It's party time!  Kate and William leave Clarence House for wedding reception  —  Prince William and Kate left Clarence House tonight for the short trip to Buckingham Palace for their wedding party.  —  Some 300 of the new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's closest family and friends …

Sheen Gloats ‘Men’ Can't Survive Without Him  —  Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... “Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre is a “sad silly fool,” an “A-hole p*ssy loser” and a “low rent, nut-less sociopath” who is now realizing the show can't survive without him — and Charlie claims the ratings prove his point.

Mike Tyson Tattoo Artist Sues Warner Bros. to Stop Release of ‘Hangover 2’ … The man who gave Mike Tyson his distinctive facial tattoo has sued Warner Bros. over the similar-looking facial art on Ed Helms' character in the upcoming The Hangover: Part II.  —  S. Victor Whitmill …

A MESSAGE FROM EMMA  —  I felt the need to let you all know the reason I took a semester off from Brown had nothing to do with bullying as the media have been suggesting recently.  I have never been bullied in my life and certainly never at Brown.  This ‘10 points to Gryffindor’ incident never even happened.

Vampire Diaries' Paul Wesley and actress Torrey DeVitto married!  —  Star of the CW series Vampire Diaries Paul Wesley secretly married his girlfriend, Pretty Little Liars' Torrey DeVitto, Life & Style has learned.  —  The pair were rumored to be married when Paul referred to Torrey as his wife …

Pregnant Jersey Shore Star Angelina's Ex Speaks Out  —  There's going to be a new baby guido in town.  Former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick just announced she's pregnant, but there is one person who isn't jumping for joy at the baby news - her ex-fiancé.  —  PHOTOS: Jersey Shore Girls Hit Up Sex Shop

The Lunchtime Reception  —  The Queen is giving a lunchtime Reception at Buckingham Palace for around 650 guests drawn from the Wedding Service congregation, representing the Couple's official and private lives.  —  Guests will be served a selection of canapés, including:

Chace Crawford Cuts Deal In Pot Case  —  TMZ has learned ... Chace Crawford made a deal in his marijuana possession case in Texas, and if he's a good boy for the next year, the case will disappear and Chace's record will be squeaky clean.  —  Sources tell us Chace — who was busted in Plano …

Prince Hot Ginge's Crotch Grab Closes My Royal Wedding Coverage (I PROMISE!)  —  With everyone's idol Flower Girl Grace trying to stop the madness with her hands and this picture of Prince Hot Ginge checking up on his royal scepter, I can say with complete confidence that there's nothing more to see here.

The Wedding Dress, Bridesmaids' Dresses and Pages' Uniforms  —  The Wedding Dress  —  Miss Catherine Middleton's Wedding Dress has been designed by Sarah Burton at Alexander McQueen.  —  Miss Middleton chose British brand Alexander McQueen for the beauty of its craftsmanship and its respect …

David & Victoria Beckham a Wedding Vision in Navy Blue & Gray  —  Among the earliest arrivals at the Royal Wedding - and both cutting dramatic figures - were David and Victoria Beckham.  The couple were initially spotted walking into Westminster Abbey around 9 a.m. London time …

Nicole Richie in a Bikini  —  I'm going to be frank with you.  There's really not a whole lot going on today that's not the Royal Wedding, so it's either Nicole Richie in a bikini or a 40 pic gallery on fascinators.  So, if you can't tell, we flipped a coin.  On a bright note, at least Nicole doesn't have a child in her this time.

So Who Wants to See Megan Fox Look Like a Bird Hooker?  —  Here are stills from Megan Fox's upcoming movie Passion Play - The one Mickey Rourke preemptively declared as terrible. - and basing it entirely on these photos alone, her character's clearly some sort of bird-fetish hooker.