Alec Baldwin's Stalker: A Guide To Getting Your Man...  ...to report you to the Popo!  —  Poor Alec!!  These correspondences are cray cray and would make us shiver in our executive silk suits too!  —  Canadian “actress” and self-proclaimed future Mrs. Baldwin Genevieve Sabourin …

Jennifer Aniston Circling 'We're The Millers'  —  UPDATE: Am now being told by sources close to Jason Sudeikis that he's more than circling the male lead as I reported below.  —  EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Aniston is circling We're The Millers, the New Line comedy about a pot dealer who pulls together …

Amanda Bynes ‘Was Not Drunk’ On Night of DUI Arrest, Says Her Dad  —  Amanda Bynes's dad is standing by his daughter, following her DUI arrest on Friday.  —  “She was not drunk,” Rick Bynes tells PEOPLE.  “I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer.  She didn't have a single drink that night.

Exclusive: Adam Levine “Blindsided” By Anne V Breakup  —  Adam Levine is, well, in misery.  —  After his Sports Illustrated swimsuit model girlfriend of two years, Anne Vyalitsyna, dumped him, she announced it to the world April 2 without giving him a heads-up.

Ashley Judd Slaps Media in the Face for Speculation Over Her ‘Puffy’ Appearance  —  Ashley Judd's ‘puffy’ appearance sparked a viral media frenzy.  But, the actress writes, the conversation is really a misogynistic assault on all women.  —  The Conversation about women's bodies exists largely outside …

Ricki Lake Elopes  —  Go, Ricki!  —  Talk show host Ricki Lake, 43, and her fiancé Christian Evans, 40, eloped on Sunday, tying the knot in a secret ceremony in southern California, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  “It was a beautiful moment I will never forget,” Lake tells PEOPLE of her big day.

Pics!  Kim Kardashian Flashes... the Peace Sign  —  Kim Kardashian returned to Los Angeles - and to work - yesterday afternoon.  We found her leaving her production office (in her Rolls Royce, naturally), wearing a bright sherbert orange cropped blazer paired with skinny trousers and chunky platform heels.

Miley Cyrus's Secret to Looking Hot: a Gluten-Free Diet  —  Miley Cyrus says she stays away from fast food - but not because she's worried about what a side of fries would do to her backside.  —  “For everyone calling me anorexic I have a gluten and lactose allergy,” she Tweeted in the face of rumors she has an eating disorder.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: I Use Vanilla Extract to Attract Men!  —  She regularly shows off her curves in skin-tight, cleavage-baring dresses, but Jennifer Love Hewitt relies on something less obvious to help her land a man.  —  “I carry McCormick's Pure Vanilla [in my purse] — the baking kind …

Exclusive: Dana Delany Set for Desperate Housewives Finale - Will Julie Benz Join Her?  —  It's (finally) official: Dana Delany is headed back to Desperate Housewives before the sun sets on Wisteria Lane.  —  TVLine has learned exclusively that Delany — who recently wrapped production …

Pics!  Beyonce & Jay-Z Go For a Romantic Stroll in St. Barts!  —  All parents of a newborn could use a break, so Jay-Z and Beyonce did what any couple would do: packed up their stuff and headed to St. Barts.  Yeah, we know you were stressed for them, worried that the moguls wouldn't get enough downtime.

PICS: One Direction's Harry Styles, Liam Payne Go Shirtless!  —  One Direction caused chaos in Australia this week and now they're making their fans scream all over the world.  —  The 1D boys were photographed swimming in Sydney Harbor on Tuesday — shirtless!  —  PHOTOS: Shirtless hunks!

Gabrielle Union: I Didn't Break Up Dwyane Wade's Marriage  —  Gabrielle Union got a bad rap when she began dating Miami Heat player Dwyane Wade in 2009.  —  The Think Like a Man actress, 39, was accused of stealing the NBA player from his wife Siohvaughn Funches — something she vehemently denies.

Tom Hanks, Emma Thompson in ‘Poppins’ pic  —  Disney taps duo for ‘Saving Mr. Banks’  —  Tom Hanks is in talks to play Walt Disney in the making-of-"Mary Poppins" pic “Saving Mr. Banks,” with Emma Thompson negotiating to play “Poppins” author P.L. Travers.