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4:50 PM ET, April 13, 2006

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The Superficial:
Lindsay Lohan gets waxed  —  Those crazy sons of bitches at New York's Madame Tussauds have given Lindsay Lohan her own wax figure.  I don't know which era of Lohan they were trying to capture, but they aged her way too much.  Last I checked, she was 19-years-old and not a grandmother of two.
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PerezHilton.com:
Lindsay vs. Jessica: There's MUCH More To This Story!!!  —  We have literally spoken to almost TWENTY people to get to the bottom of this whole Lohan vs Simpson debacle.  —  And, after speaking to several people in attendance the evening of the bitchfight and many sources very close to Simpson …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Lindsay Lohan vs. Jessica Simpson: Fight!  —  What do you get when you take a spoiled, coke-addicted, anorexic bulimic, "actress," a hacky, over-weight, alleged boyfriend director, and a dim-witted, recently-divorced, airhead singer?  How about Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson fighting over Brett Ratner.
Hollywoodtuna:   Lindsay Lohan Gets Waxed
People:
The Private World of Katie Holmes  —  As Tom opens up about their relationship, Katie embraces motherhood, studies Scientology and adapts to life as the future Mrs. Cruise … It was a scene straight out of a Tom Cruise blockbuster: the hero in the cockpit of a 1944 P-51 Mustang fighter plane …
Discussion: Pop Candy
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Sandy Cohen / Associated Press:
Holmes May Follow Scientology Birth Custom  —  LOS ANGELES - Tom Cruise has been practically shouting from the rooftops about his love for his pregnant fiancee, Katie Holmes.  But when their much-anticipated baby is born, the superstar dad probably won't say a word.
Discussion: Popwatch | Blog
FemaleFirst:
Tom Cruise predicted pregnancy  —  Tom Cruise claims he knew fiancee Katie Holmes was pregnant even before she told him.  —  The actor, who proposed to the pregnant 27-year-old just two weeks into their romance, said he could just tell Katie was expecting.  —  He told America's GQ magazine: "I just picked something up.
New York Post:
BIG HOLES IN ABDUL'S STORY  —  April 13, 2006 — PAULA Abdul is being accused of concocting a story to cover up being ejected from a club.  Two weeks ago, Abdul claimed a man (identified as CAA agent Jim Lefkowitz) "grabbed her by the arm and threw her against a wall," Us Weekly reported …
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TMZ:
Abdul and Dante an Item — Again  —  Plus, questions arise about recent assault allegations  —  (April 13) — 'American Idol' Judge Paula Abdul has given her once hot and heavy love interest actor Tony Schiena the boot.  Sources tell TMZ that ever since her ex-boyfriend, Dante Spencer …
Associated Press:
June Pointer of the Pointer Sisters Dies at 52  —  June Pointer, the youngest of the Pointer Sisters — known for the '70s and '80s hits "I'm So Excited," "Fire" and "Slow Hand" — has died of cancer, her family said today.  She was 52.  —  Pointer died Tuesday at Santa Monica University of California …
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Stephen M. Silverman / People:
Youngest of the Pointer Sisters Dies at 52  —  June Pointer, the youngest of the singing Pointer Sisters, died of cancer Tuesday at Santa Monica University of California, Los Angeles, Medical Center, her family has announced.  She was 52.  —  Pointer, whose type of cancer was not disclosed, had been hospitalized since late February.
Trent / Pink Is The New Blog:
Wax Job  —  LOVE IT!  I really got a kick out of that Britney Spears My Space ad that Pink reader Carly sent me yesterday ... but I think I prefer this ad sent in by Pink reader Jonny:  —  So let me get this straight ... you shoot Kevin Federline and you win a free PS3?  Shouldn't shooing K-Fed be its own reward?
Stephen M. Silverman / People:
Jennifer Lopez: Marc Makes Me 'Chill'  —  When it comes to her look and her life, "I've always marched to the beat of my own drum," says Jennifer Lopez.  —  But then, she also concedes to Harpers Bazaar for its May issue, she has a good accompanist - her husband of nearly two years, Marc Anthony.
Associated Press:
People … Proof fired first in fight that killed him  —  DETROIT (AP) — Rapper Proof fired the first bullet in a Detroit nightclub shootout that ended his life, police said Wednesday.  —  The bullet hit Keith Bender, 35, in the head, critically injuring him early Tuesday at the C.C.C. …
Discussion: Glitterati Gossip
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Associated Press:
Police Question Man in Death of Rapper
Discussion: I'm Not Obsessed!
Miuvonf / A Socialite's Life:
Kate Moss Gets Twisted  —  When is the Katie Holmes sculpture being unveiled?  She would logically come next right?  —  Artist Marc Quinn has created a sculpture of Kate Moss in various yoga positions.  Quinn says, "She is a contemporary version of the Sphinx.  A mystery."  She's a mystery alright.
NY Daily News:
Bob & Katie - they're a hit  —  It was a prom date of sorts - so Bob Schieffer brought Katie Couric a wrist corsage.  —  She kept the orchids in full view on the white linen covering their corner table at Michael's, under a theatrical arrangement of cherry blossoms - where the lunchtime crowd …
Discussion: FishBowlNY and The Corsair
New York Post:
CALL GIRL'S TALE OF 'WING' MAN  —  April 13, 2006 — AS "The West Wing" prepares to air its final episode next month, a former high-priced New York call girl has penned a salacious tell-all that includes her two years of allegedly kinky, crack-fueled dalliances with the show's creator, Aaron Sorkin.
Discussion: Celebrity Gossip Blog and People
Jeffrey Kofman / ABCNEWS:
Alleged Hate Crime in Paradise  —  Man Is in Intensive Care With Skull Fracture, Brain Injuries After Attack in St. Maarten; Attackers Sought  —  April 11, 2006 — They were six friends on vacation in the Caribbean, escaping the last bluster of the New York winter on the easygoing island of St. Maarten.
Star:
WHILE JESSICA'S AWAY... HER BEST FRIEND MOVES IN ON NICK?  —  At 11 p.m on April 8, Jessica Simpson boarded a United flight from L.A. bound for Sydney, Australia, where she met up with her father, Joe, and younger sister, Ashlee, 21, for the MTV Australia Music Awards 2006.
Associated Press:
Utah School Books the Wrong Jon Stewart  —  OGDEN, Utah - An embarrassed charter school has discovered it booked the wrong Jon Stewart for its annual gala.  The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of "The Daily Show" and host of this year's Academy Awards, to appear next week.
Star:
ASHTON & DEMI THEIR SPRING SEPARATION!  —  Ashton Kutcher has made no secret of his desire to start a family with wife Demi Moore, but it looks as if he may need to wait a bit longer.  Ashton, 28, has been demonstrating a flair for fatherhood by staying home with Demi's three daughters …
FemaleFirst:
Michael Douglas' bedroom impression  —  Michael Douglas impersonates legendary actor Richard Burton to spice up his love life.  —  The 61-year-old actor claims he adopts Burton's Welsh accent to get his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, who was born in Wales, in the mood for love.
Stephen M. Silverman / People:
Bucky Booted from Idol  —  Queen dethroned American Idol contender Bucky Covington, who was voted off the show Wednesday night after his performance of the group's "Fat Bottomed Girls" on Tuesday.  —  "Mediocre," said judge Simon Cowell.  Bye bye, said the public.
 
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