Jenna Jameson Arrested For Battery  —  ARRESTED  —  For Battery  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Jenna Jameson's bday celebrations got off to a rocky start — the XXX star was arrested for battery Saturday night ... before her shindig even kicked off.  —  Law enforcement sources tells us …

‘I HIT IT FIRST’ LYRICS  —  Ray J wants Kanye West to know ... when it comes to Kim Kardashian, Kanye's getting sloppy seconds ... because he hit it first.  —  As you know, Ray J famously had his way with Kim in the epic sex tape, “Kim K Superstar.”  —  TMZ has obtained some of the hysterical lyrics …

Review: Kathy Griffin doesn't have jokes or a show  —  It was hard for me not to feel a certain measure of kinship with Kathy Griffin Friday night.  The comic dedicated a chunk of her standup act at the Taft Theatre to talking about the high school in suburban Chicago we both attended …

Kordell Stewart — Porsha Williams Parties All Night and Neglects My Son  —  Porsha Parties All Night  —  and Neglects My Son  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Porsha Williams likes to stay out partying ‘til the break o’ dawn, and then call police to get her into the house she shares …

Tom Arnold Welcomes Son Jax Copeland  —  Tom Arnold's a dad!  —  The actor and comedian, 54, and his wife Ashley Groussman welcomed their first child on Saturday, April 6, his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Son Jax Copeland Arnold arrived at 9:53 a.m., weighing in at 8 lbs., 12 oz. and measuring 21 inches long.

Jaime Pressly, Estella Warren Questioned by Police After Fight at Hollywood Hotspot Bootsy Bellows  —  Credit: Jonathan Leibson/FilmMagic; Paul Redmond/WireImage  —  What started out as a fun night ended with an ugly morning for two actresses in Hollywood.

Jessica Simpson Carries Daughter Maxwell, Rests Hand on Growing Baby Bump: Picture  —  Jessica Simpson has her hands full!  The second-time mom-to-be carried her 11-month-old daughter Maxwell while grabbing lunch with fiance Eric Johnson in L.A.'s Calabasas neighborhood on Saturday, April 6.

Carrie Underwood: Live Sound of Music Won't Be a Remake  —  The hills are alive - once again!  —  Carrie Underwood is set to tackle the iconic role of Maria von Trapp in NBC's upcoming live production of The Sound of Music.  —  “It's a giant challenge, which I appreciate,” …

LINDSAY SPOOFS HERSELF IN SCARY MOVIE CLIP  —  Lindsay Lohan prides herself on “keeping a low profile,” as she says in this new Scary Movie 5 clip.  Between the hot mess that is Lilo and Charlie Sheen's hot messiness, we think this fifth installation of the hit franchise could be the biggest yet.

Gangsta Gwyneth Paltrow: I rap like a bad mutha when I'm cooking  —  With her strict exercise and healthy eating regimes and marriage to the frontman of one of the world's biggest indie bands, Gwyneth Paltrow is not an obvious advocate of the gangsta lifestyle.

Shakira — My Ex Ain't Getting $100 Million from Me  —  My Ex Ain't Getting  —  $100 MILLION FROM ME  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  The $100 million lawsuit Shakira's ex-lover filed against her is a joke because he has next to nothing to do with her mega-stardom — this according to Shakira, who's refusing to give him a dime.

Selena Gomez — SWATTED  —  The singer is the latest in a string of people to be victimized by someone calling 911 and falsely claiming there was violence occurring inside the celeb's house.  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the caller claimed 4 black males entered the house and 2 shots …

Jay-Z and Beyonce — Blasted for ‘Ignorant & Insulting’ Cuban Vacation  —  Insulting' Cuban Vacation  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Jay-Z and Beyonce are clueless about the tortures happening in Cuba, and it's insulting they chose to visit the communist country for a celebration ... so says a Cuban rights lobbyist.

Breaking News: Halle Berry Pregnant With Olivier Martinez's Child: A Boy!  —  Yes, yet another A-lister is having a baby in 2013: Halle Berry!  The Oscar-winning actress, 46, is pregnant with her second child — a baby boy! — and her first with fiance Olivier Martinez, a source confirms to Us Weekly, adding that she's “elated.”