EXCLUSIVE: Amy Smart, Carter Oosterhouse Engaged!  —  Actress Amy Smart has landed herself a hunky carpenter hubby-to-be!  —  The Just Friends actress, 35, is engaged to HGTV's Carter Oosterhouse, she told Us Weekly at an Earth Lovers in Celebration of Earth Day event in New York on Thursday.

Trump blasts Seinfeld pullout  —  Donald Trump wasn't laughing when funnyman Jerry Seinfeld canceled an upcoming appearance at a benefit for his son's Eric Trump Foundation.  —  Seinfeld pulled out of the Sept. 13 event benefiting the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital because he disagrees …

EXCLUSIVE: Ethan Hawke to Be a Dad for Fourth Time!  —  Reality certain doesn't bite for Ethan Hawke these days: He's going to be a father for the fourth time!  —  A source close to the Oscar-nominated actor confirms that Hawke's wife Ryan Shawhughes is pregnant with the couple's second child.

EXCLUSIVE: 30 Rock's Jane Krakowski Welcomes Baby Boy!  —  Jane Krakowski is officially a mama!  —  The 30 Rock actress and her fiance Robert Godley welcomed a son named Bennett last Wednesday in NYC, her rep confirms exclusively to Us Weekly.  The happy parents tell Us in a statement:

Simon van Kempen Is ‘Real’!  ‘Housewives’ Husband Drops New Single  —  We have another singing ‘Housewife’ on our hands, and this time it's a man!  Joining Countess LuAnn, Danielle Staub and Kim Zolciak in the Bravo choir, ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ star Simon van Kempen …

‘Teen Mom’ Leah's Husband Corey Cheated With This  —  Last Friday, 19-year-old Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer filed for divorce from her husband Corey Simms after only being married for six months.  According to Us Weekly, he was cheating on her and now suddenly his other woman, Jordan Humble …

Emma Watson's college life proves to be less than magical as actress leaves Brown  —  Emma Watson feels Hermione Granger's pain: It's hard being smart.  —  The Brit beauty might not have magic powers, but a source close to Brown University (where Watson was enrolled from fall 2009 until this past winter) …

A Statement From Lady GaGa  —  In response to an interview where she was quoted as using the word “retarded”, Lady GaGa has sent PerezHilton.com the following statement.  —  She says:  —  “I consider it part of my life's work and music to push the boundaries of love and acceptance.

Mama Said Knock You Out  —  Tina Fey.  Mother.  Sloppy dresser.  Comic genius.  With 30 Rock hitting its hundredth episode and an unfortunately titled (but uproarious) new book—Bossypants— in stores, she spoke to GQ about parenthood, breast pumps, and the Tyranny of the Blonde

Jennifer Lopez, ‘American Idol’ creator team for new reality project — EXCLUSIVE  —  Having done more than her share to keep the American Idol judging panel lively this season, Jennifer Lopez has set her sights on launching her own reality show.  —  Lopez is teaming with Idol producer Simon Fuller …

How Bethenny Frankel Used Her Reality Show to Make $120 Million … “I want a sauvignon blanc. do you want a sauvignon Blanc?  I'm having a Sauvignon Blanc.”  It's March 25, lunchtime, and Bethenny Frankel is every bit as energetic — some might even say spastic — as she appears on her Bravo series, Bethenny Ever After.

Kate Beckinsale Offered ‘Total Recall’ Role  —  EXCLUSIVE: Kate Beckinsale has been offered one of the female lead roles alongside Colin Farrell in the Sony Pictures remake Total Recall.  I'm told she's been offered to play Lori, who was portrayed in the 1990 Paul Verhoeven-directed actioner by Sharon Stone.

'Glee's' Chris Colfer Sells Pilot to Disney Channel … Glee star Chris Colfer is taking his talent behind the scenes.  —  The heart and soul of the Fox juggernaut is currently writing a Disney Channel pilot, The Little Leftover Witch.  The concept is based on Florence Laughlin's children's book …

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: JWoww Stabbed Me And Tried To Kill Me In Jealous Rage, Ex Charges  —  The ex-boyfriend of Jersey Shore's Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley required 37 stitches in his arm after he was stabbed — by the reality star!  —  “Jenni put a kitchen knife through my entire arm,” …

Video: ‘Glee’ Star Heather Morris Shows Off Her Smokin' Dance Moves  —  Heather Morris is best known for the odd one-liners her character Brittany recites on ‘Glee,’ but her first passion is dance and she's pretty freaking good at it.  Morris shows off some of her smokin' hot moves …

TOLDJA!  ‘Gangster Squad’ Casting Up With Sean Penn And Ryan Gosling, And Now Josh Brolin  —  EXCLUSIVE: Warner Bros has begun negotiating with Sean Penn, Ryan Gosling and Josh Brolin to star in Gangster Squad, the Will Beall-scripted crime drama that will be directed by Zombieland helmer Ruben Fleischer.

Britney's Mom — Wanna Buy Some Zit Cream?!  —  If you've got an acne problem ... Britney Spears' mother may have the CURE ... because TMZ has learned Lynne Spears has taken a job as a skincare salesman — and she makes HOUSECALLS!  —  Lynne is now an “Independent Consultant” …

EXCLUSIVE: Why Bradley Cooper Won't Date Jennifer Aniston  —  Goodbye Renee, hello Jen?  —  Although Bradley Cooper has reportedly been back in contact with Jennifer Aniston since breaking up with Renee Zellweger last month, it's not a love connection for the pair, multiple sources insist in the new Us Weekly.

MJ Autopsy Photos ALLOWED In Dr. Murray Trial  —  The judge in the Conrad Murray involuntary manslaughter case has allowed prosecutors to present TWO photos taken at Michael Jackson's autopsy to be used as evidence at trial.  —  TMZ has learned ... one of the photos shows the pop star clothed — while laid out on a gurney.

Keith Richards' Daughter — Huge Break in Pot Case  —  Keith Richards' 26-year-old daughter — model Theodora Richards — just got off easy in her pot possession case ... because her record will be WIPED CLEAN ... if she can stay out of trouble for 6 months.

Nick Cannon Gives Out Home Phone Number - On The Radio!  —  Now we all have a way of personally congratulating Mariah Carey when she finally gives birth to her twin babies!  —  The singer's hubby, Nick Cannon kindly broadcast the couple's home phone number on his New York-based radio show Thursday …

Ben Affleck: “I have no testosterone left, but you know, I'm happy”  —  As you've probably seen on all of the mom-and-baby-themed blogs by now, Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck and their two daughters have been back on the Dimple Parade paparazzi stroll the past month.

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess  —  This A/B list celebrity couple with kid/s is currently in couples counseling to address some issues of marital infidelity.  Both cheat on a regular basis and it was quietly accepted between the two.  Until they each started cheating with the same nanny.

Beyoncé & Jay-Z Staying in $20,000-a-Night Paris Hotel  —  Beyoncé and Jay-Z aren't skimping when it comes to their accommodations in Paris.  —  The couple arrived in the French capital on Monday by private jet and, a source says, they have been ensconced in a two-story hotel penthouse suite …