Fiona Apple — ARRESTED for Hash in Texas  —  ARRESTED  —  for Hash in Texas  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  All she needs is a good defense ...  Fiona Apple was arrested at a border stop in Texas yesterday ... after authorities claim they found hashish on the “Criminal” singer's tour bus ... TMZ has learned.

Amanda Bynes — BOOTED from Gym Class for Weird Behavior  —  BOOTED from Gym Class  —  For Weird Behavior  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Amanda Bynes acted so bizarre during a workout class in Hollywood Tuesday night ... her instructor stopped the session halfway through and kicked her out — TMZ has learned.

Paris Hilton — Gay Men Are Disgusting ... Most Probably Have AIDS  —  ... Most Probably Have AIDS  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Paris Hilton is under fire for comments she made about gay men ... claiming, “Gay guys are the horniest people in the world ... they're disgusting.  Dude, most of them probably have AIDS.”

OJ killed his wife, Kato says  —  Unless you were born after 1996, you know Kato Kaelin.  In the Year of Our Lord 1994, Kato Kaelin was famous.  Hot.  Headlines.  Front page.  In everyone's mouth.  On everybody's lips.  TV, radio, newspapers.  Kindergarten kids crayonned his name.

Blake Lively pregnant?  —  Rumors are rife on the “Gossip Girl” set that Blake Lively could be expecting her first child.  The blond beauty, back at work in New York after her secret Sept. 9 wedding to Ryan Reynolds, is “glowing,” say spies, but also is eating more than normal.

Courtney Stodden Bought A New Face  —  Now that she's appearing on VH1′s Couple Therapy, Courtney Stodden has ramped up tweeting pics of his/her fake tits because you have to give the he/she credit, she knows Internet.  (Case in point: She also constantly tweets dog photos of - wait for it - “Dourtney!")

Kelsey Grammer Bolts from Piers Morgan Interview Over Camille Grammer Pic  —  BOLTS from CNN Interview  —  Over Camille Grammer Pic  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Kelsey Grammer allegedly just stormed out of CNN's studios in NYC moments before his scheduled interview with Piers Morgan …

Lisa Whelchel Is Divorced  —  As she left her Texas home to compete on Survivor: Philippines, Lisa Whelchel was hiding a secret that only her close friends knew: Her 24-year marriage to Steve Cauble was ending.  —  “The divorce was final on March 1, and [I] went out to be on Survivor on March 10,” Whelchel tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Former ‘SNL’ Star to Write ‘Looney Tunes’ Reboot Film (Exclusive)  —  The film will be produced by “Harry Potter” producer David Heyman, along with David Katzenberg and “Dark Shadows” scribe Seth Grahame-Smith.  —  “Back in Action” was the subtitle of a Looney Tunes movie that was released in 2003 …

Jessica Simpson Shows Off Baby Maxwell on Fiancé's Birthday  —  Jessica Simpson's fiancé, Eric Johnson, turned 33 on Saturday.  But not surprisingly, someone else stole the spotlight at his birthday party.  —  Yes, everyone was fawning over baby Maxwell, now 4 months old …

Lady Gaga Discusses Weight Gain, Reveals Culinary Guilty Pleasures … REACT:  —  FOLLOW:  —  Lady Gaga, Rob Shuter, Video, Lady Gaga Restaurant, Lady Gaga Weight, Lady Gaga Weight Gain, Lady-Gaga-Restaurant-Nyc, TMI, Celebrity News  —  Lady Gaga has started her new tour in Amsterdam …

Adrienne Maloof — Granted Restraining Order Against Dr. Paul Nassif  — Adrienne Maloof Gets Temporary Custody After Violence Allegations Against Paul Nassif  — Paul Nassif — My Gun Protects Me From Crazy Sacramento Kings Fans  —  See More: ADRIENNE MALOOF-NASSIF , DR. PAUL NASSIF , CELEBRITY HOMES , 6 More

See Will Arnett's Amazing Abs in Up All Night Promo  —  Even though his nine-year marriage to Amy Poehler is ending, Will Arnett has never looked better!  —  The actor, 42, showed off his sculpted arms and six-packs abs while shooting an Up All Night promo with his costar and on-screen wife …

Diane Kruger To Star In FX Pilot ‘The Bridge’  —  In her U.S. series debut, Inglourious Basterds actress Diane Kruger is set as the female lead of FX's drama pilot The Bridge, directed by Mexican director Gerardo Naranjo (Miss Bala).  —  Adapted from the Scandinavian series Bron/Broen …

Chad Johnson Strikes Plea Deal in Battery Case — NO JAIL TIME  —  Plea Deal in Battery Case  —  NO JAIL TIME  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Chad Johnson will likely not serve a single day in jail for allegedly headbutting his ex-wife Evelyn Lozada during a nuclear argument last month …

Ben Affleck, Matt Damon to Produce ‘Race to the South Pole’ at Warner Bros. (Exclusive)  —  Peter Glanz is the scribe behind the pitch, which has Casey Affleck attached to star.  —  Warner Bros. has picked up Race to the South Pole, a drama pitch from Peter Glanz with Casey Affleck attached.

NEWS/Tom Cruise Not Seeing Suri, but “Calls Her Every Day”  —  Seeing Suri seems to have become mission impossible for Tom Cruise these days.  —  Apparently, the star hasn't spent time with his adorable 6-year-old daughter in over a month—a sharp contrast to near-daily pics showing ex-wife Katie Holmes doting over Suri's every move.

‘Survivor 2012: Philippines’ Premiere - How To Blind Side Yourself … The Tandang tribe during the premiere episode of Survivor: Philippines  —  And we're back!  It's the Survivor 2012: Philippines premiere.  Eighteen castaways - check.  Three tribes- check.  The dashing Jeff Probst - check.