Katie Holmes “Horrified” by Suri Penis Gummies Incident  —  It's not always easy being Suri's mommy.  —  Katie Holmes knows that she's under a microscope as an actress, wife to Tom Cruise — and mother to Suri, who turns 5 this month.  —  Already famous for her jet-set lifestyle …

Prince William Won't Wear a Wedding Band  —  For her, a band of royal gold.  For him ... a bare ring finger!  —  Prince William is going to eschew the modern-day tradition of men wearing wedding bands.  —  A spokeswoman at the palace tells PEOPLE, “There is only going to be one ring, in accordance with the couple's wishes.”

Carrie Ann Inaba Gets Engaged  —  Talk about a surprise engagement.  —  Carrie Ann Inaba thought all she had to do was sub for vacationing Kelly Ripa on Thursday's Live with Regis and Kelly to discuss Dancing with the Stars.  —  But there was more: Inaba's boyfriend of about two years …

Cameron Diaz: My Ex Justin Timberlake Is “Freakin' Weird”  —  Last spring, all eyes were on the set of Bad Teacher — which reunited former flames Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz.  (Timberlake, 30, was still involved with Jessica Biel at the time; they split last month.)

Cattrall shows us no respect  —  Cranky Kim Cattrall grumped about Hollywood's bias against older women after the premiere of “Meet Monica Velour” — and told us to get a “respectable” job.  —  The “Sex and the City” star, who has criticized Hollywood's obsession with the young and the beautiful …

EXCLUSIVE: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Ditch Kids for Sexy Getaway  —  Alone at last!  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ditched their brood of six for a 27-hour escape at the luxe Amangiri resort in Lake Powell, Utah on March 26 and March 27.  —  “Brad said he was enjoying a little mommy and daddy time …

Lindsay Lohan Snorting Coke Off The Sidewalk  —  Here's the clean and sober Lindsay™ outside a Manhattan club last night, and I don't know how else to describe what's happening here without going, “Wow, that chick's snorting coke.”  Granted, she might just be spectacularly drunk …

Arnold Schwarzenegger is back as ‘The Governator’ — EXCLUSIVE  —  He's been a famous body builder.  He's been a killer cyborg from the future.  He's been Governor of California.  And now, in this week's exclusive cover scoop, Arnold Schwarzenegger reveals his plans for the next phase …

What would Justin Bieber do?  Pop star, Ashton Kutcher look to buddy comedy  —  EXCLUSIVE: Fresh off his turn in “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never,” the singer could be heading back to the big screen — in scripted, non-musical form.  —  Bieber is eyeing a lead role in the comedy …

Is Victoria's Secret Model Candice Swanepoel Too Thin?  —  When South African stunner Candice Swanepoel made an appearance Wednesday in Los Angeles to model the new line of swimwear by Victoria's Secret, her slight figure caused a major stir.  —  Overnight, buzz cropped …

Michael Bublé Weds in Argentina  —  Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble  —  Canadian crooner Michael Bublé sealed his “Crazy Love” for Argentine actress Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre by marrying her in a civil ceremony in Buenos Aires, Argentina, on Thursday.

Teen Mom's Jenelle Evans: Brittany Maggard Sold Our Fight Tape for $45,000  —  What does Jenelle Evans' caught-on-camera catfight with Britany Truett and Brittany Maggard have in common with professional wrestling?  —  The answer, according to Evans, is that someone earned some major cash.

A New Housewife Is Coming To The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills!  —  Oh!  This is an unexpected development that we're excited to see play out on!  —  It was officially announced yesterday that our favorite femme fatales on the west side, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills …

Emily Deschanel Is Pregnant  —  A Bones baby is on the way.  —  Emily Deschanel and husband David Hornsby are expecting their first child, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The actress, 34, and Hornsby, a writer-actor best known for his role as Rickety Cricket on It's Always Sunny …

‘Barefoot’ Backfire: Make-a-Wish Kid Turns Ina Down  —  It's the PR disaster heard 'round the world.  The tables have turned on Food Network star Ina Garten, the ‘Barefoot Contessa,’ who got caught red-handed last week turning down a Make-a-Wish kid.  On Monday, she called the family of Enzo Pereda …

Charlie Sheen Puts Town on HIGH Alert  —  Charlie Sheen is planning a wild after party when his tour hits New York City next week ... and, appropriately, cops in the area are already calling for back up ... TMZ has learned.  —  Even though Charlie's show is at Radio City Music Hall …

9 Of Our Favorite Daytime Drunks  —  It's only 9 a.m.— is it wrong that I feel like imbibing a Bloody Mary while I blog away?  I'd like to think not.  A drink before noon every once in a while is not such a bad thing, right?  There are some fabulous females on television who make me feel A-OK about daytime drinking.

Lindsay Lohan — On Bended Knee  —  Lindsay Lohan was brought to her knees last night ... but in a bad way.  —  Lindsay took a spill on the streets of New York City — on the Lower East Side — after leaving the hipster dive, Motor City Bar.  —  That Red Bull really packs a punch.  —  See also

Holly Madison Is Looking for Her Soul Mate  —  Holly Madison isn't dwelling on her split earlier this month from beau Jack Barakat.  —  The Holly's World star and Peepshow Las Vegas dancer has her head buried in work: Her Vegas-themed book, The Showgirl Next Door, hits shelves April 15.

EXCLUSIVE: Oksana's Ex-Bodyguard Details ‘Making Love To The Sexual Sorceress’ In Tell-All Book  —  Oksana Grigorieva's rogue bodyguard who later became a Mel Gibson informant has used his tell-all book to detail how he allegedly made love to the Russian musician, who he breathlessly called ‘The Sexual Sorceress’.

Khloe Kardashian In Cosmopolitan Middle East: Star Talks ‘Love Handles,’ ‘Fat Days’ (PHOTO) … Khloe Kardashian appears on her very first Cosmopolitan cover, gracing the Middle East edition and giving a very candid interview.  —  Along with talk about her career, her struggles …