‘Jersey Shore’ — ENTIRE Cast Signs for Season 4  —  Snooki ... The Situation ... and the rest of the “Jersey Shore” crew have FINALLY signed their contracts for Season 4 ... and will head to Italy in May.  —  So far, it's unclear how much cash each castmember will rake in per episode …

Bravo officially pulls plug on ‘Real Housewives of D.C.’  —  Farewell, “Real Housewives of DC”: From left, Catherine Ommanney, Stacie Turner, Mary Amons, Lynda Erkiletian, Michaele Salahi (Adam Olszweski - BRAVO)  —  Ta-ta self-edit-gene-lacking Cat Ommanney!  —  Bye-bye, modeling agency matron Lynda Erkiletian!

Boy Wonder  —  And so begins the post-vamp career of Rob Pattinson, modern matinee idol—and one refreshingly cheeky Brit  —  How to explain the phenomenon of Rob Pattinson?  One could focus on his looks (Byronic, smoldering, perfect), zeroing in on the cheekbones (razor-sharp, perfect) …

Ben Affleck Circling Big ‘Great Gatsby’ Role  —  EXCLUSIVE: Ben Affleck is in talks to play the role of Tom Buchanan in The Great Gatsby, the Baz Luhrmann-directed 3D adaptation of the F. Scott Fitzgerald literary classic at Warner Bros. Now, Affleck will have to work to fit this in.

Lindsay Lohan — HANDPICKED By Victoria Gotti  —  Lindsay Lohan beat out Blake Lively AND Sienna Miller for her new role as Victoria Gotti — and TMZ has learned ... Victoria herself made sure that happened.  —  Sources close to the production tell TMZ, producers were considering both Blake …

Hailee Steinfeld in Talks to Star in Indie ‘Romeo & Juliet’ (Exclusive) … Hailee Steinfeld, Oscar-nominated for the Coen Bros' True Grit, is in negotiations to star as Juliet in a new Romeo and Juliet movie.  —  Carlo Carlie, an Italian director perhaps best known for the 1992 festival foreign film Flight …

Amanda Seyfried Throws Parking Ticket At Cop After Riding Hood Premiere  —  Diva alert!  Amanda Seyfried displayed some serious star cojones in London following the UK premiere of Red Riding Hood, returning a parking ticket to the police officer who just placed it on her car.

Ben Stiller Turns Fox's ‘Walter Mitty’ Reboot From Daydream To Reality  —  EXCLUSIVE: Ben Stiller is in talks with 20th Century Fox to play the title role in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty after the previous script was finally dumped and a new approach and screenwriter was put on the project.

EXCLUSIVE: Twin Touchdown!  NFL Icon Peyton Manning & Wife Welcome Boy & Girl  —  NFL superstar quarterback Peyton Manning and his wife Ashley Manning are the proud new parents of twins, RadarOnline.com has learned.  —  The 35-year-old Indianapolis Colts signal-caller and his wife welcomed …

Fishsticks Paltrow Loves Hot Dog Buns, Hates Hot Dogs  —  Now, I haven't read Fishsticks Paltrow's Ode To My Perfect Life (No Poors Allowed), because I can feel bad about my diet for free by calling my mother up and telling her what I had for lunch.  But Eater must've been behind …

As Dave Franco Joins ‘21 Jump Street,’ Will Johnny Depp Make A Cameo?  —  We've certainly gotten an eyeful lately of actor/soap star/Oscar host James Franco.  We even met his grandmother in that Funnyordie.com spot where she deemed moviegoers too squeamish to watch 127 Hours “a bunch of pussies.”

Nikki Reed Virtually (and Officially) Dating American Idol's Paul McDonald  —  John Shearer/WireImage.com; Mark Davis/PictureGroup via AP IMAGES  —  It's official, kids.  Nikki Reed is calling American Idol's Paul McDonald her “boyfriend,” a well placed source tells us.

Matt Lauer Jockeying for $25 MILLION Payday  —  Matt Lauer is not seriously interested in leaving NBC — unlike his co-host Meredith Vieira — but he is bucking for a massive raise to $25 million dollars per year.  —  Sources connected with NBC tell us all the talk about Matt leaving NBC's …

Tina Fey's Pregnancy Won't Be Part of 30 Rock Storyline  —  Those 30 Rock fans who want to see Tina Fey's Liz Lemon character become a mom will have to keep waiting.  —  The NBC show has already wrapped its current season and Fey's pregnancy won't factor into the storyline or postpone production …

In The Minajerie: Nicki Minaj  —  Powerfully sexy, rapier sharp, and dressed to attract every eye (and camera lens) on the planet, Nicki Minaj is redefining what it means to be a rapper, one fashion spectacle at a time  —  Midway through her platinum-selling debut album, Pink Friday …

Fake Middleton Looking Plastic in London  —  There's a good chance Kate Middleton is up to her ears in preparations for her April 29 wedding to Prince William.  —  But while Middleton is reportedly stressing out over her upcoming nuptials, a pint-size plastic version of the soon-to-be princess …