Justin Bieber Gets a Fisker Karma for His 18th Birthday  —  Justin Bieber reached driving age two years ago.  But only now, as he turns 18, is he getting the car of his dreams.  —  Celebrating his milestone birthday Thursday on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Bieber is presented by his manager …

Pics!  Courtney Robertson Accepts “Bachelor” Ben Flajnik's Proposal; Went Wedding Dress Shopping Yesterday!  —  Poor Lindzi Cox.  We have photos of her not getting Ben Flajnik rose in the final ceremony on The Bachelor.  Lindzi's decked out in a gorgeous black gown in the mountains of Zermatt, Switzerland.

Zac Efron Dropped That Condom To Impress Nicole Kidman.  Of Course.  —  When Zac Efron dropped a Magnum condom at The Lorax premiere, you'd just assume it was a simple mistake at best or a deliberate message to the ladies at worst.  Except if you're The National Enquirer …

Kate Middleton, Camilla Gorge on “Naughty” Sweets on Store Visit with Queen Elizabeth  —  Three Queens walk into a London department store . . .  On Thursday, Kate Middleton hit London department store Fortnum & Mason with stepmother-in-law Duchess Camilla and grandmother-in-law Queen Elizabeth.

TWITTER LOOP: WIZ KHALIFA & AMBER ROSE ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT via TWITTER & INSTAGRAM  —  Well it looks like love is in the air on this first day of March.  Rapper Wiz Khalifa and his girlfriend of almost two years, Amber Rose - are now ENGAGED!  —  Wiz took to twitter early Thursday afternoon and tweeted …

Katy Perry's Butt Cheeks Are Here.  Thank God.  —  Not a whole lot happening today, folks, so here's Katy Perry walking around Paris Fashion Week wearing a see-through dress that'd almost be scandalous if she didn't want you to see her mint green granny panties with a double side of ass-cheek.

Dressed to kill... and to thrill!  Christina Hendricks hits the target in studded leather as she wields a strong bow  —  Her curves have become the stuff of legend in the critically acclaimed, much loved series Mad Men.  —  And Christina Hendricks is celebrating the forthcoming beginning …

Wilmer Valderrama is tapping that ass  —  Minka Kelly leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (2/2)  —  Wilmer Valderrama has a new notch in his bedpost: Minka Kelly.  Your move, John Mayer.  May I suggest Miss [insert Eastern Bloc country here]?  From the New York Daily News:

Leilani Dowding Bikini Malfunction Pictures  —  There isn't a whole lot out there I enjoy more than some pictures of a hot chick in her bikini on the beach, unless that same hot chick is having trouble keeping her bikini on.  That's exactly what's happening here with bikini hottie Leilani Dowding struggling …

Hunger Games: What Made Jennifer Lawrence Cry?  —  Making Hunger Games hurt.  —  A lot.  —  But it wasn't during actual filming when an accident sent one star of the much-anticipated flick to the hospital.  —  What happened?  Read on for the details...

Taylor Swift & Tim Tebow: Inside Their Dinner Together  —  Just friends after all?  —  Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow did indeed dine together on Monday night, a rep for a restaurant in Century City, Calif., confirms to PEOPLE.  But another onlooker says they didn't seem to be too cuddly.

What In Parmesan Cheese Eyebrows Hell?!  —  I could try to write a 4,000 page series of horror novels in the style of Bram Stoker solely based on the Wildenstein-ing of Lil' Kim's face and the Top Ramen-ing of her crunchy weave, but it's THOSE BROWS that are giving me a headache from the chorus …

George Clooney: 'I Don't Give A Sh*t If People Think I'm Gay'  —  “Hey, Internet.  Blow me.  — Too Mel Gibson?  You're right.”  —  Even more than his acting at this point, George Clooney is known for having sex with a woman until she says, or even thinks, he's that good, the “M” word …

Settles Sexual Harassment Suit  —  Britney Spears has settled a lawsuit filed by Fernando Flores, a bodyguard who worked for her for a very short time — a bodyguard who claimed Britney was a sex-crazed maniac who came on to him and flashed him.  —  Sources close to Britney say the lawsuit is total B.S. …

And Now, In Chichifeeding News....  Maybe it's because the coffee I injected directly into my eyeball veins took a detour and hasn't hit my brain yet, but that picture of Beyonce played a trick on me for a second.  I thought Beyonce forgot to take off her Tempur-Pedic baby pillow and accidentally wore …