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5:45 AM ET, March 24, 2015

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Allison / Dlisted:
Mila Kunis Admits That She And Ashton Kutcher Are Married  —  That sound you just heard was a despondent Demi Moore falling face-first into a pile of 22-year-old party boys.  —  Mila Kunis has been spotted wearing one of THOSE RINGS on THAT FINGER since the birth of the tiny old timey gunslinger …
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Daily Mail:
Mila Kunis 'forced to admit she and Ashton Kutcher are married as she shows wedding ring' on James Corden's new chat show  —  Mila Kunis has finally confirmed that she and Ashton Kutcher are married.  —  The 31-year-old actress, who has daughter Wyatt Isabelle with Kutcher …
Discussion: The Independent, Gawker and PerezHilton
Esther Lee / Us Weekly:
Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher Not Married Despite Reports: Watch Her Play Coy on the Late Late Show With James Corden
Discussion: POPSUGAR Celebrity
Katie Hind / mirror:
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Ree Hines / Today:
Vin Diesel reveals his new baby's very special name, a tribute to Paul Walker  —  Vin Diesel and his longtime girlfriend Paloma Jimenez recently welcomed a new baby to their family.  On Monday, the “Furious 7” star shared all the sweet details with TODAY.  —  The actor, who already has a son …
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Chris Lee / EW.com:
MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ OPENS UP ABOUT THE DEATH OF PAUL WALKER: ‘I WENT PRETTY CRAZY’  —  For the past year and a half, Michelle Rodriguez has kept to herself about the death of Paul Walker.  The blue-eyed actor, whose role as cop-turned-outlaw wheelman Brian O'Conner had been a linchpin …
Angelina Jolie Pitt / New York Times:
Diary of a Surgery  —  LOS ANGELES — TWO years ago I wrote about my choice to have a preventive double mastectomy.  A simple blood test had revealed that I carried a mutation in the BRCA1 gene.  It gave me an estimated 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer.
Brett Martin / GQ:
Don Draper's Gonna Die!  —  Well, maybe not die exactly.  But when the final season of Mad Men draws to a close, that cocky, depressive adman that Jon Hamm made—and that made Jon Hamm—is going to disappear.  Which means two things: It's time to sit down and savor that character's closing notes …
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Eric Renner Brown / EW.com:
AMC UNVEILS ‘THE DRAPER BENCH’ OUTSIDE NEW YORK'S TIME-LIFE BUILDING
Discussion: Just Jared
Josh Wigler / MTV:
Jennifer Lawrence Is Done With X-Men After ‘Apocalypse’  —  ‘It is my last one,’ says the Mystique actress.  —  With Reporting by Josh Horowitz  —  With a name like “X-Men: Apocalypse,” it's all but certain that the next film in the superhero franchise will have dire consequences for at least …
Trulia / Forbes:
Confirmed: Kylie Jenner Buys $2.7 Million Calabasas Home  —  Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner reality TV hot mess dynasty, has officially dropped $2.7 million on her very first bachelorette pad.  (Because what 17-year-old doesn't fill her Tumblr with inspo images of her very own mansion?)
Discussion: Just Jared
Jay Hathaway / Gawker:
Justin Bieber Has Found a New Small Animal to Neglect  —  A tiny, precious Yorkshire terrier puppy, through no fault of her own, finds herself dependent on late-stage puberty sufferer Justin Bieber and/or members of his family and entourage for her care and continued survival.
Discussion: Gossip Cop and PerezHilton
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Justin Bieber / TMZ.com:
PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON THIS PUPPY!
Discussion: Crushable
Amanda Michelle Steiner / People.com:
Rob Kardashian Is ‘Depressed and a Bit Off’ Lately: Source  —  After a lengthy hiatus from Instagram, Rob Kardashian came back with a bang on Sunday when he made a shocking statement about his sister, Kim.  —  “This is my sister kim, the bitch from Gone Girl,” Rob, 28 …
Discussion: Page Six and Just Jared
TMZ.com:
David Crosby Hits Jogger At 55 mph ... Victim Airlifted To Hospital  —  HITS JOGGER AT 55 MPH ...  Victim Airlifted  —  3/23/2015 1:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Rock legend David Crosby slammed into a jogger while driving through California wine country …
Discussion: KEYT-TV, CNN and Stereogum
TMZ.com:
Scott Disick — Screw Costa Rican Rehab ... I'm Going Clubbing!  —  Screw Rehab ...  I'M HITTING COSTA RICA'S CLUBS!  —  3/23/2015 8:09 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Scott Disick's officially ditched rehab in Costa Rica ... so he can spend quality time at the local nightclubs.
Discussion: Page Six, PerezHilton and The Blemish
Dave McNary / Variety:
Russo Brothers to Direct Both ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Movies  —  Joe and Anthony Russo will direct both parts of Marvel's “Avengers: Infinity War” with the movies shooting back-to-back in 2016 and 2017.  —  The brothers have directed “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and the upcoming “Captain America: Civil War.”
Discussion: I Watch Stuff and Just Jared
Ian Drew / Us Weekly:
Madonna: I'd Be Invited to Meet Obama If I Were Married to Jay Z — The Complete 25 Things You Don't Know About Me  —  Living for this!  As teased last week, the Queen of Pop, 56, recently chatted with Us Weekly's Entertainment Director Ian Drew for an extended interview about her legacy …
Discussion: Gawker
 
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Devin Faraci / Badass Digest:
Marvel Auditioned 16 Year Old Mateus Ward For Spider-Man
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Sophie Vokes-Dudgeon / Us Weekly:
Jennifer Lopez Brings Kids Max and Emme to Home Premiere, Max Doesn't Like Camera Flashes
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Madeline Boardman / Us Weekly:
Bethenny Frankel, Mac Cerussi Split: Star Says She's Single After They Part Ways
Discussion: PerezHilton
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Michael K / Dlisted:
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Philip Caufield / NY Daily News:
Jamie Foxx: I'm not dating Katie Holmes
Mike Vulpo / E! Online:
NEWS/ New Couple Alert! Bella Thorne and Pamela Anderson's Son Brandon Lee “Are Seeing Each Other”
Discussion: PerezHilton and Oh No They Didn't!
Brent Furdyk / etcanada:
Canadian Actress Alberta Watson Passes Away At 60
Discussion: Us Weekly and Just Jared
Madeline Boardman / Us Weekly:
Candice Bergen: “I Am Fat” and “I Don't Care”
Discussion: Dlisted and Oh No They Didn't!
TMZ.com:
In Kyle Massey Attack
Discussion: Page Six and PerezHilton
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Lil Wayne — Drake was Right ... ‘F*** That Ho!’
Discussion: Dlisted, Bossip and Gawker
 

 
From Mediagazer:

Lauren Feiner / The Verge:
President Biden signs the ByteDance-TikTok divest-or-ban bill into law, after the Senate passed it by 79-18; the House passed the legislation 360-58 on April 20

Winston Cho / The Hollywood Reporter:
The FTC bans noncompete clauses that restrict job switching, potentially complicating hiring in Hollywood as firms try to protect trade secrets and other info

Alexandra Bruell / Wall Street Journal:
An interview with NPR CEO Katherine Maher, who defends NPR and accuses critics of “bad faith distortion” of her past comments about the First Amendment

 
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