Lauren Alaina: Scotty McCreery ‘Might Be My Boyfriend’  —  As the confetti was raining down on ‘American Idol’ winner, Scotty McCreery, we found ourselves leaning closer to the TV saying, ‘Wait, did they just?’  Before cutting away from the pair a moment too soon, it looked as though runner up …

Lindsay Lohan Turns Herself in for House Arrest  —  There's no place like home.  —  Lindsay Lohan, 24, began serving house arrest Thursday morning at her Venice, Calif., townhouse after turning herself in to the Lynwood Jail hours earlier.  —  “She is now confined to the interior premises …

RYAN REYNOLDS IS JUST LIKE YOU (EXCEPT FOR THE WHOLE SEXIEST-MAN-ALIVE THING)  —  THE CANADIAN-BORN STAR IS SUITING UP TO PLAY AMERICA'S NEXT GREAT BIG-SCREEN SUPERHERO IN GREEN LANTERN, BUT HE'S STILL A SELF-DEPRECATING, DICK-JOKE-MAKING REGULAR GUY.  —  “This is the most curious erection I've ever had …

Kim Kardashian's Wedding Will Be Royally ‘Massive’  —  Kim Kardashian's surprise engagement news gave the world a welcome breather from the Arnold-ultery scandal on Wednesday, and now sources tell me the reality starlet will look to command even more attention by making hers the biggest celebrity wedding ... ever.

Cheryl Cole's Accent — Too Thick for ‘X-Factor’  —  Cheryl Cole was dropped from the judging panel on “X-Factor” largely because producers were concerned her English accent would be too difficult for an American audience to understand ... sources close to the production tell TMZ. .

Halle Berry Wins Big, Wears Super Skimpy Dress At Fragrance Awards  —  Beauty insiders were abuzz when Halle Berry took home the prestigious Celebrity Fragrance of the Year prize for her newest perfume, Reveal, at the FiFi Awards (the Oscars of the fragrance industry) in NYC on Wednesday night.

SARAH PALIN FUMES, BRISTOL BATTLES - OVER NEW MAN!  —  Photo credit:  —  Splash News Online  —  Blurb:  —  SARAH PALIN and daughter BRISTOL are at war over Bristol's new boyfriend - Disney cutie patootie Kyle Massey!  —  Images:  —  SARAH PALIN and daughter BRISTOL are at war …

Ex-WWE Star Chyna — I'm Getting Back Into Porn  —  It's been seven years since WWE superstar Chyna released her horrifying sex tape — and TMZ has learned, she's making a triumphant return to the adult industry ... in an EXTREMELY graphic porno.  —  Vivid President Steve Hirsch tells TMZ …

Kurt Cobain Had A Huge Peen, So Says Courtney Love  —  While I stirred powdered cream into my coffee this morning, all I could think about was how I would need a bigger mug if I was using Kurt Cobain's dick to do the stirring.  I can thank chronic mouth diarrhea sufferer Courtney Love for that.

Charlie Sheen — I'm Selling My Bev Hills Mansion!  —  Charlie Sheen has put his infamous Beverly Hills mega-mansion up for sale — so if you've got a spare $7.2 MILLION to blow ... you could own a pad with your very own private porno theater!!!  —  Sheen listed the 7,924 square foot estate …

Arnold to Maria — Smile With My OTHER Family  —  Arnold Schwarzenegger dragged his wife and their children to the christening of his love child back in 1998 ...and forced them to smile next to the secret family he was hiding in plain sight.  —  Through the years, Arnold spent some serious quality …

Today's Blind Items - January Jones' Baby Daddy  —  So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones' baby is?  Well, he is married.  Oh, he is foreign born.  Has a best friend who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet.  Our baby daddy has his own kids.

Tony Romo Getting Married This Weekend!  —  Sorry Jessica, Tony is beating you to the alter.  —  Dallas Cowboys star quarterback Tony Romo is tying the knot with his fiancée Candice Crawford on Saturday, May 28 and one special guest said the invitation is “one of the prettiest” they'd ever seen.