I SURVIVED MARIA!  —  The Ultimate Dis?  —  On the surface it's the unkindest cut of all ... Arnold Schwarzenegger out bike riding Sunday in Santa Monica, wearing a shirt that says, “I survived Maria” — the woman whom he betrayed so badly.  —  But there's more to this story.

Levi's Sister: Bristol Palin Is ‘EVIL’  —  Levi Johnston's little sister HATES Bristol Palin ... calling her “evil” and a “sociopath” in a new Playboy interview.  Oh, and she also gets naked.  —  19-year-old Mercede Johnston (above left) just WENT OFF about the entire Palin crew …

Hospitalized After Brutal Attack  —  Singer Gavin DeGraw was hospitalized after he was viciously assaulted by multiple attackers late Sunday night in New York City ... TMZ has learned.  —  A source close to Gavin tells TMZ the singer — who lives in New York City — was outnumbered by several people during the attack.

Kate Gosselin Hits Up Today, Announces She's Ready To Date Again, Lures Men With Cupcakes  —  Love her or hate her (and we know there are a lot of vociferous members of both sides of the debate), Kate Gosselin was back on the Today Show this morning, and in fine form.

Kenny Ortega Comes Full Circle To Direct ‘Dirty Dancing’ Reboot  —  EXCLUSIVE: Lionsgate has set Kenny Ortega to direct Dirty Dancing, the remake of the 1987 Emile Ardolino-directed film about a pampered young girl who summers with her upscale family at an establishment in the Catskills …

Sinead O'Connor Sports Dark Look in Ireland  —  Sinead O'Connor in Bray, Ireland, on Aug. 7  —  Nothing compares to ... who?  —  Look closely - that's none other than Irish singer Sinead O'Connor, performing as a backup singer at a summer music festival in Bray, Ireland, over the weekend.

‘Project Runway All Stars’: Angela Lindvall to Host; Isaac Mizrahi, Georgina Chapman Will Serve as Judges … Model and actress Angela Lindvall will host Lifetime's Project Runway All Stars, with fashion designers Isaac Mizrahi and Georgina Chapman as judges and Marie Claire editor-in-chief Joanna Coles in the Tim Gunn mentor role.

Pics!  Brangelina Take The Kids To Wicked; Angelina Looks Scary Skinny  —  Angelina Jolie's emaciated frame has been a topic for analysis for a long-ass time.  She's never normal sized, her body's always a variation of thin and crazy scary deathly thin.  And from the looks of it, she's nearing the scary place once again.

Zoe Saldana is Latina's September Cover Girl!  —  Stunning Afro-Latina actress Zoe Saldana graces the September 2011 cover of Latina magazine's fall style issue, available on newsstands August 16th.  The 33-year-old Dominican and Puerto Rican star of this month's Colombiana opens …

'Jennifer Aniston threw Brad Pitt out after he confessed his love for Angelina Jolie': New book lifts lid on split of the century  —  Jennifer Aniston ordered Brad Pitt to leave their Beverly Hills home after he admitted that he was in love with Angelina Jolie, according to a sensational new book.

J.Lo deal sparks ‘Idol’ envy  —  Jennifer Lopez's huge new deal with “American Idol” has prompted her fellow judge, rocker Steven Tyler, to urge Fox to bump up his own payday.  —  While J.Lo negotiates the finishing touches of a deal, said to be worth up to $20 million, to return to “Idol” …

‘Mad Men’ season 5 first look: Jon Hamm directs Elisabeth Moss — EXCLUSIVE PHOTO  —  Peggy Olson in dolphin shorts?  Why, the fifth season of Mad Men must take the biggest time jump yet!  —  We kid.  Below is a first-look shot from the Mad Men set as Jon Hamm takes on his new role …

What split?  Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber put break-up rumours to bed as they kiss at Teen Choice Awards  —  They arrived separately, giving ammunition to reports they had gone their separate ways.  —  But Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez put rumours of a split to bed last night as they shared …

Kanye: People Look At Me Like I'm Adolf Hitler  —  Call him Air Fuhrer ... because this weekend, Kanye West compared himself to both Michael Jordan and Adolf Hitler during a performance in England.  —  West was performing at the Big Chill music festival Saturday night …

‘Wire’ actress pleads guilty in drug case  —  BALTIMORE - An actress who played a Baltimore drug gang assassin in HBO's “The Wire” pleaded guilty Monday to conspiring to distribute heroin, caught by a wiretap in a joint federal-state drug probe of an alleged drug gang.

Explosive Jackie O tapes ‘reveal how she believed Lyndon B Johnson killed JFK and had affair with movie star’  —  Jackie Onassis believed that Lyndon B Johnson and a cabal of Texas tycoons were involved in the assassination of her husband John F Kennedy, ‘explosive’ recordings are set to reveal.