Madonna: 'David is just the best little baby ever'  —  Madonna has revealed she's "never been happier" after an emotional trip to Malawi to adopt a 13-month-old baby.  —  After being allowed to take little David Banda home, the superstar added: 'It's so worth it.  He's just the best baby ever.

Bonaduce: "I Could Eat Bobby Brown"  —  Didn't catch last season of the train-wreck reality series Breaking Bonaduce?  No biggie - neither did its star.  "And I don't intend to watch one minute of this year's show either," former drug addict, radio host and Partridge Family actor Danny Bonaduce tells us.

Love blooms for Olsen twin and oil heir  —  Plus: Prince Harry's sweetie is no brain surgeon  —  Mary-Kate Olsen has found love again.  —  The 20-year-old mogul has been single for about a year - ever since Paris Hilton swiped her last sweetie, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos …

Breaking News: Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly Split  —  After a two-year romance, Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly have called it quits.  "They're no longer a couple," a Hilton rep confirms exclusively to Us.  Hilton, 23, began dating Connolly, 32, star of HBO's Entourage, in late 2004 …

Rapper 'Fabolous' shot at Sean Combs' restaurant  —  The 28-year-old rapper was shot, then arrested for possession of a gun  —  The rapper "Fabolous" was shot in the leg, and later placed under arrest, following a fight that spilled out of Sean Combs' restaurant this morning.

Barkin finds her Clooney closeup 'Ocean's' of fun  —  Ellen Barkin has stoked rumors of romance on the set of "Ocean's 13" by declaring, "Yes, I have f— George Clooney.  —  "I always heard that George has amazing chemistry with all of his co-stars," said Barkin, freshly divorced …

Kevin Federline Gets Body Slammed at a WWE Event  —  Cena lifting Federline on Oct. 15  —  Kevin Federline made his acting debut on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation on Thursday, and on Sunday, he made his debut as a WWE wrestler - sort of.  —  Federline, 28, turned up at L.A.'s Staples Center …

Lindsay Lohan: I Want to Be Married by 30  —  At 20, Lindsay Lohan knows what she wants to accomplish within the next decade.  —  "I want to get married before I'm 30.  And have my house.  And make the kind of record I want.  And I'd like to win an Oscar before then," the Bobby actress says in the November issue of InStyle.

Willis Gets Honored in Hollywood  —  Bruce Willis received the 2,321st star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today in front of a crowd of fans, friends and family.  —  Willis' ex-wife, Demi Moore, was in attendance along with her husband, Ashton Kutcher, and Willis and Moore's three daughters — Scout, Rumer and Tallulah.

Tweedle Dog and Tweedle Fug  —  Fergie and A**hole Simpson met up last night in London for dinner at Mr. Chow's.  A**hole is currently performing in Chicago and Fergie is there to fix her meth face.  Actually, she's there to promote her album.  —  The two looked like fug twins as they strolled …

DIVA DETENTE  —  LINDSAY Lohan is playing with fire.  She's now decided to be best buds with her former nemesis Paris Hilton, and the two even had a sleepover in Las Vegas this weekend.  On Saturday night, the terrible twosome arrived arm-in-arm to Michelle Trachtenberg's 21st birthday party …

WHO'S IN THE BAG?  —  It's not the first time this hilarious chap has played hide and seek with the paparazzi.  —  And it has to be said, it's rather refreshing to see a celeb larking around with the snappers rather than getting irrate and flicking the Vs.  —  But who is this cheeky monkey under the brown paper bag?

Star Exclusives  —  Dina Lohan, Lindsay's stunning manager-mom, tells Star exclusively that her daughter will have to wear a removable cast for about four to six more weeks.  —  Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital Friday when she slipped on a wet outdoor area, fell to the floor, and fractured her left wrist in two places!

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