Salma Hayek's hubby fathered Linda Evangelista's son  —  It's a baby mystery no more.  —  The father of supermodel Linda Evangelista's 4-year-old boy is none other than billionaire Frenchman Francois-Henri Pinault — who just happens to be the husband of actress Salma Hayek, The Post has learned.

Kate Moss Gets Married — See Her Dress!  —  Talk about saying “I do” in chic style!  —  Kate Moss swapped vows with her rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince Friday in a ceremony in Gloucestershire, England.  —  Though there was initial speculation that Moss would design her own wedding gown …

“Stay In The Car, Bitch!”  —  A long time ago I was dating this total a**hole who was hotter than me in all ways, drove a better car, was liked by all, made more money, had nicer towels, was never the recipient of an EWWW face by a nurse when he took off his clothes for an exam and was basically …

Prince Albert Weds Charlene Wittstock!  —  Make way for a new royal couple!  —  Prince Albert II wed longtime love Charlene Wittstock in a civil ceremony inside the palace in Monaco on Friday afternoon, the Associated Press has confirmed.  —  Monaco's citizens — a.k.a. Monegasques …

Maria Shriver Files for Divorce from Arnold  —  TMZ has learned Maria Shriver has pulled the trigger on her marriage ... she just filed for divorce from Arnold Schwarzenegger ... and we've learned, there is no prenup.  —  In the divorce petition, Shriver cites “irreconcilable differences” as her reason for ending the 25-year marriage.

Kim Kardashian is Wearing Adult Diapers  —  I've already made my guess known, but because it's the Friday before a holiday weekend, and I should've remembered I had this feature for Rosie vs. Megan Fox post (Megan won by a landslide by the way.), here's a little democracy so we can narrow …

NEW PIC: Duchess Kate Amazes in White-Hot Dress, Maple-Leaf Hat  —  The Great White North just got white-hot!  —  With Prince William at her side, Duchess Kate arrived at the Canadian Museum of Civilization in Gatineu, Quebec (just across the river from the Parliament Building in Ottawa, Ontario) on Friday morning.

‘Jersey Shore’ star Pauly D hit with $4 million trademark suit  —  HARTFORD, Conn. — This is going to make his hair stand up.  —  “Jersey Shore” star Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio was slapped with a $4 million trademark infringement lawsuit Thursday from a Connecticut DJ who claimed his business …

Kim Kardashian — The PHANTOM Wedding  —  Kim Kardashian will have an entire FLEET of ultra-expensive cars shuttling VIP guests to her upcoming wedding ... and the entire armada will be made up of Rolls Royce Phantoms and Maybachs.  —  Sources close to Kim tell us ... Kardashian worked out a deal with Platinum Motorsports in L.A. ...

Octomom — I Made $28,000 In June  —  Octomom has finally dug herself out of a massive financial hole — raking in a grand total of $28,000 in June ... and she didn't even have to get naked to do it.  —  It might be her most successful month since the height of her octo-fame …

Ashton Is In A Twitter Fight With The Village Voice  —  Ashton Kutcher took to the Twitter offensive last night after the Village Voice published an article questioning the statistics Kutcher used about child-prostitution for is Real Men Don't Buy Girls anti-sex-trafficking campaign.

Aaron Carter: I NEVER Said MJ Gave Me Coke!!!  —  Aaron Carter's rep claims the singer NEVER told an entertainment reporter Michael Jackson gave him cocaine and alcohol when he was 15-year-old ... and says the reporter COMPLETELY FABRICATED the story.  —  The controversy stems from an article that ran in OK!

Stars sizzle before wedding  —  Rachel Weisz's wedding to Daniel Craig may have taken the showbiz world by surprise — but not her Catskills neighbors, who say the couple have been looking “so in love” during public outings.  —  Witnesses tell us in the weeks leading up to the wedding …

Adrianne Palicki Joins ‘G.I. Joe: Cobra Strikes’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Friday Nights Lights series star Adrianne Palicki will play the female lead in the Paramount sequel to G.I. Joe: Cobra Strikes.  She'll play Lady Jaye and joins a cast that includes Channing Tatum, as well as Dwayne Johnson …

98 Degrees' Jeff Timmons Extends Chippendales Run  —  It looks like boy bander turned Chippendales dancer, Jeff Timmons, just can't get enough of his bow tie and shirt cuffs.  Last night he was spotted posing with Playboy Playmate, Jessa Lynn Hinton as she arrived at the Chippendales Theater in Las Vegas …