KIM KARDASHIAN'S PREGNANT BELLY POPS OUT OF HER PENCIL SKIRT  —  And then some!  We're guessing this isn't a maternity skirt, so hopefully Kim's curves don't stretch the garment out!  —  On Thursday Kimmy was snapped at a meeting in Beverly Hills, and after that she lunched at Il Pastaio …

Joe Jonas — THERE IS NO SEX TAPE  —  THERE IS NO SEX TAPE  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Sorry you creepy weirdos ... Joe Jonas did NOT record a raunchy sex tape with his Swiss model GF ... despite reports to the contrary ... Joe's rep tells TMZ.  —  Reports have been circulating that Joe …

Real Chance of Love Star Ahmad “Real” Givens Fighting Stage-Four Colon Cancer  —  Real Chance of Love star Ahmad “Real” Givens is in the fight of his life.  The VH1 reality contestant, 33, has been diagnosed with stage-four colon cancer, his rep confirmed to TMZ on Thursday, March 21.

NEWS/Dax Shepard's Touching Blog About Father's Death: Actor Recalls Dad's Final Moments and Meeting His Unborn Child  —  Get ready for a tearjerker.  —  Actor and funnyman Dax Shepard wrote a candid blog post about the recent death of his father, who lost his battle to cancer at age 62 in late December …

Ex-NFL Cheerleader Elizabeth Garner Accused of Grabbing 12-Year-Old's Penis  —  12-Year-Old's Penis  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  A former NFL cheerleader has been charged with aggravated sexual battery after allegedly grabbing a 12-year-old boy's penis outside his pants ... and attempting to perform oral sex on him.

Seraphina Affleck Debuts Adorable Short Bob Haircut  —  Karlie Kloss, Nicole Richie, Naomi Watts — all of Hollywood's cool kids have been chopping their hair into chic new bobs and lobs.  And now a real cool kid, Seraphina Affleck, is rocking the trend, too!

Too Short — They WEREN'T My Drugs!  —  THEY WEREN'T MY DRUGS!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Too Short says he's been taken for a ride — in a filthy black and white littered with contraband ... and cops are now falsely accusing him of hiding drugs in the backseat.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Short was popped for DUI early Wednesday.

Big ‘Mary Tyler Moore’ Reunion On ‘Hot In Cleveland’: Moore, Valerie Harper & Cloris Leachman Join Betty White & Georgia Engel  —  EXCLUSIVE: The ladies of The Mary Tyler Moore Show are back together on a sitcom stage.  I've learned that Mary Tyler Moore, Valerie Harper and Cloris Leachman …

Exclusive: Malcolm Jamal Warner Splits With Regina King, “She's Brokenhearted,” Says Pal  —  Theo Huxtable is once again a single man.  After over two years of dating, Malcolm-Jamal Warner has split with girlfriend Regina King, a source confirms to Us Weekly — and it wasn't the most amicable of partings.

Ryan Gosling: Indie Megastar Who Asks to Get His Ass Kicked  —  The Oscar-nominated actor discusses “The Place Beyond the Pines,” the “Hey Girl” sensation and why he made major last-minute changes on a major upcoming project.  —  “I've never said it in my life,” Ryan Gosling protests …

Blue's Duncan James speaks candidly about sexuality on ‘Big Reunion’  —  Duncan James has revealed that he was “so frightened” when The News of the World broke the news that he was bisexual that he had to flee the country.  —  The 34-year-old singer, who is a quarter of boyband Blue …

Bobby Brown — Freed In Record Speed  —  FREED IN RECORD SPEED  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  UPDATE: Even though Bobby's been sprung from the pokey, he's still not entirely free.  He's under house arrest and has to wear an electronic monitoring bracelet for a grand total of 8 days.  Nice gig.

Rihanna — 3 Years of Protection from Obsessed Intruder  —  3 Years of Protection  —  From Obsessed Intruder  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Rihanna just scored three years of peace of mind ... because a judge has granted her request for a permanent restraining order against an obsessed fan who tried to break into her L.A. home last month.

Lil Wayne Sends First Tweet Thanking Fans Since Leaving Hospital  —  We're convince Lil' Wayne was high, again, when he released his first tweet since being discharged from a West Hollywood hospital over the weekend.  The rapper, who had been admitted to the Intensive Care Unit …

John Mayer Announces First Tour in 3 Years  —  John Mayer is mounting his first major concert tour in three years following an extended vocal hiatus brought on by throat issues, Billboard has learned.  The artist's tour in support of 2012's “Born and Raised,” which topped the Billboard 200 …

Harold Perrineau Welcomes Daughter Holiday Grace  —  Another lovely lady for Harold Perrineau!  —  The actor and wife Brittany, 37, welcomed their third child, daughter Holiday Grace Perrineau, on Thursday, March 21, the couple tell PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Weighing in at 7 lbs. …

North West.  Kim Kardashian & Kanye Are Naming Their Baby North West.  —  Still doesn't beat Ace Johnson.  Via The Sun: … Of course, a simple compromise would be to name the child Knorth West thus allowing Kris Jenner to still imprint its ear with a fang mark if I'm reading this Book of The Dead right.

Rebel Wilson Reveals She May Join Jennifer Lawrence In The Hunger Games  —  R-Wils and J-Law to team up?  —  Rebel Wilson may be set to join the woman she thinks is the sexiest on the planet, Jennifer Lawrence, in The Hunger Games.  —  The Pitch Perfect actress revealed that she may join Jen in the movie …

‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham — She's a Biter ... According to Cops  —  ‘TEEN MOM’ FARRAH ABRAHAM  —  SHE'S A BITER!  —  According to Cops  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom” fought cops tooth and nail — but mostly tooth — when she was arrested for DUI in Nebraska …

Harry Reems, Star of ‘Deep Throat’ Film, Dies at 65  —  Harry Reems, whose starring role in “Deep Throat” in 1972 made him America's first bona fide male porn star — and whose life, more than most, embodied the time-honored American narrative of fame, failure and redemption — died on Tuesday in Salt Lake City, Utah.