The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read  —  There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority's University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate.  The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so f**king AWKWARD.”  The second is young ladies who are “so f**king BORING.”

Eddie Kaye Thomas — Knife-Wielding Chick Was ONE NIGHT STAND Gone Bad  —  EDDIE KAYE THOMAS  —  Knife-Wielding Chick Was  —  ONE NIGHT STAND GONE BAD  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Y'know what they say about stranger danger — the chick who pulled a knife on Eddie Kaye Thomas had just met the …

Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries Divorce — Possible Settlement!!!  —  KIM K/KRIS HUMPHRIES DIVORCE  —  POSSIBLE SETTLEMENT!!!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries could settle their never-ending divorce case as early as tomorrow ... TMZ has learned.

He's played a few creepy characters in his film career — remember his Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle villain? — and it turns out that Justin Theroux gets a kick out of spooking his famous fiancee.  On the Thursday, April 18 episode of ELLEN, Jennifer Aniston admits to Ellen DeGeneres that she's not one to try and scare her loved ones.

Alexis Bledel Talks Wedding Planning With Vincent Kartheiser: See Her Huge Engagement Ring!  —  Alexis Bledel's red carpet wardrobe just got even better!  The 31-year-old actress attended the L.A. premiere of her TV movie, Remembering Sunday, on Wednesday, April 17 wearing her sizable …

Kim Kardashian — Hairy Everywhere ... AGAIN  —  HAIRY EVERYWHERE ... AGAIN  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Either Kim Kardashian has werewolf blood or her pregnancy has triggered a serious regrowth of body hair ... TMZ has learned.  —  Kim — the Armenian poster child for laser body hair removal …

Waking Up on the Wrong Side of a Rating War  —  One Wednesday last month, Ann Curry, camouflaged in a hat and trench coat, trudged into the art-deco lobby of 30 Rockefeller Plaza.  It had been nine months since she was pushed out as co-host of the “Today” show.

Nick Lachey Tells Us What We've Already Known: Kim Kartrashian Has Always Been A Shameless Fame Whore  —  Long before Kim Kartrashian replaced whatever was left of her soul with Botox and filled her uterus with the Illuminati's chosen one, she dated Nick Lachey for a quick second.

Griner, top WNBA picks talk sexuality, sports … In a conversation with Sports Illustrated's Maggie Gray, future WNBA stars Skylar Diggins, Elena Delle Donne, and Brittney Griner discuss sports, sexuality and equality. … SI Video host Maggie Gray: “Another big topic in sports recently is sexuality, especially with the NFL.

Will Smith in ‘Focus’ for Warner Bros. (EXCLUSIVE) … Will Smith may have found his next project — he is in final talks to star in the Warner Bros. con artist pic “Focus.”  —  Kristen Stewart was attached to also star in the pic but when Smith became engaged in the project …

Lisa Rinna Close To Inking Deal To Join Cast Of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills  —  She could be moving from Melrose Place to Beverly Hills.  —  Days of Our Lives star Lisa Rinna is close to finalizing a deal to join the cast of Bravo's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as a replacement for Adrienne Maloof …

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Postponing Their Wedding: Source  —  Ah, young love ...  Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth aren't in any rush to walk down the aisle.  In fact, the couple have decided to postpone their wedding, a source tells PEOPLE.  —  “They want to figure out their life together …

Jaden Smith says aliens are real and that President Obama confirmed it for him  —  Jaden Smith, 14, is about to co-star with his dad, Will Smith, in a science fiction movie directed by M. Night Shamalan called After Earth.  It's out June 7th.  I just watched the trailer, and I was surprised at how good it looks.

Joel McHale has been happily married to Sarah Williams since 1996, but that hasn't stopped the Community actor from amassing a legion of gay fans.  In fact, the father of two says he finds it “flattering” when people assume he's homosexual.  —  “I always find it really weird when guys flip out over someone thinking they might be gay.

Sofia Vergara is easily confused  —  Sofia Vergara on the set of Heat in New Orleans (4/10)  —  Sofia Vergara's clumsiness almost landed her a one-way ticket to Guantanamo over the weekend.  From the New York Daily News: … Sofia Vergara walking through a restricted area of the airport has to be every security screener's dream.

Universal, Joel Silver To Remake John Hughes Comedy ‘Weird Science’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures and Silver Pictures will remake Weird Science, the 1985 ultimate nerd wish fulfillment comedy that was written and directed by John Hughes.  The film will be produced by Joel Silver, who made the original with Hughes at Universal.