Reese Witherspoon Hit by Car While Jogging  —  Reese Witherspoon was hit by a vehicle on Wednesday afternoon.  —  The incident occurred during a jog in Santa Monica, Calif., a rep for the actress, 35, confirms to PEOPLE.  The driver, an 84-year-old woman, was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk, say reports.

What Did Ali Lohan Do To Her Face?  —  The first thing Ali Lohan did when she got signed to a modeling agency was obtain ... an entirely new face?  —  The 17-year-old sister of Lindsay and daughter of Dina stepped out in Beverly Hills yesterday looking, in all honesty, like a surgically altered version of her former self.

Lady Gaga to Rock in New Year for Dick Clark  —  She's done the dressed-like-a-guy thing.  She's done the egg thing.  She's even done the no-makeup thing.  —  But she hasn't done the Times Square ball-dropping thing - until now.  —  Getting a (very) early jump on its New Year's plans …

Paris Hilton — Training to Become Most Powerful House DJ EVER!!!  —  Paris Hilton is training her ass off ... working with some of the BIGGEST DJs on Earth ... in a brand new quest to become the most POWERFUL female house music DJ of all time ... TMZ has learned.

What In The Hell Kind Of GD Shirtless Sunbathing Picture Is This?!  —  Since I've been on PST I've been rising from my dead coma a little after 5 every morning and I really don't know how some of you opposite vampires do it.  You must have an alarm clock that sprays out meth mist and if you do …

George Clooney's ex-girlfriend is not fat  —  Elisabetta Canalis leaving a dance studio in Hollywood after rehearsing for Dancing with the Stars (9/2)  —  I'm beginning to think George Clooney broke up with Elisabetta Canalis, not because he was fed up with her, but because he wanted to give …

IT HAPPENED TO ME: I SMOKED WEED WITH JOE JONAS.  PLUS, LEGAL STONER BEAUTY!  —  Okay, fine — it happened to my friend Shaun.  But I was there!  And I watched it all go down!  —  Since New York Fashion Week is coming up, I've just decided to ignore it completely today and focus on the least pressing …

Kate Middleton Not Expecting Twins  —  Kate Middleton and Prince William aren't ready to become parents — at least not anytime soon.  —  VIDEO: William and Kate talk baby plans  —  Though a tabloid recently claimed the 29-year-old Duchess is pregnant with twins, a palace rep tells Us Weekly …

Anne Hathaway & Christian Bale Take Off The Masks On The Set Of Batman!  Pics!  —  Christian Bale reinvigorated the Batman franchise so successfully (from those dark days of George Clooney) that people can't wait for the films to be released.  Now with the addition of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman …

PTC slams ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ for ‘Pretty Woman’ hooker costume  —  A parenting group has opened fire on TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras, criticizing the series for showing a 3-year-old dressed as Julia Roberts' prostitute character from Pretty Woman.  The child beauty pageant reality hit's new promo …

Corpse Found in Tub with TV Weatherman  —  MAUMELLE, Ark. - Police are trying to figure out what happened to an Arkansas man who was discovered dead in a bathtub with a sleeping television meteorologist.  —  Homeowner Christopher Barbour, who says he is a friend of 33-year-old KARK weatherman Brett Cummins …

'CSI: Miami's Adam Rodriguez Joins ‘Magic Mike’ And ‘Dark Knight Rises’  —  EXCLUSIVE: CSI: Miami co-star Adam Rodriguez is the latest hunk to board Steven Soderbergh's Magic Mike.  The coming-of-age story revolves around the relationship between a veteran dancer (Channing Tatum) and his protege (Alex Pettyfer).

Schweddy Balls: Ben & Jerry's Newest Vermont Export  —  Today Ben & Jerry's announced their newest ice cream flavor—which might not immediately sound appealing.  Schweddy Balls, an homage to Saturday Night Live, is vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and a huge scoop of cheekiness.

Skinnygirl Margarita Is Full of Crap ... Says Lawsuit  —  It ain't just Whole Foods that has an issue with the ingredients in Bethenny Frankel's Skinnygirl Margarita — now, a class action lawsuit has been filed against the company that owns the brand.  —  In the suit, filed in federal court …

Bonjour, Girl!  Here's The Best Thing You'll See All Week  —  What if Beauty And The Beast had been slightly different?  You know... like if Belle had been as pretty as the original... only... like... realllll gay?  —  It might have been.  A little something.

‘Sex and the City’ Scribe, ‘Gossip Girl’ EP Team for ABC Drama … Sex and the City author Candace Bushnell is going into business with ABC.  —  The network, is adapting Bushnell's 2008 book One Fifth Avenue, with Gossip Girl executive producer Josh Safran attached to pen the adaption.

Madonna Offered $300K To Partner With Cougar Dating Website!  —  We know Madonna hates hydrangeas, but what about cubs?  —  RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the Material Girl has been offered $300,000 from the dating website, CougarLife.com, to record a song and accompanying video for their site.

So Blake Lively's Skirt Flew Up  —  Apparently finding my offering of a 28-pic caption gallery rife with Captain America and Hawkeye homoerotic tomfoolery satisfactory, the Internet Gods have seen fit to make Blake Lively's skirt fly up while filming Gossip Girl in New York last night.

COOL VIDEOS: THE LOST FOOTAGE OF BARBRA STREISAND IN TEMPLE OF DOOM  —  Strike Back below!  —  I'll warn you up front that the audio and video quality of this clip is far from pristine but considering how rare this footage is, I hope you'll appreciate nonetheless.