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12:35 PM ET, May 13, 2011

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Hollywood Reporter:
SOURCES CONFIRM: Ashton Kutcher Will Join ‘Two and a Half Men’ … Ashton Kutcher appears to have won the Two and a Half Men sweepstakes.  —  Two sources close to the deal-making tell The Hollywood Reporter that the actor is putting the final touches on a deal to replace Charlie Sheen as the star of TV's No. 1 comedy.
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TMZ.com:
‘Men’ a Go — Ashton To Make Way Less than Charlie  —  Ashton Kutcher has officially signed on to “Two and a Half Men” ... and TMZ has learned he'll be making more than half of Charlie Sheen's base salary ... but less than $900,000 an episode.  —  Sources tell TMZ, Charlie's base pay on the show was $1.25 million an episode.
Deadline.com:
DONE DEAL: Ashton Kutcher New Star Of ‘Two & A Half Men’ Replacing Charlie Sheen  —  UPDATE 6:30 PM: We've just received word that negotiations have concluded, marking That '70s Show co-star Ashton Kutcher's return to television after a brief movie career.  He is replacing Charlie Sheen in Two And A Half Men.
New York Post:
Baby due for Mike & Kelly  —  “Austin Powers” funnyman Mike Myers is to become a dad for the first time at age 47.  His new wife, Kelly Tisdale, is expecting and in her second trimester, Page Six has learned.  Tisdale, a co-founder of Lower East Side hipster cafe Teany …
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Mike Myers, Kelly Tisdale Expecting First Child  —  At the age of 47, Austin Powers actor Mike Myers is about to become a first-time father.  —  PHOTOS: Who else is expecting in Hollywood?  —  The actor's wife, Kelly Tisdale, is currently in her second trimester.
Discussion: TMZ.com, Digital Spy and Perez Hilton
Lynette Rice / Inside TV:
NBC rejects ‘Wonder Woman’  —  Well that was fun (to make fun of) while it lasted.  EW has learned that NBC passed on the much buzzed-about Wonder Woman pilot from David E. Kelley and Warner Bros. TV.  —  Kelley had penned a script that updated the comic book classic to have Diana Prince …
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Hollywood Reporter:
NBC Adds to Series Orders With ‘Awake,’ ‘Playboy,’ ‘Grimm’; Rejects ‘Wonder Woman,’ 'A Mann's World,' More … As NBC's upfront fast approaches, the network continues a buying spree that began Wednesday with four series orders from its sister studio.  —  The Hollywood Reporter will update …
Nikki Finke / Deadline.com:
Alex Pettyfer To Co-Star With Channing Tatum In Steven Soderbergh's Male Stripper Pic  —  EXCLUSIVE: This is going to gobsmack almost everyone in Hollywood.  Not only did Oscar-winning director Steven Soderbergh just choose 21-year-old newcomer Alex Pettyfer for this juicy role in Magic Mike.
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Daniel Miller / Hollywood Reporter:
Alex Pettyfer to Star in Steven Soderbergh's Stripper Film ‘Magic Mike’ … Alex Pettyfer has been cast as the lead in Steven Soderbergh's male stripper pic, Magic Mike.  —  Pettyfer, who is coming off a starring role in I Am Number Four, will play a young stripper — a character based …
TMZ.com:
Matthew Perry — I'm ‘Going Away’ to Focus On Sobriety  —  Matthew Perry tells TMZ he's making plans to “go away for a month to focus on [his] sobriety” ... as a proactive measure in his battle with substance abuse.  —  The “Friends” star issued a statement to TMZ ... saying …
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People.com:
Matthew Perry Returning to Rehab to Continue Recovery  —  Matthew Perry, who has struggled with prescription pills and alcohol in the past, is going back to a treatment facility as part of his ongoing recovery.  —  The Friends star, 41, confirms the move in a statement that ends with a Chandler Bing-style dry quip.
Jennifer Still / Digital Spy:
Latest ‘American Idol’ result revealed  —  Warning: This article contains spoilers that some readers may prefer to avoid.  Please click here if you wish to continue.  —  James Durbin has become the tenth contestant to be eliminated from season ten of American Idol.
Discussion: X17 Online and PopEater
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Marco / X17 Online:
Glee's Dianna Agron Debuts Sexy Short 'Do
Discussion: Perez Hilton and omg!
RADAR:
Lindsay Lohan Hires New Publicist To Rehab Image  —  Lindsay Lohan has hired a new publicist in an attempt to rehab her image.  —  The troubled starlet has hired Hollywood mega publicist Steve Honig of The Honig Company.  Honig is revered for his professionalism and handling of his clients …
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Sharon Waxman / The Wrap:
Levinson: Lohan Probably Out of ‘Gotti’ Project, Producer Refutes (Updated)
Nicki Gostin / PopEater:
Will Ferrell at a Loss About ‘Anchorman 2’ Delay: 'I Don't Understand'  —  ‘Everything Must Go,’ opening in limited release today tells the story of Nick Halsey, a man struggling with a drinking problem who in the same day gets fired and comes home to discover his wife has left and dumped all his possessions on the front yard.
Discussion: The Moviefone Blog
Jo Piazza / Fox News:
Lindsay Lohan vs. Gravity: Is Actress Jeopardizing Comeback With Bra-Free Lifestyle?  —  Lindsay Lohan may be making inroads to repair her broken brand, but even if she can stage a comeback with her upcoming Gotti movie project, more damage control could await the young starlet.
Discussion: Socialite Life
Natalie Finn / E! Online:
Shania Twain Might Never Sing Again?!  —  Shania Twain has been speaking out lately, but more noticeably, she hasn't been doing any singing.  And there's a reason for that.  —  “I had reached a point in my life where there was a bottleneck, physically, in my throat,” she said in a sit-down with E! News Thursday.
Discussion: PopEater and Allie is Wired
Michael K / Dlisted:
What Is ANTM All-Stars Without Jade?!  —  Tyra Banks announced which ANTM losers are coming back for America's Next Top Model All-Stars and there's one gigantic GLARING omission in the cast.  Tyra forgot all about JADE!  Future television scholars studying the season of ANTM All-Stars …
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Eric Rezsnyak / Rochester City Newspaper:
“America's Next Top Model” All-Stars: The Cast Revealed!
Celebslam:
Jessica Alba in Cabo . . . and the morning links  —  Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (5/12)  —  + More of pregnant Jessica Alba is in a bikini.  Damn.  [Drunken Stepfather]  —  + Joanna Krupa is still gorgeous [Hollywood Tuna]  —  + Leo DiCaprio is banging this now [The Superficial]
Us Weekly:
Nick Cannon: Mariah Carey Wanted Twins Born During Her “Fantasy” Song  —  Oh, baby!  —  According to hubby Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey's delivery of their twins “was a production.”  —  “Now my wife wanted to make sure that when the babies came out, that they came out not only to a Mariah Carey song …
Kaiser / Cele|bitchy:
Scarlett Johansson is “determined” to have Sean Penn's baby  —  The last we heard from Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson, they were grinding on each other at the White House Correspondents' Dinner a few weeks ago.  Because they're classy and deep, that's why.
Jennifer Garcia / People.com:
Leonardo DiCaprio Meets Ashley Greene on Boys' Night Out  —  After calling it quits with Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, Leonardo DiCaprio hit Hollywood Wednesday night for some time with his boys.  —  His group - including Lukas Haas and Emile Hirsch - took in Beacher's Madhouse …
Matthew Belloni / Hollywood Reporter:
Bethenny Frankel Responds to Ex-Manager's $100 Million Lawsuit: ‘I Am Not Going to Be Bullied’ … Reality TV star turned alcoholic beverage mogul Bethenny Frankel is responding to the $100 million lawsuit filed Wednesday by a Hollywood management company that claims it helped broker the deal that made Frankel rich.
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Blonder is the new blonde!  —  Just a few weeks after Emma Roberts brightened up her dark blonde hair to an almost platinum shade, another star is showing off a much lighter look.  —  PHOTOS: Celebs who are natural blondes  —  Rachel McAdams, who has has experimented with everything …
Photo Boy / The Superficial:
Jennifer Aniston Deepthroating a Banana in Lingerie  —  Remember all those times I said Jennifer Aniston's acting is like watching your sister get an abortion?  That was a typo.  —  “Horrible Bosses” Trailer After The Jump
 
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