation with Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, last month.  Sources said “there were already problems between her and her husband …

Randy Jackson is Noprah on Oprah  —  Randy Jackson is outraged that his parents allowed Oprah Winfrey in the Jackson family home for an interview ... because he thinks Oprah tried to put his dead brother in jail.  —  Randy Tweeted last night that he was beside himself that Joe and Katherine Jackson …

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars  —  courtesy ABC Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is OFF Dancing With The Stars.  He told the fans: “It is what it is.  I tried my best and at the end of the day, somebody had to go home.”

Brad Pitt Joins Angelina Jolie On Set In Hungary  —  INF Daily's sent a few our our photographers to Budapest, Hungary, where they're checking out Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the set of her directorial debut.  Angelina arrived in the city a few weeks ago, initially with Zahara and Shiloh, then was joined by Maddox and Pax.

GLAAD and Facebook Work Together to Remove Hateful Comments and Images on Memorial Page  —  Last week, GLAAD's constituents contacted us about a Facebook event page created to honor teens who recently took their lives in response to anti-gay bullying.  The event page, named “R.I.P. ;; …

Ashlee Simpson Cuts Hair, Pete Wentz Shows Off Photo Of Wife's New Pixie 'Do  —  Pete Wentz posted this Twitpic of wife Ashlee Simpson and son Bronx yesterday, along with the note: “Ashlee Simpson-Wentz (@ashsimpsonwentz) new blonde pixie haircut is cute.  Ill try and sneak a pic to post.”

George: I am off to rehab  —  GEORGE MICHAEL left his home in the early hours yesterday - vowing he was going into rehab.  —  The star said: “I want to beat my drug addiction and lead a normal life.”  —  Hours earlier, troubled ex-Wham! icon George, 47, was freed from jail after serving half an eight-week sentence for drug-driving.

EXCLUSIVE: Dancing With the Stars' Jennifer Grey: Why I Refuse to Get Botox  —  Out of the spotlight for more than 20 years, it wasn't easy for 80s icon Jennifer Grey to return to the dance floor at age 50.  —  “Before the show, I thought, Oh, I should get some Botox, get rid of the wrinkles under my eyes …

Bridal Bliss: Love at First Sight  —  Occupations: Aisha, Public Affairs Consultant; Danielle, Environmental Lobbyist  —  Hometown: Washington, D.C.  —  Wedding Location: Orchard Hill at Old Westbury Gardens, Long Island, NY  —  That What Friends Are For

Stupid Lucky Zach Morris  —  This saucy video is from Monday night's “Weeds,” and needless to say, Mark-Paul Gosselaar pulling Mary-Louise Parker's hair was just the beginning.  What followed after this scene was probably the best sex scene between two hyphenated names we'll ever see.

EXCLUSIVE: Robert Downey Jr: It Feels Like a “Lifetime” Since I've Done Drugs  —  Robert Downey Jr. is sober these days, but he says he will never forget his ugly struggle with drug and alcohol addiction.  —  “Not having done drugs for literally five or six years is a lifetime,” …

A Letter to X17  —  THANK YOU so much for posting the video of your employees sitting outside of my daughter's school, because now the entire world can see how creepy and disgusting you are.  —  You do not get to spend 200 dollars on a camera, and think that gives you a free pass to shadow my child.

E! orders series following rock-star spouses  —  EXCLUSIVE: Show stars GN'R, Jane's Addiction rocker wives  —  E! is teaming with Bunim-Murray Prods. for a docuseries following the spouses of rock stars.  The show, titled “Married to Rock,” stars three women married to members of famous bands and one who hopes to join their ranks.

Intruder Detained at Paris Hilton's Home  —  Cops have just detained a man at Paris Hilton's L.A. area home — after the guy allegedly snuck past a guard gate and knocked on her front door ... TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us private security immediately sprung into action …

CBS Orders More How I Met Your Mother  —  CBS is showing the love to How I Met Your Mother: Vulture hears the network has just ordered two extra episodes of the Monday-night hit, bringing to 24 the number of half-hours to be produced this season.  HIMYM has become a rock for the Eye's Monday lineup …

‘Bed Intruder’ Live: Antoine Dodson Finds the BET Hip Hop Awards  —  Antoine Dodson of ‘Bed Intruder’ fame made his live debut on Tuesday's telecast of the BET Hip Hop Awards, and we must confess, the guy can actually carry a tune!  Dodson, whose odd and unintentionally hilarious interview …

Constance Zimmer of Entourage Gets Married  —  Entourage's Constance Zimmer is now a permanent plus-one.  —  The actress, who stars as studio exec Dana Gordon on the hit HBO series, married director Russ Lamoureux on Saturday at the SoHo House in L.A.  —  “Having a wedding ceremony …

HELLO!  Exclusive: Joan Collins opens the doors to her London home for the first time  —  Her name is synonymous with style and glamour, qualities that enduring acting legend and author Joan Collins believes are sadly lacking in today's stars.  —  Opening the doors of her sumptuous Belgravia home …

‘Glee’ Star Sings Final Note on Marriage  —  Months after her character signed divorce papers on “Glee” — actress Jessalyn Gilsig has ended her marriage in real life too ... TMZ has learned.  —  Gilsig — who plays Terri Schuester on the show, the ex-wife of glee club director Will Schuester …