‘I HIT IT FIRST’ LYRICS  —  Ray J wants Kanye West to know ... when it comes to Kim Kardashian, Kanye's getting sloppy seconds ... because he hit it first.  —  As you know, Ray J famously had his way with Kim in the epic sex tape, “Kim K Superstar.”  —  TMZ has obtained some of the hysterical lyrics …

Carrie Underwood: Live Sound of Music Won't Be a Remake  —  The hills are alive - once again!  —  Carrie Underwood is set to tackle the iconic role of Maria von Trapp in NBC's upcoming live production of The Sound of Music.  —  “It's a giant challenge, which I appreciate,” …

Review: Kathy Griffin doesn't have jokes or a show  —  It was hard for me not to feel a certain measure of kinship with Kathy Griffin Friday night.  The comic dedicated a chunk of her standup act at the Taft Theatre to talking about the high school in suburban Chicago we both attended …

Gangsta Gwyneth Paltrow: I rap like a bad mutha when I'm cooking  —  With her strict exercise and healthy eating regimes and marriage to the frontman of one of the world's biggest indie bands, Gwyneth Paltrow is not an obvious advocate of the gangsta lifestyle.

Adam Lambert and Boyfriend Sauli Koskinen Split  —  Glam rocker and American Idol Season 8 runner-up Adam Lambert announced in an interview with SFGN that he and his boyfriend Sauli Koskinen have split up.  —  Glam rocker and American Idol Season 8 runner up Adam Lambert announced in an interview …

Selena Gomez — SWATTED  —  The singer is the latest in a string of people to be victimized by someone calling 911 and falsely claiming there was violence occurring inside the celeb's house.  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the caller claimed 4 black males entered the house and 2 shots …

Shakira — My Ex Ain't Getting $100 Million from Me  —  My Ex Ain't Getting  —  $100 MILLION FROM ME  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  The $100 million lawsuit Shakira's ex-lover filed against her is a joke because he has next to nothing to do with her mega-stardom — this according to Shakira, who's refusing to give him a dime.

Breaking News: Halle Berry Pregnant With Olivier Martinez's Child: A Boy!  —  Yes, yet another A-lister is having a baby in 2013: Halle Berry!  The Oscar-winning actress, 46, is pregnant with her second child — a baby boy! — and her first with fiance Olivier Martinez, a source confirms to Us Weekly, adding that she's “elated.”

Jay-Z and Beyonce — Blasted for ‘Ignorant & Insulting’ Cuban Vacation  —  Insulting' Cuban Vacation  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Jay-Z and Beyonce are clueless about the tortures happening in Cuba, and it's insulting they chose to visit the communist country for a celebration ... so says a Cuban rights lobbyist.

Drew Barrymore: Women Can't Have It All - and Here's Why  —  It seems like Drew Barrymore can do it all: act, direct, produce, run businesses and be a mom — but she confesses that is far from the truth.  —  “I can't and I don't,” Barrymore said at Lucky's Fashion and Beauty Blog Conference Thursday in Los Angeles.

The Date Is Set!  Jessica Simpson And Eric Johnson Pick Wedding Day  —  After canceling a previous wedding date because she became pregnant with her second child, Jessica Simpson has now picked ANOTHER wedding date, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.