Eddie Kaye Thomas — Knife-Wielding Chick Was ONE NIGHT STAND Gone Bad  —  EDDIE KAYE THOMAS  —  Knife-Wielding Chick Was  —  ONE NIGHT STAND GONE BAD  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Y'know what they say about stranger danger — the chick who pulled a knife on Eddie Kaye Thomas had just met the …

“WE F**KING SUCK SO FAR”: A Sorority Girl Lashes Out At Her Sisters  —  I always like to picture sororities as places where college girls stage elaborately decorated mixers and then spend the rest of the week gouging out each other's eyes.  And thankfully, the remarkable email you're about to read proves all of my theories correct.

He's played a few creepy characters in his film career — remember his Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle villain? — and it turns out that Justin Theroux gets a kick out of spooking his famous fiancee.  On the Thursday, April 18 episode of ELLEN, Jennifer Aniston admits to Ellen DeGeneres that she's not one to try and scare her loved ones.

Alexis Bledel Talks Wedding Planning With Vincent Kartheiser: See Her Huge Engagement Ring!  —  Alexis Bledel's red carpet wardrobe just got even better!  The 31-year-old actress attended the L.A. premiere of her TV movie, Remembering Sunday, on Wednesday, April 17 wearing her sizable …

Kim Kardashian — Hairy Everywhere ... AGAIN  —  HAIRY EVERYWHERE ... AGAIN  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Either Kim Kardashian has werewolf blood or her pregnancy has triggered a serious regrowth of body hair ... TMZ has learned.  —  Kim — the Armenian poster child for laser body hair removal …

Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries Divorce — Possible Settlement!!!  —  KIM K/KRIS HUMPHRIES DIVORCE  —  POSSIBLE SETTLEMENT!!!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries could settle their never-ending divorce case as early as tomorrow ... TMZ has learned.

Nick Lachey Tells Us What We've Already Known: Kim Kartrashian Has Always Been A Shameless Fame Whore  —  Long before Kim Kartrashian replaced whatever was left of her soul with Botox and filled her uterus with the Illuminati's chosen one, she dated Nick Lachey for a quick second.

Will Smith in ‘Focus’ for Warner Bros. (EXCLUSIVE) … Will Smith may have found his next project — he is in final talks to star in the Warner Bros. con artist pic “Focus.”  —  Kristen Stewart was attached to also star in the pic but when Smith became engaged in the project …

Jaden Smith says aliens are real and that President Obama confirmed it for him  —  Jaden Smith, 14, is about to co-star with his dad, Will Smith, in a science fiction movie directed by M. Night Shamalan called After Earth.  It's out June 7th.  I just watched the trailer, and I was surprised at how good it looks.

Waking Up on the Wrong Side of a Rating War  —  One Wednesday last month, Ann Curry, camouflaged in a hat and trench coat, trudged into the art-deco lobby of 30 Rockefeller Plaza.  It had been nine months since she was pushed out as co-host of the “Today” show.

Scott Disick on Marrying Kourtney Kardashian: We're Both “So Not Interested”  —  Call it a modern family.  Kourtney Kardashian and longtime boyfriend Scott Disick may have been dating since 2006 and have two young kids together, but that doesn't mean the reality show couple has any intention of tying the knot.

Lisa Rinna Close To Inking Deal To Join Cast Of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills  —  She could be moving from Melrose Place to Beverly Hills.  —  Days of Our Lives star Lisa Rinna is close to finalizing a deal to join the cast of Bravo's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as a replacement for Adrienne Maloof …

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Postponing Their Wedding: Source  —  Ah, young love ...  Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth aren't in any rush to walk down the aisle.  In fact, the couple have decided to postpone their wedding, a source tells PEOPLE.  —  “They want to figure out their life together …

Patton Oswalt's improvised Parks And Recreation filibuster will make you wish he was writing Star Wars: Episode VII  —  In the first of two (count 'em, two!) new Parks And Recreation episodes airing this Thursday, friend of The A.V. Club (and once and future Webby host) Patton Oswalt joins …