TNT Cancels Drama Series ‘Hawthorne’  —  After weeks of rumors, TNT today made it official: the Jada Pinkett Smith-starring medical drama Hawthorne is being canceled after 3 seasons.  Also on the bubble with a 50/50 chance of return is the network's sophomore Memphis Beat.

Lindsay Lohan: Mena and Dania are ‘Pathetic’  —  Lindsay Lohan says it's “pathetic” that Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez dragged her name into a parody video spotlighting her much-publicized misfortunes.  —  Mena and Dania just released the spoof targeting the likes of Kim Kardashian and, of course, Lindsay.

Whole Foods drops Bethenny Frankel drink containing ‘toxic’ preservative  —  People who say the “Real Housewives” are toxic have no idea how right they are.  —  Whole Foods has stopped selling former “Real House wives of New York City” star Bethenny Frankel's Skinnygirl Margarita after discovering …

Prison Staff Took PICTURES with Us at Tour Bus!!  —  T.I.'s wife tells TMZ ... multiple prison officials actually saw the tour bus that picked up the rapper yesterday — and even took photos with T.I. in front of it — and NOBODY raised an issue.  —  Tameka “Tiny” Cottle tells us …

VIVA LA VENICE FILM FESTIVAL!  —  The 68th annual Venice International Film Festival officially begins on September 8, but the stars are already hitting the red carpet in support of their films.  —  Madonna rocked the red carpet in a floor length Vionnet gown ... showing off her toned arms while waving to fans!

Ex-'Hills' star Audrina says her latest show is done for  —  Patridge is sitting pretty as she films “The Hills” last year.  Now, she wants a break from reality TV.  —  Audrina Patridge's latest MTV reality show is heading for the hills.  —  The hard-bodied alum of “The Hills” and …

Melanie Brown Welcomes a Girl  —  Another baby spice!  —  Melanie Brown announced early Friday morning that she had welcomed her new baby with husband Stephen Belafonte - and apparently it was a laughing matter.  —  “Finally our baby arrives,” she Tweeted.

Gene Simmons — The Smart Ass Wedding Announcement  —  Gene Simmons is finally revealing what Shannon Tweed told him when he asked for her hand in marriage ... and SHOCKER ... she didn't say no.  —  Now, the couple is planning the wedding — and they've already sent out invitations …

‘Modern Family’ Lands ‘Arrested Development’ Star David Cross (Exclusive) … Arrested Development's David Cross has a new office.  —  The actor has been tapped to recur on Modern Family as city councilman, Duane, who will go toe-to-toe with Claire (Julie Bowen) on the upcoming third season …

PIC: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, 5, Shows Off Temporary Tattoos  —  Just like her parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, 5-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is a bit of wild child!  —  The adorable tomboy showed off an array of temporary tattoos while shopping with her 36-year-old mother and 6-year-old sister Zahara in London Thursday.

Tyra Banks isn't getting fat.  She's ‘expanding the definition of beauty’  —  Tyra Banks at the 2011 Teen Choice Awards in Universal City (8/7)  —  I've heard some bulls**t spin before, but this is just ridiculous.  “I'm expanding the definition of beauty” is just code for “I love cheeseburgers but don't like exercise.”

Don't Let Your Kids Watch Chaz Bono On ‘Dancing With the Stars’  —  Chaz Bono, the “transsexual” woman who underwent plastic surgery and takes male hormones in an effort to appear to be a man, and who asserts she is a man, will appear on the upcoming season of “Dancing with the Stars”, according to ABC, the network which airs the show.

Is Glee Star's “Bruised-Up Barbie” Photo Shoot Glamorizing Domestic Violence?  —  Is this art, or a black eye for Heather Morris?  —  Glee's resident ditzy cheerleader Brittany posed for a photo shoot for L.A. provocateur photographer Tyler Shields, and the pics are generating controversy …