Kate Middleton Topless Photos — Royal Family FURIOUS, Threatening Legal Action  —  Threatening Legal Action  —  Kate Middleton is furious over the release of topless pics taken while on vacation with Prince William in France ... and now the Royal Family is threatening to sue someone's ass over it.

Amanda Bynes — Fender Bender While STILL Driving Illegally  —  FENDER BENDER  —  While Still Driving Illegally  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Amanda Bynes came one step closer to disaster Thursday night when she was driving around West Hollywood — on a suspended license — and got into an accident ... though, luckily, it was minor.

Dina Lohan — I Was NOT Drunk During ‘Dr. Phil’ Interview  —  I Was NOT Drunk  —  During ‘Dr. Phil’ Interview  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Dina Lohan tells TMZ ... she had NOT BEEN DRINKING before her interview with Dr. Phil ... and blames the editing for making her appear intoxicated.

Miley Cyrus, emo: ‘Sometimes I feel like I love everyone more than they love me’  —  These are some photos of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth earlier this week.  Note that Miley is braless, I guess.  She and Liam were grocery shopping in LA - I mean, why not do that braless?  I don't even know.

Sally Struthers' Drunk Driving Arrest: I “Deny These Charges”  —  Wednesday was not the day for Sally Struthers — but she's fighting back.  —  The All in the Family actress, 65, was arrested for drunk driving, specifically on an “OUI” (operating under the influence) charge in near Oguinquit, Maine, the Associated Press confirms.

BEN AFFLECK: NO APOLOGIES.  NO REGRETS.  NO BULLS#*T.  —  At 40, he has fashioned himself into a respected Hollywood hyphenate who (as his new movie, Argo, shows) just might be the best actor-director of his generation.  Still hung up on Gigli and Bennifer?  He has a few words for you.

Drifter nabbed in rape of 73-year-old woman in Central Park has disturbing criminal history  —  David Albert Mitchell was just 18 when he was charged with molesting and beating to death 87-year-old Annie Parks during a burglary in his hometown of Jenkinjones near the border of Kentucky and Virginia.

Live Like Carrie!  Sarah Jessica Parker's Village Townhouse Yours for $25 M.  —  Maybe sitting on a townhouse stoop turned out to be less fun for the real life Carrie than the one she plays on T.V.?  Especially when such trips were accompanied not by insights into love and life but the constant flash of paparazzi cameras.

Chris Brown ‘Fortune’ album labelled with ‘domestic abuse warning’  —  Chris Brown's latest album has been labelled with a domestic abuse warning.  —  The singer's fifth studio album Fortune is being sold in London HMV stores with a domestic abuse disclaimer, which is thought to be the work of campaigners, reports Gigwise.

Is Ryan Gosling already picking out an engagement ring for Eva Mendes?  —  I think we're supposed to believe that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes' tuban-y, coupled-up appearance at the Toronto Film Festival last weekend was supposed to indicate their steady, completely solid relationship.  I have my doubts.