Maya Rudolph's Hysterical Beyoncé Impression  —  Maya Rudolph proved again this Saturday night that she is one of the funniest people in entertainment, and simultaneously reconfirmed how much we dearly miss her as a regular on Saturday Night Live.  —  Maya Rudolp Garps on ‘SNL’

Posh Is Just Tired, Okay?  —  The starving orphans of the world sent their rations to Posh Beckham last week after she showed up to NYC Fashion Week looking like she was raised by White Oprah.  Bitch makes a praying mantis look like a heffa mantis and even Macaulay Culkin is passing Posh a jumbo can of Dinty Moore.

Whitney Houston's Loved Ones: What Will Happen To Bobbi Kristina?  —  Amid the outpouring of emotion inside Whitney Houston's funeral on Saturday in her hometown of Newark, New Jersey, many tears were shed not only for the fallen superstar, but for the daughter she left behind.

Staged photo?  Westboro Baptist Church claims protest at Whitney Houston funeral when none is apparent  —  NEWARK — Westboro Baptist Church, the small congregation known for its propensity to hurl promises of hell at funeral mourners, claims to be in Newark confronting protesters at the funeral of Whitney Houston.

Jay-Z and Beyonce are obsessive  —  Jay-Z and Beyonce are treating their newborn daughter Blue Ivy like a rare document from the National Archives.  No photocopies!  From the National Enquirer: … Zzzzzz......zzzzzz......zzzzzzz.....  Get it?  Get it?!

Elizabeth Smart Gets Married In Surprise Weekend Ceremony!  —  A HUGE congratulations to Elizabeth Smart!!  —  The 24-year-old Brigham Young University senior married her fiance Matthew Gilmour at a Mormon temple in Hawaii over the weekend.  —  The couple said their “I do"s in a small …

British actress Judi Dench says not going blind  —  (Reuters) - Oscar-winning British actress Judi Dench, who has revealed she is suffering from a degenerative eye condition, played down concern over her sight on Monday, saying she was not going blind.  —  In an interview published on Saturday …

CHRIS BROWN AND LADYLOVE KARRUECHE TRAN RELAX IN MIAMI  —  Despite rumors that he's hooking up with former flame Rihanna (AND that he was at her early birthday party last Monday) Chris Brown and his girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, were spotted in Miami over the weekend.

Paris Hilton Wins $30,000 in Las Vegas  —  It's a classic case of the rich getting richer.  —  During her birthday weekend in Sin City, Paris Hilton cashed in to the tune of $30,000 while playing blackjack at Wynn Las Vegas.  —  Hilton Tweeted about the big win, writing" “#BirthdayGirlsLuck.

Family Feud!  Adele Vows to “Spit” in Estranged Father's Face If She Ever Sees Him Again  —  Adele's father probably shouldn't be expecting a gift this Father's Day.  —  The singer, who recently swept the Grammys, has vowed to spit in her estranged father Mark Evans' face if she ever sees him again.

Monaco royal hurt, fmr. club owner charged in celebs' NYC bar brawl  —  A vicious fight involving vodka and supermodels at a Meatpacking District nightclub sparked a royal beatdown that landed Monaco's Prince Pierre Casiraghi in the hospital, The Post has learned.

‘Khloe And Lamar’ Premiere: Khloe Breaks A Sex Swing (VIDEO) … Khloe Kardashian , Reality TV , Lamar Odom , Tv Replay , Video , TV Canada , Khloe And Lamar , Rob Kardashian , Sex Swing , TV News  —  Khloe decides to give Lamar the gift of much more complicated love on the season premiere of …

Taylor Kinney To Star In Dick Wolf-Produced NBC Firefighter Drama Pilot ‘Chicago Fire’  —  EXCLUSIVE: The Vampire Diaries alum Taylor Kinney has landed a lead role in the NBC firefighter drama pilot Chicago Fire, from Wolf Films and Universal TV.  In the action-driven drama about the complex …