Why Did Robert Pattinson Forgive Kristen Stewart For Cheating On His Ass?  —  Short answer: Kristen Stewart's pussy has always been a Ruprick Sanders-free zone.  —  Most of us were sitting here thinking that RPattz is back with KStew, because the head bitches at Summit Entertainment told …

Johnny Lewis — Deep Scientology Ties  — Johnny Lewis Murder — Death House was Crash Pad for HUGE Stars  —  See More: KENNY JOHNSON , JOHNNY LEWIS , SONS OF ANARCHY , 2 More  —  JOHNNY LEWIS  —  DEEP Scientology Ties  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Johnny Lewis — the “Sons of Anarchy” …

Exclusive: Malin Akerman Pregnant With First Child!  —  Rock of Ages actress Malin Akerman better brush up on her lullabies!  —  The Swedish-Canadian beauty, 34, is pregnant, her rep confirms to Us Weekly exclusively.  It's the first child for Akerman and her husband of five years …

Exclusive: Real Housewives of Orange County Star Vicki Gunvalson's Daughter Briana Wolfsmith Welcomes Son Troy!  —  Briana Wolfsmith's son couldn't wait to meet his parents!  —  Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson's daughter welcomed a baby boy September 28 …

Britney Spears Accuser — A Drug-Sniffing Dog Found Crystal Meth In Her Home  —  Accuser Claims Drug Dog  —  Found Crystal Meth In Home  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Sam Lutfi — the self-proclaimed manager of Britney Spears who is suing her for defamation — claims in new legal docs a drug-sniffing dog found …

Arnold Schwarzenegger Won't Say He ‘Betrayed’ Maria Shriver  —  He Won't Say  —  He Betrayed Maria  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Arnold Schwarzenegger is out hawking his autobiography, so he knows something about words ... and the one word he WON'T use to describe his affair with the maid is “BETRAYAL.”

Nicki Minaj — I Got Lil Wayne a 1,000-pound T-REX for His Birthday  —  I Got Lil Wayne a 1,000-lb  —  T-REX for His Birthday  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  What do you get the man who has everything?  Nicki Minaj figured it out ... getting Lil Wayne one of the craziest awesome gifts ever for his 30th birthday …

AnnaLynne McCord Opens Up About Sexual Assault  —  AnnaLynne McCord is a survivor, not a victim.  —  The 90210 actress hosted the Life Is Love event in L.A. September 22, which benefitted the Somaly Mam Foundation.  The organization aims to end modern day slavery and human trafficking around the globe.

Salma Hayek is not perfect after all  —  Salma Hayek out and about at The 69th Venice Film Festival in Italy (8/31)  —  Even though she's ridiculously hot and her tits are undefeated in staring contests, Salma Hayek still gets sorta nervous when people look at her on stage.  She tells the London Evening Standard:

Miley Cyrus in Talks to Star in Lifetime/History Telepic ‘Bonnie and Clyde’  —  “Smash” EPs Neil Meron and Craig Zadan are set to produce the miniseries as Cyrus meets with directors.  —  Miley Cyrus is heading back to the small screen.  —  The former Disney Channel star …

Paris Fashion Week: How Much Celebrities Get Paid to Sit in the Front Row  —  From left: Elizabeth Banks, Christina Hendricks, M.I.A. and Jessica Alba  —  It's a battle to draw A-listers, whose prices differ: From Rihanna (almost $100K) to Blake Lively and Kim Kardashian ($50K per), the big business is getting into gear.