Charlize Theron Impressed by Michael Fassbender's ‘Manhood’  —  And the award for best male member in a supporting role goes to ... Michael Fassbender!  —  That's according to Charlize Theron, who jokingly saluted her Prometheus costar's anatomy on Saturday in reference to his several scenes of full-frontal nudity in Shame last year.

Rosie O'Donnell's Disastrous Oprah Winfrey Network Experience  —  Rosie O'Donnell signed a multimillion-dollar deal with OWN for a talk show that was supposed to save Oprah's failing network.  Instead, it tanked.  Ramin Setoodeh talked with staffers about what went wrong.

JWoww & Snooki Wore Bikinis.  Pregnant Snooki.  —  Here's JWoww and Snooki filming their Jersey Shore spinoff, Ah, F**k, The Danny DeVito One's Pregnant in Cancun over the weekend which I'll just assume was supposed to be an episode about the two of them getting whore-hammered …

Kate Makes Her First Speech as a Royal  —  With a big smile, the Duchess of Cambridge made her first public speech as a member of the Royal Family on Monday, officially opening the East Anglia Children's Hospice at the Treehouse center in Ipswich, outside London.  —  “I am only sorry that William can't be here today.

Justin Bieber: Second Round KO (2012 Cover Story)  —  Pop stardom is a contact sport, but at age 18 Justin Bieber knows how to roll with the punches.  Believe that. … The InterContinental Carlton Cannes is popping on a Saturday night.  Inside the luxurious space where Alfred Hitchcock shot …

Super-Pregnant Jessica Simpson Wears Blue Snakeskin Dress at Baby Shower  —  Mama in a blue dress — blue snakeskin, that is!  —  Jessica Simpson is due to give birth to a baby girl in a matter of weeks.  And in the meantime, the 31-year-old singer is still enjoying her pregnancy in high style.

Lindsay Lohan Puts Herself Under House Arrest?  —  Did Lindsay Lohan arrest herself?  —  According to TMZ, the actress, 25, put herself on “lockdown” until her probation concludes in about two weeks — in effect going under “house arrest” to avoid getting into yet more legal trouble.

Exclusive: Josh Lucas, Girlfriend Are Married — and Expecting!  —  Josh Lucas is just married — and expecting a little one, too.  —  A rep for the star of Sweet Home Alabama and recent NBC show The Firm confirms to Us Weekly that Lucas, 40, wed his girlfriend, a freelance writer named Jessica, last Friday.

Katy Perry Covers ‘N**gas In Paris’ ... In England  —  Covers ‘N**gas In Paris’  —  ... In England  —  Katy Perry threw on a Yankees hat ... and belted out a rendition of the Jay Z/Kanye West track, “N**gas in Paris” ... and it's ... interesting.  —  It all went down a few hours ago during a performance for BBC Radio 1 in London.

Stacy joins ‘X Factor’ race  —  George Clooney's girlfriend Stacy Keibler is in talks to join “The X Factor” as negotiations continue with Britney Spears to be a judge on the upcoming season.  —  We are told that actress, model and former professional wrestler Keibler is in secret talks to join Simon Cowell's Fox show.

Beyoncé back?  —  Jay-Z is already working on a blockbuster comeback world tour for Beyoncé after the birth of their daughter, Blue Ivy.  Sources tell us Jay has approached Live Nation about a $150million deal for Beyoncé to tour following the birth of their child in January.

Justin Bieber Covers Complex's 10th Anniversary Issue!  —  Click Here For Cover #1 / Click Here For Cover #2  —  10 Years.  Over the last decade Complex has charted its own course, getting in where other magazines couldn't fit in by feeding the diverse interests of the multicultural man.

Hung Jury In ‘Housewives’ Trial  —  The jury has declared a mistrial in the Nicollette Sheridan vs. “Desperate Housewives” wrongful termination trial ... which means nobody wins ... and nobody loses ... but it looks like the stage is set for a retrial.  —  Nicollette's lawyer just walked …

Ty Burrell Welcomes a Daughter  —  Ty Burrell's own Modern Family is expanding.  —  The actor, 44, and wife Holly have adopted a second daughter, the couple tell PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The baby girl joins big sister Frances at home.  —  The Burrells are keeping further details of the adoption private at this time.

Tiger's takeaway from sex-addiction rehab: book  —  No more porn stars — unless he really, really loves them.  —  That's the lesson Tiger Woods learned from sex-addiction therapy, according to his swing coach Hank Haney.  —  “There are some girls who are going to be after me even more now …

Lady Gaga: “I Do Not Intend to Speak to Anyone for a Very Long Time”  —  Listen up, Little Monsters: Mother Monster has taken a vow to stay mum.  —  At least that's what Lady Gaga tells Oprah Winfrey during her one-on-one interview with the media mogul for Oprah's Next Chapter: Lady Gaga, which airs Sunday on OWN at 9/8c.