Lindsay Lohan Gets Merciful Sentence for Theft  —  Lindsay Lohan dodged a huge bullet today — she won't be locked up in jail ... this after pleading no contest to misdemeanor theft.  —  Lindsay's attorney Shawn Holley entered the plea a few minutes ago — Lindsay wasn't in court.

EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin Tells Us: Why I Changed My Face  —  Surgery at 20?  You betcha!  —  Bristol Palin caused a major stir April 30 in Washington, D.C. at an afterparty for the White House Correspondents Association dinner: Debuting not just a slimmed-down bod and stylish …

Angelina Jolie (Finally) Confirms Latest Tattoo Is for Brad Pitt  —  Angelina Jolie has Brad Pitt permanently on her arm.  —  Jolie's latest tattoo sparked adoption speculation last month, when she revealed a new set of map coordinates on her arm, just underneath tattoos of coordinates of the birthplaces of her six children.

‘Road Trip’ Actress — Knee Surgery Day Before Death  —  “Road Trip” actress Mia Amber Davis underwent a routine knee surgery in Los Angeles the day before she died ... TMZ has confirmed.  —  TMZ spoke with Mia's husband — Michael Yard — who told us the actress went under the knife Monday …

MYSTERY MAN REVEALED: Hugh Grant Almost Replaced Charlie Sheen On ‘Men’  —  EXCLUSIVE: I've learned that one-time bad boy Hugh Grant was deep into final negotiations to replace Charlie Sheen as the lead on Two And A Half Men until he pulled out last night at the last minute due to creative differences.

EXCLUSIVE: Real Housewives' Taylor Armstrong, Hubby Secretly Separate  —  Taylor Armstrong has finally left her icy husband, Russell.  —  A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now) that The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has secretly separated from her banker husband of seven years.

Bethenny Frankel Sued by Ex-Manager for $100 Million (Exclusive) … Reality star turned liquor mogul Bethenny Frankel has been sued by her ex-managers, who claim they helped broker her pairing with the lucrative Skinnygirl cocktail brand and were cut out of the rich deal that followed.

Will's movie-set trailer trashed by nabe  —  Will Smith has found a trailer to match his massive ego.  —  The megastar has docked a gargantuan, double-decker moveable mansion for his “Men in Black III” shoot smack in the middle of SoHo — even though he's renting a luxury apartment less than a mile away.

THE ROYAL PEEK: AMBER ROSE  —  Finally, we get to put the voice and personality to the crotch-grabbing body that's been in our fantasies for years.  Gentlemen, Amber Rose speaks.  Listen up.  —  What do you think is the perception of Amber Rose?  —  I spoke to people, asking why do I constantly get ridiculed.

Princess Beatrice to Auction Off Wedding Hat on eBay  —  Loved the fascinator that Princess Beatrice wore to the Royal Wedding?  Now it can be yours - for the right price.  —  “She's putting it up on eBay to auction it for UNICEF and for children in crisis,” Beatrice's mother …

COVER STORY: Katie Holmes — Yes, I'm Pregnant!  —  There's a special glow emanating from Katie Holmes these days, and it's not a great tan or some Scientological aura.  Instead, five years after the birth of her daughter, Suri, the 32-year-old actress boasted a burgeoning bump at Barneys New York in L.A. on May 6.

How Much Did Pippa Middleton's ‘Friends’ Make on Her Topless Pics?  —  Kate Middleton may be in line to be the Queen of England, but her younger sister Pippa Middleton is where the money's at.  Just ask her so-called friends, who have sold a string of topless and body baring snaps …

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Loses Primary Custody  —  “Teen Mom” Amber Portwood just lost primary custody of her baby daughter ... TMZ has learned.  —  Custody was awarded to baby daddy Gary Shirley instead — after an Indiana judge decided he was a more suitable parent ... at least for the time being.

Katie Holmes and Chace Crawford to Star in ‘Responsible Adults’ (Cannes) … CANNES — Katie Holmes and Chace Crawford will star in the comedy-romance Responsible Adults, which John Poll will direct for Night & Day Pictures.  —  Alex Schemmer has written the screenplay about a 30-year-old med student …

Chelsea Handler Dated 50 Cent: TV Host Admits ‘Very Casual’ Relationship … After months of speculation and some very uncomfortable twitpics and interviews, Chelsea Handler has finally admitted the obvious: she dated 50 Cent.  —  Very casually, she stresses.

The Situation: My Dad's Accusations Are “Hurtful”  —  A very bad family situation, indeed.  —  One day after Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino's father, Frank, announced he is writing a tell-all book based on his son's dark past, the 28-year-old Jersey Shore star tells Us Weekly that he is …

Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are the guests on last show  —  Cementing their place in history as two of Oprah Winfrey's favorite guests, Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith will appear May 25 on the daytime talk queen's final show, Flash has learned exclusively.

EXCLUSIVE: Mick Jagger's daughter Lizzy Jagger nude in new Playboy  —  Mick Jagger may have a 19th Nervous Breakdown when he sees the June issue of Playboy—one of his four daughters has bared all for the men's magazine.  —  “I'm kind of a topless person,” explains Elizabeth “Lizzy” Scarlett Jagger.