WeSmirch: Lindsay Lohan — Six-Figure Payday Before Rehab (TMZ.com)

Lindsay Lohan — Still Clubbing [PHOTOS] — STILL CLUBBING — This Time with New Beau — EXCLUSIVE — Lindsay Lohan continued her weekend of partying before rehab ... hitting a club in Santa Monica last night with a few friends ... including her rumored new man, Avi Snow.

Discussion: Oh No They Didn't! and The Hollywood Gossip

DOESN'T EXIST — Lindsay Lohan struck a plea deal she CANNOT fulfill, because TMZ has learned ... the lockdown rehab she promised to do is a fiction. — Fact is ... there appear to be no non-jail rehab facilities that will keep patients in against their will — anywhere in the U.S..

Discussion: PerezHilton

Daily Mail:

EXCLUSIVE: Still taking rehab seriously? Lindsay Lohan leaves private club looking disheveled after a night of partying — Confusion over which centre Lohan will be treated in, as there are no lockdown rehabs not linked to the prison system anywhere in America

Discussion: Us Weekly, RADAR and TMZ.com

TMZ.com:

Lindsay Lohan — Six-Figure Payday Before Rehab — Six-Figure Payday — BEFORE REHAB — EXCLUSIVE — Lindsay Lohan has scored herself a HUGE paycheck before she goes into rehab, and TMZ has learned she'll be earning her keep by hanging out in South America.

Discussion: Dlisted, Digital Spy and PerezHilton

Elizabeth Leonard / People.com:

Jesse James Marries Drag Racer Alexis DeJoria — It's full-speed ahead for Jesse James and Alexis DeJoria, who tied the knot on Sunday in Malibu, PEOPLE has learned. — With James's youngest daughter, Sunny, 9, and DeJoria's daughter Bella, 10, acting as flower girls, the custom motorcycle-builder …

Discussion: Cele|bitchy, Pop Crunch and Digital Spy

Kaiser / Cele|bitchy:

LeAnn Rimes wore black vinyl short-shorts to her stepson's game: trashy? — Here are some photos of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian on Saturday in LA, going into Jake's baseball (or T-ball?) game. Mason was also in attendance. I don't think Brandi Glanville was at the game …

Discussion: Daily Mail and Just Jared

What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This? — Because LeAnn Rimes thinks she's the sexy hot stepmom, she went to her stepson's baseball game yesterday dressed like a down-and-out train track whore on her day off. This outfit is a bigger mess than LeAnn's sanity.

Discussion: Hollywood Rag

Joe Hagan / New York Magazine:

Long Night at Today — And for this he wakes up at 4 a.m.? — T — he knife springs open with a satisfying snap. — Matt Lauer, the co-host of the Today show, turns it over in his hand, marveling at the blade. — “Come to papa!” he says. — Sitting at his glass-topped desk …

Discussion: The Corsair, The Hollywood Gossip and Gawker, more at Mediagazer »

Steve Helling / People.com:

Kate Upton: I'd Love to Go to the Prom, But ... Don't rent that tux just yet, Jake Davidson. — To be sure, of all the invitations that Kate Upton has received in the past year, none has been more memorable than the Los Angeles teen's playful video asking her to the prom.

Discussion: The Hollywood Gossip

Molly Goodson / POPSUGAR Celebrity:

Exclusive: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Friday Date Night! — Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were one-on-one for a date in LA on Friday evening. The two wore matching gray hoodies and stopped off at a corner store for some treats. Rob and Kristen have been inseparable since …

Discussion: Oh No They Didn't!

Us Weekly:

Rihanna Arrives Four Hours Late to High School Charity Event: “Chicago Traffic Is Not Working” — Even stars get stuck in traffic! Rihanna showed up late to an appearance at Barrington High School in Chicago on Friday, March 22 after getting caught in a jam.

Discussion: Cele|bitchy, In Case You Didn't Know, The Hollywood Gossip, CONCRETELOOP.COM and Dlisted

Simon Wright / mirror:

Louis Tomlinson: One Direction star's secret family hope to heal rift — Dad Troy Austin has spoken for the first time about his pride at his son's rise to fame and success with the chart-topping boyband — One Direction star Louis Tomlinson has an estranged family who are desperate to be part of his life.

Discussion: Daily Mail and Digital Spy