Michael Lohan Arrested AGAIN ... Falls 3 Stories, Drugs, Alcohol Involved  —  Michael Lohan was just arrested AGAIN in Florida after allegedly contacting his GF Kate Major — and law enforcement tells TMZ, he tried to escape by jumping off a 3rd-story balcony ... and plummeting 34 feet to the ground …

Lindsay Lohan — $1 Million Offer from Sex Toy Company  —  Lindsay Lohan's genitals are a friggin' gold mine — because Playboy's million dollar baby has just received ANOTHER million dollar offer from a sex toy company ... TMZ has learned.  —  The honchos from an adult entertainment company …

Sneak Preview of Jennifer Lopez's December 2011 Glamour Cover-Shoot!  Come See, Then Shop Her Chic Cover Look.  —  Huge news, dolls: The December Glamour is almost here—it's our annual Women of the Year issue and it hits newsstands November 8!—and we've got your glimpse into all of the empowering …

Real Housewives of NJ's Jacqueline Laurita “Will Never Speak to Teresa Again”  —  Jacqueline Laurita was a no-show for the two-part Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, which came to an explosive conclusion Oct. 23.  —  After a still-undisclosed brawl with former BFF Teresa Giudice …

Jenna's new love's a jewel  —  J.Crew president and creative director Jenna Lyons, newly split from her artist husband, Vincent Mazeau, could be expecting some jewelry in her future, having fallen for another influential woman in the fashion industry.  —  Page Six can reveal …

First look: The new ‘Three Stooges’  —  Earlier this month, you might have spied that tease of a poster for the Farrelly brothers' big-screen re-creation of The Three Stooges that opens April 4.  It featured Curly (Will Sasso), Larry (Sean Hayes) and Moe (Chris Diamantopoulos) …

Was Kim Kardashian Eyeing Another Baller Before Kris Humphries?  New Report Says She Shopped Around!  —  It's been rumored that Kim Kardashian wed Kris Humphries in a marriage of convenience as she uses him as a sexy 6'9" accessory on the red carpet.  And reports are rife that the couple's two-month-old marriage is already in trouble.

Kate Carries Off Her First Solo Royal Engagement  —  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, greeting guests at Clarence House, Oct. 26  —  With only 24 hours' notice, the Duchess of Cambridge went to her first solo engagement in London Wednesday evening, stepping in for her father-in-law, Prince Charles.

Justin Bieber — Pulled Over By Cops in NASTY Batman Cadillac  —  Justin Bieber narrowly dodged the cold hammer of justice this week ... TMZ has learned — getting off with just a warning after cops pulled the 17-year-old over in his Batman-themed Cadillac.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us …

Dash Cam Captures Arrest of Drunken, Topless Woman in Car Chase  —  BAINBRIDGE, Ohio— Authorities in Bainbridge say that a drunken woman, who was wearing shear clothing, a g-string and wedge heels, led them on a high speed chase along Route 422 prior to her arrest.

Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney Expecting Second Son  —  It's an Always Sunny baby boom!  —  Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney are expecting their second child this spring, the couple tell PEOPLE exclusively.  The new addition will join big brother Axel Lee, 13 months.  —  “We're having a boy!

Peter And Bobby Farrelly Plan More ‘Dumb And Dumber’ For Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels  —  EXCLUSIVE: Now that they have wrapped their dream project The Three Stooges after a decade of trying, Peter and Bobby Farrelly are moving forward with another project they've long wanted to do …

Sony Eyes Jason Segel And Reese Witherspoon To Star In Nick Stoller-Helmed ‘Sex Tape’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Sony Pictures is starting to get hot and heavy with Sex Tape, the Kate Angelo-scripted comedy that the studio acquired in June in a seven-figure spec deal.  The script's about a married couple …

Omar Sharif Slaps Woman at Qatar Film Festival [VIDEO]  —  Hollywood legend Omar Sharif lost his cool at a film festival in Qatar this morning ... and angrily slapped a woman right on the red carpet.  —  Sharif was at the Doha Tribeca Film Festival for a screening of one of his movies …

Johnny Depp & Keith Richards Impromtu Jam Session At Rum Diary After Party  —  Maybe Johnny Depp is trying to send us a message!  —  Earlier this week, Johnny Depp randomly took to the stage at The Continental Club in Austin, TX to jam with Bill Carter & Billy Gibbons.

Terrell Owens 911 Call — Alleged Suicide Attempt  —  TMZ has obtained the 911 call placed moments before Terrell Owens was rushed to an L.A. hospital for a possible pill overdose on October 6 — and according to Terrell's assistant, T.O. was trying to kill himself.

Glenn Close To Receive Palm Springs Career Achievement Award  —  Glenn Close has been named the newest recipient of the prestigious Career Achievement Award at the upcoming Palm Springs International Film Festival.  —  The actress will follow in the footsteps of Robert Duvall …

Somber Ashton Kutcher Wears Wedding Ring, Says He's “Doing OK”  —  Ashton Kutcher wasn't his usual wild and crazy self at the GQ Gentleman's Ball at the Edison Ballroom in NYC on Wednesday night.  —  Although wife Demi Moore was M.I.A. for the evening — where Kutcher was honored for the charity …

You Need To Be Watching This Woman's Videos [Video]  —  I first came across DW Diaz — the oblivious, hipster starlet/actress/model/designer who is the alter-ego of comedian Daniella Pineda — on Twitter.  A strange handle sent me a link to the above video, in which Diaz launches a tacky, Native American-inspired clothing line.

Beyonce Is Having A Girl  —  It looks like it's going to be a baby girl for mom-to-be Beyonce and her rapper-husband Jay-Z.  —  It's been revealed that chart topper Beyonce and her rapper-husband Jay-Z are expecting a girl, according to sources close to the couple.