Lindsay Lohan: Turned Away at Morgue after Showing Up Late  —  Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue, after showing up late ... Incredible.  —  We broke the story ... Lindsay was supposed to show up by 8 AM, but at 7:40 her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes.

Exclusive: Scarlett Johansson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Make Out in NYC!  —  Another new guy for ScarJo?  —  Scarlett Johansson was spotted making out with 50/50 star Joseph Gordon-Levitt in NYC last month.  “They were kissing,” an eyewitness tells the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday.  “They were very lovey.”

Cashing in on her baby  —  Jessica Simpson is pregnant, but she wouldn't confirm anything to anyone until she had a magazine deal — for a fee of up to a half-million dollars.  Sources told Page Six that Simpson, with the help of her father/manager, Joe Simpson, refused to say she is expecting until she had a deal in place.

Shia LaBeouf — Brawl Witness Claims Actor Threatened to Pull a Knife  —  The man who tried to calm down Shia LaBeouf moments after the beatdown in Vancouver last week tells TMZ ... the actor threatened to pull a knife on him in the wake of the fight ... but he never actually flashed a blade.

Ali Lohan makes her modelling debut after coming under fire for her shrinking frame  —  She's come under fire for her recent weight loss, but the fashion industry doesn't appear to think Ali Lohan is too thin.  —  Lindsay Lohan's 17-year-old sister has landed her first double cover since signing …

Matt Damon to Direct Warner Bros. Drama He Co-Wrote With John Krasinski … Matt Damon has lined up another potential directing vehicle, setting up an untitled drama at Warner Bros. that he wrote with actor John Krasinski.  —  Krasinski also will star in the project, which is eying a spring start.

Patrick Swayze's Widow Recreates Dirty Dancing Scene With His Wax Statue  —  The time of their lives.  —  Patrick Swayze lost his battle with pancreatic cancer over two years ago — and on Tuesday, a wax replica of the star's most iconic role was unveiled at Madame Tussauds wax museum in Hollywood.

Ali Fedotowsky: ‘We Are Not Planning a Wedding’  —  Ali Fedotowsky is well aware of the fact that it's been more than a year since viewers witnessed her engagement to Roberto Martinez on The Bachelorette season 6 finale.  —  So when is the wedding?  Not anytime soon, Fedotowsky tells PEOPLE.

Justin Timberlake & Jessica's Double Date ... with Biel's Parents  —  Not only is it back on, but it must be getting serious again because Justin Timberlake had dinner at Angelini Osteria in L.A. last night with Jessica Biel ... and her parents.  —  Despite breaking up earlier this year …

The Vampire Diaries' Paul Wesley: I'm a “Very Lucky” Newlywed  —  Paul Wesley doesn't just play a hopeless romantic on The Vampire Diaries — he's a bit of a softie in real life, too.  —  The 29-year-old wed Pretty Little Liars actress Torrey DeVitto in April, and Wesley's been counting his blessings ever since.

Kardashian Fam — Shocked By Obama Diss  —  The Kardashian clan says they were completely blindsided when Michelle Obama revealed that Barack doesn't like when their daughters watch their reality show ... insisting the President has them pegged all wrong.  —  The K-squad is telling friends …

‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Stars Season 2  —  Keyboard Shortcuts: Left Arrow - Previous; Right Arrow - Next; … Also Check Out:  —  Soulja Boy proclaimed his innocence as he encountered dozens of screaming fans outside a bail bond company following his arrest on a drug charge in Georgia.

'American Idol's Scotty McCreery Flubs National Anthem at World Series (Video)  —  He's called out for saying “No jose” instead of “oh say” — and has to re-start the song after a microphone malfunction.  —  American Idol winner Scotty McCreery had a bit of trouble singing the National Anthem …

CA Officials: Former B2K Singer Runs Illegal Weed Shop  —  One of the guys from the R&B group B2K is being sued by the State of California for more than ONE MILLION DOLLARS for allegedly operating an illegal marijuana dispensary in L.A. ...  TMZ has learned.

This Week's Cover: ‘American Horror Story’ and eight other new shows you love  —  Do you like scary movies?  Then you'll love FX's new series American Horror Story, the craziest new TV series of the fall season — and perhaps ever.  Created by Glee's Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk …

Friends and family confirm: Kim & Kris headed for a split  —  Living separate lives: Sources reveal Kim flew to Dubai for a $1 million pay check while husband Kris stayed in NYC and partied with friends  —  Just two months into their marriage, sources close to newlyweds Kim Kardashian …

Katherine Heigl: Naleigh, 3, Loves Walking in Stilettos!  —  Fashionista in training!  —  Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley's daughter Naleigh is only three years old, but she's already walking better in high heels than her famous mom!  —  PHOTOS: What these stars love most about motherhood