Charlie Sheen Roast to Air on Comedy Central Same Night as Ashton Kutcher's Debut on ‘Men’  —  “You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while,” says Sheen.  “It's going to be epic.”  —  Charlie Sheen is coming back to TV.  —  our editor recommends

Tom Cruise — Eye of the Tiger  —  Tom Cruise celebrated his 49th birthday in Miami this weekend by temporarily turning into a Thundercat.  —  Cruise and his daughter Suri (not the little girl in the center of the photo) got their faces painted the day before Katie Holmes hosted …

Paris Hilton Intruder Strikes AGAIN ... in Malibu  —  Sheriff's deputies busted a guy outside Paris Hilton's Malibu Beach home — and turns out the suspect has already had multiple criminal run-ins with Paris.  —  Paris watched from her balcony as L.A. County Sheriff's deputies arrested James Rainford Monday.

Reeling ‘Housewife’  —  Forget catty co-stars — this “Real Housewife of New York City” says she's getting screwed by her wealthy ex-husband.  —  Sonja Morgan — the saucy blond socialite who spices up the Bravo network's Big Apple franchise — told The Post that her life has been “in limbo” …

EXCLUSIVE: CASEY ANTHONY TELLS PALS — I'M PREGNANT!  —  Photography by: Red Huber/Orlando Sentibel/Getty  —  As the jury deliberates her fate, accused murder mom CASEY ANTHONY say­s she's pregnant, The ENQUIRER has learned!  —  America's most infa­mous mom dropped that bombshell …

Schwarzenegger to Pay Out ‘Very Generous Divorce Settlement’  —  According to Radar Online, after Maria Shriver officially filed for divorce from estranged husband, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the ‘Terminator’ reportedly agreed to give his soon-to-be ex-wife a “very generous divorce settlement.”

Weston Cage's Apartment — Blood Everywhere  —  There was blood everywhere in the apartment where Weston Cage and Nikki Williams got into a battle royal early Sunday ... and the crib was trashed — sources familiar with the case tell TMZ.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Nic Cage's son …

Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck Celebrate a Family 4th  —  Ben Affleck, with daughter Violet, and Jennifer Garner, with Seraphina  —  This 4th of July, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner played the roles of a proud American family while enjoying a patriotic parade in their Pacific Palisades neighborhood.

Daniel Radcliffe Reveals His Alcohol Problem  —  Daniel Radcliffe tried to conjure his own magical powers with whiskey, the Harry Potter star admits - but the 21-year-old has been dry since last August.  —  “I became so reliant on [alcohol] to enjoy stuff,” Radcliffe, now starring in Broadway's …

Zac Efron spotted kissing bikini-clad Ashley Tisdale during beachside birthday celebration  —  Just friends?  —  Ashley Tisdale and longtime BFF Zac Efron looked like a heckuva lot more during a birthday beach outing in Malibu Saturday.  —  The two “High School Musical” …

Portrait of a Lady  —  Lady Gaga has just touched down in Los Angeles after a red-eye flight from New York City, following a meet-and-greet with fans at a Best Buy store—a crowded event that lasted until 2 a.m. The 25-year-old musician, who since the release of her debut studio album …

LEANN RIMES SHOWS OFF HER ‘CURVES’ OVER 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND  —  If her Twitter is any indication, LeAnn Rimes just had the best 4th of July ever!  —  The sexy country songstress spent her weekend planning a Malibu beach party, and Tweeting hot photos of herself, one with the caption …

Justin Bieber's Vanity Fair Lowest Selling Issue in 12 Years … Justin Bieber may have more than 10 million Twitter followers, and a hit with his documentary Never Say Never — but that doesn't translate into newsstand sales for the magazine covers he graces.

Teen Mom's Farrah: I'm Not a Whore — I'm a Role Model  —  Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham has received plenty of criticism about her role on the MTV reality series, but she says she still views herself as a role model.  —  “I believe I've earned that title,” Farrah tells TVGuide.com.