GEORGE CLOONEY'S RULES FOR LIVING  —  No one does the fame thing like Clooney.  He floats above it even as he uses it to embellish his influence.  He understands his place in the pantheon even as he remains hidden from the inquisitive lens.  He's the master.  —  You must love him.

Miley Cyrus Smokes a Joint Onstage at the MTV EMAs While Accepting Best Video Award  —  Though her MTV European Music Awards (EMAs) performances were tame in comparison to her controversial VMA twerk-a-thon back in August, Miley Cyrus still managed to be the most talked-about artist on the Amsterdam stage.

Katy Perry Engaged to John Mayer?  Not Wearing Engagement Ring at MTV EMAs  —  Credit: Dave Hogan/MTV 2013/Getty Images  —  Diamonds are Katy Perry's best friend.  The 29-year-old singer caused quite the commotion when she stepped out on the MTV EMAs red carpet in Amsterdam Sunday …

Cody Simpson Dating RHOBH Star Yolanda Foster's Daughter Gigi Hadid  —  Cody Simpson is dating model Gigi Hadid, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly; Hadid is the daughter of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster  —  Credit: David Livingston & Mike Coppola/Getty Images

On the Scene: Sacha Baron Cohen knocks elderly woman offstage at Britannia Awards — VIDEO  —  Six prizes were handed out at the BAFTA LA Jaguar Britannia Awards last night, and luckily only one resulted in death.  —  While accepting the Charlie Chaplin Britannia for Excellence in Comedy …

Natural Wonder: Julia Roberts  —  Julia Roberts has been stealing scenes for more than two decades, and this month is no different with an Oscar-worthy performance in the dark comedy August: Osage County.  Here, she talks to friend, director, and collaborator Ryan Murphy about holding her own …

Someone Needs To Tell Kate Gosselin To Stop  —  Kate Gosselin hasn't been completely useless in her tenure as a ball-busting shrew who will sacrifice anything to remain in the spotlight for a few more seconds.  She's provided many a TV watcher stress release in the form of chucking anything …

Justin Bieber's Brazilian Girl, Tati Neves, Speaks Out About Sexy Night With Singer  —  Tatiana Neves Barbosa, the girl who filmed Justin Bieber asleep in bed, has broken her silence on their night together in a new TV interview  —  Credit: Splash News Online; Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Please Take Note That Kaley Cuoco Is Not Effing Pregnant, Then Go Back To Sleep  —  Maybe I'm sitting in a kiddie pool full of bitter bitch water this morning because it's f**king snowing and I'm not prepared to shift from tolerable weather to slipping and humping my mailbox in front of my neighbors …

Out100: Maulik Pancholy  —  Actor  —  It's been a bittersweet year for Pancholy, who waved goodbye to one memorable character — Jonathan, his overprotective assistant to Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock — and said hello to another, the title character in Nickelodeon's animated series Sanjay and Craig (renewed for 2014).

Leonardo DiCaprio's Birthday — He's Different ... 2 Chainz & Kanye West Now Performing B'Day Gigs  —  HE'S DIFFERENT  —  2 Chainz & Kanye Now Performing B'Day Gigs  —  You know you're at Leo DiCaprio's birthday when instead of a lame “Happy Birthday” sing-a-long ... you have Kanye West and 2 Chainz ripping the mic.