Lindsay Lohan — ‘Lockdown Rehab’ Doesn't Exist  —  LOCKDOWN REHAB DOESN'T EXIST  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Lindsay Lohan struck a plea deal she CANNOT fulfill, because TMZ has learned ... the lockdown rehab she promised to do is a fiction.  —  Fact is ... there appears to be no non-jail rehab facilities …

Jesse James Marries Drag Racer Alexis DeJoria  —  It's full-speed ahead for Jesse James and Alexis DeJoria, who tied the knot on Sunday in Malibu, PEOPLE has learned.  —  With James's youngest daughter, Sunny, 9, and DeJoria's daughter Bella, 10, acting as flower girls, the custom motorcycle-builder …

Hayden Panettiere Kisses On-Again Boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko at Miami Heat Game: Picture  —  Oh, is there a game going on?  There was no shortage of excitement on the court at Sunday's Miami Heat-Charlotte Bobcats matchup, but at least some of the action took place in the stands …

Long Night at Today  —  And for this he wakes up at 4 a.m.?  —  T  —  he knife springs open with a satisfying snap.  —  Matt Lauer, the co-host of the Today show, turns it over in his hand, marveling at the blade.  —  “Come to papa!” he says.  —  Sitting at his glass-topped desk …

BEYONCE LUNCHES IN BROOKLYN WITH GROWING DAUGHTER BLUE IVY  —  She's such a little cutie!  —  Beyonce stepped out for a leisurely lunch in Brooklyn over the weekend, and she brought her adorable daughter Blue Ivy with her!  —  The adorable tot just turned one-year-old in January …

Coming out  —  I came to Yale as a freshman in the fall of 2010 with two big uncertainties hanging over my head: whether my dad would get elected to the Senate in November, and whether I'd ever work up the courage to come out of the closet.  —  I made some good friends that first semester …

Candace Bushnell Defends ‘The Carrie Diaries’  —  Battling disappointing ratings, the writer of Sex and the City wants you to give her CW prequel a chance.  She talks to Ramin Setoodeh about all things Carrie Bradshaw, including how AnnaSophia Robb channels Sarah Jessica Parker and why there won't be another movie.

Exclusive: Bikini-Clad Gisele Hits the Beach With Shirtless Tom, Baby Vivian, Jack, and Ben  —  It was back to the beach in Costa Rica for Gisele Bündchen and her family on Friday.  She hit the sand with her husband, Tom Brady, their daughter, Vivian, and their dogs last weekend …

James Franco's Neighbors Pissed — He's a Trashy Nuisance  —  Neighbors PISSED —  He's a Trashy Nuisance  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  James Franco is a terrible neighbor ... so say the people living next to the actor's L.A. home, who claim he leaves trash everywhere, takes up valuable parking spaces, and makes a lot of noise.

Deadline Lifts The Shell Off The Ninja Turtles  —  EXCLUSIVE: Last week, I broke that Paramount Pictures had set The Hunger Games: Catching Fire newcomer Alan Ritchson to play Raphael in the reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Allow me to lift the shell off who'll be playing the other three turtles.

Shopping for Skulls and Talking Unibrows With Eva Mendes  —  Eva Mendes is lost in thought, staring into the face of the devil.  “Hmmm ... Interesting,” she mutters, twirling a painted wooden Satan on a stick that caught her eye while browsing the macabre wares at Obscura Antiques & Oddities …

Ashley Greene — Condo Fire Ruled Accidental  —  Condo Fire Officially  —  ACCIDENTAL  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  It's case closed for the Ashley Greene condo fire ... TMZ has learned, the devastating flames that ripped through the actress' L.A. apartment Friday have officially been ruled an accident.

Liam Hemsworth Spotted at Miley Cyrus' House After 4-Week Separation: Picture  —  After spending some time apart, engaged couple Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have officially reunited.  Hemsworth, 23, was photographed at his 20-year-old fiancee's home on Saturday, March 23.