MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER SAYS GAY MEN CAN'T HANDLE MONOGAMY  —  Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger made waves with her Sunday night appearance on Andy Cohen's talk show, Watch What Happens Live.  —  In the Season 5 premiere, Stanger addressed callers flippantly …

The L Word Star Leisha Hailey Kicked Off Southwest Flight For Kissing Her Girlfriend!!  —  WTF?????  —  Wow.  This is as ridiculous as it is sad!!  —  Earlier today L Word actress Leisha Hailey was escorted off her Southwest Airlines flight because she was KISSING HER GIRLFRIEND!!  —  WFT?!?

‘Playboy Club’ star Sean Maher opens up about his sexuality: ‘This is my coming out ball’  —  Firefly alum and Playboy Club actor Sean Maher has worked steadily in Hollywood for 14 years, and during that time, he made the choice to be closeted about his personal life as a gay man — until now.

Ellen DeGeneres 911: Treated For Chest Pains  —  Ellen DeGeneres suffered chest pains during a producers' meeting on the Warner Bros' lot ... TMZ has learned.  —  Someone from Ellen's staff called 911, and the Burbank Fire Department dispatched a crew to the scene at 11:53 am.  —  We're told Ellen is doing fine.

Ashlee Simpson's in a Bikini  —  Under the watchful, always watchful eyes of Papa Joe, the whole Simpson clan slipped down to Mexico for a little family vacay over the weekend where Ashlee brought her new boyfriend and pranced around in a bikini as Jessica hid under a poncho.

Kristin Cavallari & Jay Cutler ‘Working It Out,’ Says Source  —  When reality starlet Kristin Cavallari and Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler called off their engagement in July, the Dancing with the Stars contestant was “absolutely devastated,” a source told PEOPLE at the time.

Exclusive: Spencer Pratt Is Broke, Can't Get Work  —  Sucks to be Spencer Pratt!  —  The former Hills star is so unpopular in Hollywood, even his agent won't answer his calls!  —  VIDEO: Spencer drives Heidi's sister to tears  —  A source tells the new Us Weekly — on stands now! …

Molly Sims's Official Wedding Photos  —  Molly Sims wed producer Scott Stuber in Napa Valley over the weekend in a picture-perfect ceremony - as evidenced by photos released exclusively to PEOPLE Monday.  —  In an idyllic outdoor setting, the model/actress/jewelry designer, 38 …

Charlie Sheen, Warner Bros TV & Chuck Lorre Announce Settlement  —  Charlie Sheen & Warner Bros TV To Settle Lawsuit  —  It's official: Warner Bros TV and Charlie Sheen have settled their legal dispute stemming from Sheen's $100 million lawsuit against the studio and Two and a Half Men …

Take Cover!  JLo's In Heat Again!  —  Lock your windows, bring in your trash cans, turn the porch light off and tell the children not to open their eyes until morning, because now that JLo has been released from the cage in Skeletor's dungeon she's going wild, yowling at the moon …

‘The Office’ scoop: Maura Tierney guest-starring as ...  It's been a while since Maura Tierney has done comedy on television, but she'll step back into that world later this season in a guest role on “The Office.”  —  Tierney, the long-time “ER” star who was last seen on the final season of …

Justin Bieber: How I Pulled Off My Big Surprise Date with Selena Gomez  —  TMZ has learned just how Justin Bieber surprised GF Selena Gomez with an intimate dinner and a movie for 2 at the otherwise empty Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles.  —  We broke the story …

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - DANCING WITH THE STARS STUDS LOOK SEXY SHIRTLESS  —  Dancing with the Stars' Derek Hough, Val Chmerkovskiy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy gave fans a different kind of show when they walked back to their cars after practice — all three went shirtless!

Ricki Lake Won't Try on Wedding Dresses Until After Dancing with the Stars  —  Ricki Lake has been busy planning her wedding to fiancé Christian Evans.  She has a location, a photographer and a florist.  —  But there is one major detail she has yet to finalize: her wedding dress.

Julianne Hough, Russell Brand Star In Diablo Cody Directing Debut  —  Mandate Pictures has set Footloose's Julianne Hough and Russell Brand to star in Juno scribe Diablo Cody's directing debut.  The film is untitled and Mason Novick will produce.  Cody will be exec producer with Nathan Kahane.

Jesse James Accused Of Cheating On Kat Von D  —  Did Jesse James cheat on Kat Von D, causing their most recent breakup?  —  Sandra Bullock's ex-husband is no stranger to stepping out on a relationship - she divorced him after his numerous affairs surfaced shortly after she won an Oscar in 2010.

Actress Lake Bell Joins The Hollywood Reporter as Automotive Critic … Actress-writer-director Lake Bell has been named automotive contributing editor for The Hollywood Reporter.  —  Bell currently writes THR's “Test Drive” column, which covers the glamorous wheels and auto-trends of Hollywood.

Lindsay Lohan Walks The Plank For Philip Plein!  Pics!  —  Lindsay Lohan only just arrived in Milan but she's already “hard at work” on her new modeling gig for Philip Plein.  She got all dressed up in shorts, a cropped jacket and blouse and was made to walk the plank in the name of fashion.

Michael Jackson's Kids Prince & Paris Want To Testify In Manslaughter Trial  —  Michael Jackson's two eldest children, Prince Michael and Paris, have told their grandmother Katherine they want to testify in the manslaughter trial of the doctor accused of killing the pop superstar with an overdose …

Kyle Massey Says Bristol Palin's “Your Mother's A Whore” Showdown Was Set Up  —  Kyle Massey, the Webster on growth hormones who did Dancing with the Stars with Bristol Palin, is telling people that he thinks her bitch battle royale fight at Saddle Ranch with the dude who called her mother …

Carrie Underwood: Newlywed Life Is Better Than People Warned  —  The newlywed life is the good life for Carrie Underwood, who was told there would be rough patches.  —  “Everyone says the first month is the hardest, or the fourth month or the eighth month,” the 28-year-old, who wed NHL player Mike Fisher last year, told PEOPLE.

MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: We've CONFIRMED . . . Chris Brown's Gonna Be A FATHER . . . We Got PICS Of His PREGNANT GF!!  (Exclusive Baby Bump Pix)  —  MediaTakeOut.com told you last week that R&B superstar Chris Brown and his girlfriend Karrauche Tran were expecting their first child together.