Ricki Lake Elopes  —  Go, Ricki!  —  Talk show host Ricki Lake, 43, and her fiancé Christian Evans, 40, eloped on Sunday, tying the knot in a secret ceremony in southern California, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  “It was a beautiful moment I will never forget,” Lake tells PEOPLE of her big day.

Exclusive: Adam Levine “Blindsided” By Anne V Breakup  —  Adam Levine is, well, in misery.  —  After his Sports Illustrated swimsuit model girlfriend of two years, Anne Vyalitsyna, dumped him, she announced it to the world April 2 without giving him a heads-up.

Seal Files Own Papers in Heidi Klum Divorce  —  Just days after Heidi Klum filed for divorce, Seal answered with court papers seeking joint physical custody of their four children.  —  The singer's filing Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court differs from the model's papers …

Madonna's ‘MDNA’ Suffers Biggest Album Sales Drop of All Time  —  The pop star's latest CD is expected to drop 88 percent from its debut week when final chart numbers are released.  —  Madonna has set all kinds of sales records, but this is one she would rather not have.

Jennifer Aniston Circling 'We're The Millers'  —  UPDATE: Am now being told by sources close to Jason Sudeikis that he's more than circling the male lead as I reported below.  —  EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Aniston is circling We're The Millers, the New Line comedy about a pot dealer who pulls together …

Alec gal's sex ‘stalk’  —  The struggling actress busted for allegedly stalking Alec Baldwin claims that they were lovers and that she wanted to have his baby, while he admits only to wining and dining her — in a “strictly professional” manner, of course, sources told The Post yesterday.

Marc Jacobs and Porn Star Harry Louis Kissing on Ipanema Beach  —  Those who follow Harry Louis' twitter closely should know that the sexy porn star is taking a vacation in Brazil now.  He shared many pictures of his trip on Twitter.  He also tweeted that him and Fernando Kairon are just “great friends” now.

PICS: Beyonce Flaunts Amazing Figure in Low-Cut Black Swimsuit  —  Even after having a baby, Beyonce Knowles is still bootylicious!  —  The singer, 30, showed off her post-pregnancy curves in a low-cut black swimsuit in St. Barts Monday; Knowles and her hubby Jay-Z, 42 …

Justin Bieber: I'm Trying to Make Selena Gomez Feel Like a “Princess”  —  Justin Bieber's girlfriend Selena Gomez really is a very lucky girl!  —  In the new May issue of Seventeen, the pop singer, 18, opens up on how he thinks women should be treated and why he takes his girlfriend, 19, on such romantic dates.

A Whole Lot Of One Direction Nipples  —  Looking like a giant pot of salty twink soup, the reason why your teen daughter (straight or gay since at least one of them looks like a beautiful, beautiful lesbian) and gay teen son haven't stopped screaming their tonsils raw for months bared …

Pics!  Kim Kardashian Flashes... the Peace Sign  —  Kim Kardashian returned to Los Angeles - and to work - yesterday afternoon.  We found her leaving her production office (in her Rolls Royce, naturally), wearing a bright sherbert orange cropped blazer paired with skinny trousers and chunky platform heels.

Amanda Bynes ‘Was Not Drunk’ On Night of DUI Arrest, Says Her Dad  —  Amanda Bynes's dad is standing by his daughter, following her DUI arrest on Friday.  —  “She was not drunk,” Rick Bynes tells PEOPLE.  “I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer.  She didn't have a single drink that night.

Lisa Lampanelli — Backlash After Comic Hurls Racial Slur at Dayana Mendoza  —  Backlash After Comic Hurls  —  Racial Slur at Dayana Mendoza  —  “Celebrity Apprentice” star Dayana Mendoza is firing back at Lisa Lampanelli ... claiming Lisa insulted an “entire Hispanic culture” …

Matt Groening Reveals the Location of the Real Springfield  —  Twenty-five years after The Simpsons made their TV debut, the show's creator talks about Homer's odyssey—and his own  —  The Simpsons™ and © 2009 TTCFFC All Rights Reserved  —  Claudia de la Roca: So take us back to the Simpsons' foundational moment.