Morton Minute Exclusive: Royal Couple William and Kate Heading to Hollywood  —  The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge aka Will and Kate heading to Hollywood.  —  Step aside Brad and Angie, move along Posh and Becks, stay out of the shot Tom and Kate.  Two new stars are coming to town.Yes …

Rick Springfield — The Teary-Eyed Mug Shot  —  TMZ has obtained Rick Springfield's super-sad mug shot ... taken moments after he was arrested for DUI last night.  —  TMZ broke the story, the '80s rocker was pulled over in Los Angeles around 8:00 PM last night ... and when officers approached his vehicle, they smelled alcohol.

Penn has bad table manners  —  They say Washington, DC, is “Hollywood for ugly people,” but the Beltway got a major infusion of good looks Saturday night at the annual White House Correspondents Association dinner.  Staid Washingtonians also got a dose of Hollywood-style drama.

Bin Laden pic tracked kill team  —  Mark Boal's untitled script followed same operatives who got the terrorist leader … Mark Boal's untitled script about the operatives hunting Osama bin Laden centers on the very team that wound up killing the terrorist leader, a lucky break for the filmmaker …

Nicole Scherzinger to Host The X Factor: Source  —  Simon Cowell has not yet revealed the identities of the all the judges on The X Factor, but a source tells PEOPLE that Nicole Scherzinger will be the show's host.  —  Formerly of girl group the Pussycat Dolls, the singer-actress, 32 …

Mummified body of former Playboy playmate Yvette Vickers found in her Benedict Canyon home  —  Yvette Vickers, an early Playboy playmate whose credits as a B-movie actress included such cult films as “Attack of the 50-Foot Woman” and “Attack of the Giant Leeches,” was found dead last week at her Benedict Canyon home.

X17 EXCLUSIVE - Lindsay Blows Off Community Service At Downtown Women's Center  —  Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to begin her community service at the Downtown Women's Center on Skid Row in Los Angeles, however the 24-year-old starlet was a no-show this morning.

Flavor Flav Arrested — Doomed By Troubled Past  —  Flavor Flav found himself behind bars in Vegas this weekend ... after the rapper was pulled over for a routine traffic violation ... and the cop noticed there were FOUR warrants out for his arrest.  —  Las Vegas cops tell us ... Flav …

Video: Will Ferrell Plays Barber, Shaves Conan O'Brien's Beard  —  Funnyman Will Ferrell made good on his promise to rid late-night host Conan O'Brien of his beard — or red “mistake” as Ferrell called it — on Monday night.  —  In a hilariously drawn-out segment, Ferrell played barber …

‘Thor’ Star Chris Hemsworth Eyeing ‘Huntsman’ Role In Universal's Snow White Saga  —  EXCLUSIVE: ‘Thor’ star Chris Hemsworth has emerged as a front runner to star in Snow White and the Huntsman, the Universal fairy tale that also Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart.  Rupert Sanders is directing.

Teri Hatcher's Botoxy forehead vein will haunt your nightmares  —  How lucky are you?  You get to BotoxFace stories in one day!  This story is slightly less offensive (to me) than the Cindy Crawford one, though.  Cindy's filler-and-Botox offends me because she used to be so pretty …

Larry David Joins ‘Three Stooges’ In Mother Mengele Role  —  Peter and Bobby Farrelly's 20th Century Fox comedy The Three Stooges cast continues to get more and more inspired.  They're closing in on a deal with Larry David to play Mother Mengele, the unfortunate nun who runs the orphanage …

Anna Faris In Talks To Star With Sacha Baron Cohen In ‘The Dictator’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Anna Faris has been offered and is in negotiations for the female lead in The Dictator, the Paramount Pictures comedy that has Sacha Baron Cohen starring in dual roles.  Baron Cohen's Borat and Bruno director Larry Charles …

'JWoww Tried To Kill Herself'Says Ex-Boyfriend (Read: She Didn't)  —  ‘JWoww Tried To Kill Herself’ Says Ex-Boyfriend (Read: She Didn't)  —  In what is surely a one, two punch of truth, being that this story is not only reported by Radar but also contains statements made by JWoww's jilted …

Jason Sudeikis Sort of Comments on January Jones' Pregnancy  —  ‘SNL’ star Jason Sudeikis was in Washington, D.C., over the weekend for the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner and got a bit tongue-tied while answering questions about ex-girlfriend January Jones' pregnancy.

EXCLUSIVE: Audrina Patridge's Ex Dating Heidi Montag's Sister  —  Don't the Hills girls ever meet anyone new?  —  Holly Montag, 27, is the latest alum of the MTV hit to give romance a chance with former costar Justin “Bobby” Brescia, 29 — the same commitmentphobe who once courted Audrina Patridge, 25, and Kristin Cavallari, 24.

Lorenzo Lamas — I'm Taking My Wife's Name!  —  It's the name that once made millions of middle-aged soap opera fans weak in the knees ... but it will soon be gone forever — because TMZ has learned, Lorenzo Lamas is taking his new wife's last name.  —  Lorenzo wed Shawna Craig this weekend in Mexico …

Antonio Sabato Jr. Welcomes Third Child  —  Third time's the charm for Antonio Sabato Jr., who welcomed a son over the weekend.  —  Cheryl Moana Marie gave birth to Antonio Kamakanaalohamaikalani Harvey Sabato III on Sunday at 10:30 p.m.. PEOPLE confirms.  —  “Antonio and Cheryl …