Super-Pregnant Jessica Simpson Wears Blue Snakeskin Dress at Baby Shower  —  Mama in a blue dress — blue snakeskin, that is!  —  Jessica Simpson is due to give birth to a baby girl in a matter of weeks.  And in the meantime, the 31-year-old singer is still enjoying her pregnancy in high style.

Rosie O'Donnell's Disastrous Oprah Winfrey Network Experience  —  Rosie O'Donnell signed a multimillion-dollar deal with OWN for a talk show that was supposed to save Oprah's failing network.  Instead, it tanked.  Ramin Setoodeh talked with staffers about what went wrong.

Charlize Theron Talks Michael Fassbender's Junk: “I'm Available to Work With It Any Time!”  —  While accepting her Ally for Equality Award from Fassbender, Theron couldn't help but gush over her Prometheus costar's very impressive manhood...  Referencing Fassbender's full-frontal work in Shame …

Kate Makes Her First Speech as a Royal  —  With a big smile, the Duchess of Cambridge made her first public speech as a member of the Royal Family on Monday, officially opening the East Anglia Children's Hospice at the Treehouse center in Ipswich, outside London.  —  “I am only sorry that William can't be here today.

New Jason Russell Video — The UP-CLOSE Naked Meltdown  —  From far away, it was a naked man pounding the sidewalk in public — now TMZ has obtained up close video of Jason Russell's meltdown ... complete with four-letter words ... and the devil.  —  In this new video, Russell can be heard ranting …

Stacy joins ‘X Factor’ race  —  George Clooney's girlfriend Stacy Keibler is in talks to join “The X Factor” as negotiations continue with Britney Spears to be a judge on the upcoming season.  —  We are told that actress, model and former professional wrestler Keibler is in secret talks to join Simon Cowell's Fox show.

Bad Taste!  Gwyneth Paltrow Roasts New York Times for Claiming She Penned Cookbook With Ghostwriter  —  Gwyneth Paltrow is ready to do some slicing and dicing, and she's got The New York Times on her chopping board!  —  The actress turned chef turned lifestyle Goop guru has slammed the paper …

Tiger's takeaway from sex-addiction rehab: book  —  No more porn stars — unless he really, really loves them.  —  That's the lesson Tiger Woods learned from sex-addiction therapy, according to his swing coach Hank Haney.  —  “There are some girls who are going to be after me even more now …

Beyoncé back?  —  Jay-Z is already working on a blockbuster comeback world tour for Beyoncé after the birth of their daughter, Blue Ivy.  Sources tell us Jay has approached Live Nation about a $150million deal for Beyoncé to tour following the birth of their child in January.

Katy Perry Covers ‘N**gas In Paris’ ... In England  —  Covers ‘N**gas In Paris’  —  ... In England  —  Katy Perry threw on a Yankees hat ... and belted out a rendition of the Jay Z/Kanye West track, “N**gas in Paris” ... and it's ... interesting.  —  It all went down a few hours ago during a performance for BBC Radio 1 in London.