Gets Another Chick Pregnant  —  Say what you will about Levi Johnston, but his sperm is world class — he's gotten another girl pregnant out of wedlock.  —  Sources tell TMZ ... the lucky woman is Sunny Oglesby, a 20-year-old school teacher from Wasilla, Alaska.  Levi has been dating her for just over a year.

Miranda Lambert Slams Ashton Kutcher for Mocking Country Music at ACMs  —  Ashton Kutcher's no king of country.  —  The recently separated Two and a Half Men star, 34, was one of the unexpected infiltrators at Sunday's Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas.

‘There are downsides to looking this pretty’: Why women hate me for being beautiful  —  On a recent flight to New York, I was delighted when a stewardess came over and gave me a bottle of champagne.  —  ‘This is from the captain — he wants to welcome you on board and hopes you have a great flight today,’ she explained.

Here's lookin' at you, Luca!  —  Proud first-time mama Hilary Duff revealed her new little boy's tiny feet in a TwitPic Monday and 24 hours later, the 24-year-old gave her fans and followers a glimpse of her son in full view.  —  PHOTOS: How Hilary went from a child star to a mommy

Boy band turns down White House invite  —  They were invited, but One Direction won't be at White House next week.  —  At the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday, first lady Michelle Obama — who was spotted bopping along as the group performed — asked them to attend the annual Easter Egg Roll on Monday.

Not That it Helps, But:  —  I'm really not supposed to be commenting on the situation, which I think is great advice, because anything I say will extend the story's life and cause more fans discomfort.  But as a guy who blogs or tweets every time he wipes his butt, hugs his cat or hurts his girlfriend …

With the Oscars Over, What's Left to Live For?!  Ladies of the TV Issue: Sofía Vergara, Claire Danes, Julianna Margulies, and Michelle Dockery  —  Expand Click to enlarge.  —  As our culture critic James Wolcott will tell you, it is now television shows rather than films that dominate …

Lara Flynn Boyle's Face ‘Is Melting’ As Cosmetic Surgery Wears Off, Says Expert  —  After many years of rumors that she's gotten too much plastic surgery, Lara Flynn Boyle appears to have finally laid off the procedures, but with scary results.  —  The 42-year-old actress …

Jenna Talackova Fires Back at Donald Trump, Pageant Officials  —  Jenna Talackova, the Miss Universe Canada contestant who was disqualified last week from competing in the pageant because she is transgender, fired back at the pageant's organizers, including its owner, Donald Trump, at a press conference Tuesday.

Paris Hilton Hates Reality, Has A Butt Crack  —  Once, when she was very little, Paris Hilton met an old sailor who told her that, “Argh, nothin' relieves a below deck itch like a fresh waft of sea air on your biscuit,” so that explains these photos.  With that in mind, here's another story …

PICS: See Jessica Alba's Giant Tattoos!  »  —  She's one edgy mama!  —  Jessica Alba debuted brand-new ink while hitting the playground with her girls, Honor, 3, and Haven, 7 months, in Beverly Hills Monday.  —  The 30-year-old mom sported a trio of roses on her left bicep and a bow on her tailbone.

PIC: Shirtless Robert Pattinson Goes Paddle Boarding!  —  Is there anything sexier than a half-naked Robert Pattinson?  —  The actor, 25, went paddle boarding in Malibu, Calif. Friday.  The bearded star, who hasn't been photographed shirtless since shooting The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn …

Karl Lagerfeld apologises for calling Adele fat  —  KARL Lagerfeld has finally apologised to Adele in the only language tearful women understand - handbags.  —  The oddball fashion designer caused uproar earlier this year when he said the Grammy winner was “a little too fat” in a French magazine.

Minka Kelly — Rebounding ... with Wilmer Valderrama?!  —  Rebounding ...  with Wilmer Valderrama!?  —  Now batting cleanup ... Fez?  —  Apparently the rumors are true ... Wilmer Valderrama and Derek Jeter's ex-GF Minka Kelly are becoming more than friends ... because the two were photo'd together …

A NOTICEABLY SLIMMER CHRISTINA AGUILERA SHOPS AT FRED SEGAL IN STILETTOS  —  Flaunting her newly slimmed down figure in a black skull tube dress with black tights and sky high heels, Christina Aguilera made sure to stand out in her electric blue cardigan and white fedora hat as she hit up celeb fashion Mecca, Fred Segal, on Monday.

An Expectant Vanessa Minnillo Hits the Club - in Five-Inch Heels! - with Nick Lachey  —  Vanessa Lachey was beaming all night while hanging out with hubby Nick at the opening party for Marquee - the Star, a nightclub in Sydney, Australia.  —  “She was literally glowing,” …