...And She's Funny, Too: A GQ&A with Mila Kunis  —  Not only does Mila Kunis look pretty decent in a bikini; she can also pratfall and convincingly call Jason Segel a pussy on-screen.  Here she proves that the most talented straight man in Hollywood also happens to be the sexiest woman alive

Sarah Jessica Parker: Show and Tell  —  Eastern Promise: Gianna Jun and Li Bing Bing  —  You could say that your mid-40s are an age when you pivot—into an acknowledgment that you are no longer exactly young, into some sort of idea of the rest of your life.

Katie Holmes Calls Tom Cruise a ‘Manly Romantic’  —  What's date night like for Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise?  —  “Two years ago he took me up on his P-51 Mustang, a fighter plane from World War II.  He painted the words, ‘Kiss Me, Kate’ on the side,” Holmes says in the August issue of InStyle.

Goddess Bree Olson Dishes on Sex Life With Charlie Sheen  —  She may have broken up with Charlie Sheen in April, but Bree Olson insists she's “still a goddess.  I'm just not Charlie's goddess.”  —  How did the 24-year-old Indiana native end up with the troubled actor, who was fired from Two and a Half Men in March?

DMX — PUNISHED for Sneaking Drugs In Prison  —  DMX just scored an extended stay in his Arizona prison after the rapper allegedly tested positive for drugs during his current stint behind bars ... but that's just the tip of the iceberg.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ …

Jewel and Ty Murray Welcome a Son  —  The time has come for Jewel to sing lullabies.  —  The singer and her husband, professional bull rider Ty Murray, welcomed a son, Kase Townes Murray, on Monday evening in Texas, their rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Kase arrived at 7 p.m. CST and weighed in at 7 lbs., 6 oz.

'Gilligan's Island,' ‘Brady Bunch’ Creator — Dead at 94  —  Sherwood Schwartz, the television genius who created “The Brady Bunch” and “Gilligan's Island” — and wrote the theme songs for BOTH shows — has died ... TMZ has learned.  —  Schwartz is a TV legend — back in 1961 …

Halle Berry — Repeat ‘Stalker’ Arrested at Her Home  —  TMZ has learned ... the man who terrified Halle Berry all weekend returned to her Hollywood Hills home late Monday night — and this time police busted the suspect on the scene after Halle ID'd him.  —  Law enforcement sources …

Casey Anthony to live in disguise, as if in witness protection program  —  Casey Anthony and her advisers are preparing for Anthony's realease from prison on Wednesday.  Joe Burbank~AP  —  Casey Anthony and her advisers are putting a lot of thought into her release from prison Wednesday.

Emma Watson Talks About Daniel Radcliffe's Drinking Problem  —  It's much easier for teenagers to get served alcohol in Europe.  —  Taking care of some media duties, Emma Watson showed up for “The Late Show with David Letterman” last night (July 11).  And during the course of her conversation with Dave …

Jessica Alba: I'll Never Get My Pre-Baby Body Back  —  Jessica Alba, who is now expecting her second child, says she never quite lost all the baby weight from her first.  —  “I can't ever get down to the weight I was before I had Honor,” the actress, 30, tells the August issue of Allure.

Okay, So Lady Gaga Might Have a Penis  —  Lady Gaga gave an impromptu performance at Arq in Sydney, Australia last night which I think might be a gay bar.  Too early to tell.  Anyway, she's definitely packing something in her pants which makes me remember all those countless hours [I] you …

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra  —  A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Cops Swoop in After Photogs Chase Paris Jackson  —  Two paparazzi were handcuffed by cops after allegedly blowing red lights while chasing Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson ... TMZ has learned.  —  The photogs — not TMZ — were allegedly chasing the car Paris was in …

Only Here For Sue Ellen (And Lucy Ewing)  —  If the thought of Jesse Metcalfe shaking his “bigger in Texas” tits next to the other Desperate Housewives piece in Dallas 2012 made you want to go back in time to throw yourself in front of the bullet heading for J.R. , then you might want to get in line at the time machine.

Nicki Minaj — Allegedly Attacked In Hotel Fight  —  Rapper Nicki Minaj told authorities she was “struck” in the lower lip by a man ... during a heated argument at a swanky Dallas, TX hotel last night ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.  —  TMZ has learned ... Minaj was hanging out at the pool …

Is This the End for Desperate Housewives?  —  The ladies of Wisteria Lane might want to call in the moving vans.  ABC and the producers behind long-running Sunday-night soap Desperate Housewives could decide in a few weeks if the show's upcoming eighth season will be its last.

Katie Price Needs To Stop  —  No, this is not a picture of a kaleidoscope penis shaft or a pan fried pork dumpling.  It's the picture that Katie Price Tweeted yesterday before taking it down after LeAnn Rimes' attorney sent her a cease and desist claiming that the toilet baby child of Falcor …

Prince William, Kate Intend to Stay ‘Under the Radar’  —  After their action-packed tour of North America, William and Kate have told aides that they want a break.  —  The couple, who wowed Canada and Los Angeles over an 11-day visit, are determined to go “under the radar” and return to life as an RAF officer and wife.

MTV Cracks Down on ‘Jersey Shore’ Deserters  —  MTV has instituted a zero tolerance policy for “Jersey Shore” runaways — after nearly losing both The Situation AND Vinny — threatening to fire any cast member who even thinks of going AWOL.  —  Sources connected with production tell TMZ …

Ex-Arquette Mistress — Valentine SEX TAPE Released  —  Jasmine Waltz — only best known as David Arquette's rebound chick — is now the star of a sex tape that's about to hit the Internet ... a tape she claims was a Valentine for an unnamed boyfriend.  —  The video of Jasmine and the mystery dude …

Bachelorette Ashley: Why I Needed to Send Ryan Home  —  I have been looking forward to this week because it really does mark the end of a chapter that seemed to be consuming everyone's emotions ... including mine!  —  This was also a week where I decided to start a journal …

Lil Wayne Dancers Beat Up Waitress At Westfarms Restaurant, Cops Say  —  Disagreement With Waitress Over Splitting A Check Escalated  —  Two dancers who were to perform on stage with rapper Lil Wayne this week have been charged with beating up a waitress at Westfarms mall Sunday night …