Chris Brown EXPLODES AT VALET ... Over $10 Service Charge  —  EXPLODES ON VALET  —  Over $10 Service Charge  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Chris Brown turned his anger issues on a valet parker at a bowling alley in L.A. last night ... cussing at the guy over the $10 service charge ... and TMZ caught the whole thing on tape.

EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian rushed to doctors with scare after returning from Paris Fashion Week  —  Kim Kardashian was rushed to a doctor in Los Angeles on Tuesday night when she feared she was having a miscarriage after returning from Paris fashion week, Page Six can exclusively reveal.

Jessica Simpson Announces That She's Having A Boy By Making A Dick Joke  —  A knocked up Jessica Simpson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to promote that Fashion Dirt Star show and to also burp up about how she's got a permanent case of the baby and still can't believe that barebacking …

Miley Cyrus NO Engagement Ring — Trouble in Paradise?  —  NO Engagement Ring  —  ... Trouble in Paradise?  —  Miley Cyrus made a HUGE statement last night without ever saying a word ... 'cause she went out in public WITHOUT her engagement ring ... in the wake of rumors her fiance cheated on her.

Chelsea Handler Mocks Taylor Swift: I Think She's a Virgin  —  Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty; Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic  —  It's a tough week to be Taylor Swift.  After Golden Globes co-hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler gently mocked the singer's surprisingly serious reaction to their joke about her love life …

This week's cover: Matt Damon and Michael Douglas go ‘Behind the Candelabra’ in HBO's Liberace biopic  —  Yes, that really is Michael Douglas and Matt Damon under the prosthetic makeup, wigs, and crystal-trimmed suits — all part of their costumes for Behind the Candelabra …

How Disney Bought Lucasfilm—and Its Plans for ‘Star Wars’  —  One weekend last October, Robert Iger, chief executive officer of Walt Disney (DIS), sat through all six Star Wars films.  He'd seen them before, of course.  This time, he took notes.  Disney was in secret negotiations to acquire Lucasfilm …

Exclusive: Jake Gyllenhaal Dating Sports Illustrated Model Emily DiDonato  —  Credit: Jamie McCarthy/WireImage.com; Denise Truscello/WireImage.com  —  Did Jake Gyllenhaal meet his soulmate at SoulCyle?  The End of Watch actor has been dating NYC-based model Emily DiDonato, Us Weekly can reveal.

Tina Fey: Mommy Chat Rooms “Have Some of the Worst Behavior I've Ever Seen in My Life”  —  It's hard not to fall instantly in love with Tina Fey.  She's wicked smart, obviously funny, and a mom of two — Alice, 7, and Penelope, 1 — dealing with bake sales and working motherhood, just like us.

Sofia Vergara's bra racks up ‘Machete Kills’ body count — EXCLUSIVE  —  Well, finally, a Hollywood movie that bends over backwards to show some big gun supporters getting a fair shake on screen.  —  Yes, that's Sofía Vergara who - as Lady Desdemona, a femme fatale in Machete Kills …

Liam Neeson in Talks for Seth MacFarlane's ‘A Million Ways to Die’ (Exclusive)  —  The “Taken” star would join Charlize Theron and Amanda Seyfried in the “Ted” filmmaker's next movie.  —  Add Liam Neeson to the all-star cast being assembled for Seth MacFarlane's Ted follow-up A Million Ways to Die in the West.

Brooke Mueller — Naked Photos Being Shopped  —  NAKED PICS  —  Being Shopped  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Brooke Mueller has been caught with her pants down ... and someone is now hawking the graphic nude photos of Charlie Sheen's ex-wife.  —  We've learned Brooke took the pics herself, just after she got out of the shower.

Shia LaBeouf Takes His Girlfriend Mia Goth on a Date to Olive Garden  —  He may be one of the wealthiest young stars in Hollywood, but Shia LaBeouf can't resist Olive Garden's affordable soup, salad and breadsticks combo!  The Lawless actor treated his girlfriend, Mia Goth …

Valerie Harper Wanted to Share Cancer Diagnosis ‘Clearly’ & ‘Impactfully’  —  In this week's issue of PEOPLE, Valerie Harper reveals she's been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer.  —  While faced with this “amazingly shocking diagnosis”, Harper shares why she wanted to go public.

NEWS/Ali Landry Pregnant With Third Child  —  It's three's company for Ali Landry!  —  The one-time Eve star is expecting her third child, a boy, with hubby Alejandro Monteverde, E! News has exclusively confirmed.  —  The newest addition to the family will join a big, bouncing brood …