Katie Holmes Is How I Met Your Mother's Slutty Pumpkin  —  Forgive us, Tom Cruise, but we're just reporting the facts: Katie Holmes is a Slutty Pumpkin.  Or, to be precise, Vulture has learned exclusively that Mrs. Cruise has agreed to play a promiscuous Jack-O-Lantern next month on a special Halloween episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Johnny Depp's true ‘Dark Shadows’ vampire revealed!  — EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK  —  Behold the real visage of Johnny Depp's vampire from Dark Shadows!  —  Last week, long-range paparazzi shots of the actor wearing ghostly white makeup, large sunglasses and a pulled down fedora made fans …

Exclusive: How Ramona Singer Helped Get Jill Zarin Kicked Off Real Housewives  —  Credit: Jason Kempin/Getty Images; Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic  —  Did Ramona Singer push Jill Zarin out of The Real Housewives of New York City?  —  Days after Bravo confirmed reports that Zarin, 47 …

Lindsay Lohan Ignoring Advisers Telling Her To Do Community Service  —  Lindsay Lohan has been keeping herself busy attending New York fashion week and getting ready to jet off to Milan to shoot an ad campaign, but the starlet's advisers are telling her to prioritize, buckle down and put …

Simon Cowell's ‘The X Factor’ Premieres Lower Than ‘American Idol’  —  Preliminary household ratings show that “X Factor” bowed to an 8.7 household rating, down nearly 50 percent compared to the tenth season premiere of “American Idol.”  —  The premiere of Simon Cowell's highly hyped …

CHARLIE'S ANGELS SLAMMED BY CRITICS  —  The reviews are in — and unlike the Charlie's Angels girls themselves, it's not pretty.  —  Angels is set to premiere on ABC tonight, the second reboot of the original 1976 TV series that starred Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith and and Kate Jackson.

Minka Kelly: I Turned Down Free Plastic Surgery  —  Minka Kelly hasn't compromised her integrity for the pursuit of fame.  —  During a Wednesday interview on Late Night With David Letterman, the 31-year-old Charlie's Angels star recalled a time when she was approached by a former Playboy Playmate …

Hugh Jackman, On WWE Raw, Breaks Dolph Ziggler's Jaw … It's Wolverine, bub.  —  Hugh Jackman appeared on WWE Raw on Monday night, making an effort to reach out to the young male audience that could make or break his upcoming robot boxing film, “Real Steel.”

Brenda Song Isn't Pregnant, Huh?  —  Last week, Brenda Song's mom said her daughter wasn't pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn't even consider the fact that Brenda might've lied to her own mother.  Which apparently I should've because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday …

Brad Pitt says he learned lesson from Aniston fallout  —  By now, the following quote is probably familiar: “I spent the '90s trying to hide out ... It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn't living an interesting life myself.

Levi Johnston on Sarah Palin: “She Had a Cougar Crush on Me!”  —  Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player.  Get the latest Flash player.  —  Well, that's kind of disturbing.  —  E! News caught up with Levi Johnston to talk about the release …

Arnold Schwarzenegger Writing Memoir  —  Arnold Schwarzenegger is ready to tell his story.  —  The actor and former California governor is writing an autobiography that will touch upon his recent breakup with Maria Shriver while also covering his childhood in Austria and his careers as a bodybuilder, action star and politician.

Emily Deschanel Has a Baby Boy  —  And baby makes three!  —  Bones star Emily Deschanel and her husband, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's David Hornsby, welcomed their first child Wednesday, a baby boy named Henry Hornsby, Deschanel's rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.

Alex Rodriguez on Split with Cameron Diaz: 'We'll Always Be Friends'  —  It may be game over for Cameron Diaz and Yankee star Alex Rodriguez, but the couple, who recently broke up after dating for a year and a half, remain on good terms.  —  “I have a lot of love for Cameron,” the slugger, 36, told PEOPLE about the actress, 39.

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Sandra Bullock Stays Smiley Even Without Her Main Men  —  Sandra Bullock was dressed in low-key sweats as she left an appointment in LA yesterday.  Sandra and her son, Louis, arrived in California earlier this week; though, the adorable little guy didn't come along for mom's meetings.

Beyonce is not slowing down during pregnancy; launches her new fragrance, Pulse  —  NEW YORK — Now that Beyonce is pregnant, there are certain smells that turn her stomach.  —  “My nose, I smell everything from a mile away,” Beyonce said during an interview with The Associated Press while wearing a long …

America's sexiest family man discusses movies, marriage and monogamy  —  If you define a man by his dogs, Antonio Banderas is happy, welcoming, and eager to please.  His three pooches — a boxer, a pit bull-Labrador mix, and a mutt — trot toward my car as I pull into the driveway …

Louis C.K. walks us through Louie's second season (Part 3 of 4)  —  Louie writer-director-star Louis C.K. recently sat down with The A.V. Club to discuss the show's second season, episode by episode.  This section of his interview follows parts one and two, and covers episodes seven through nine …

TV Ratings Wednesday: ‘X Factor’ No ‘Idol’; ‘Modern Family’ Premieres Big; ‘Revenge’ Gets Nice Start; CSI > SVU … Fox won the night with adults 18-49, but The X Factor's 4.2 adults 18-49 rating and 12.14 million viewers was nowhere close to Idol and well short of Modern Family's 6.0 adults 18-49 rating and 14.3 million viewers.