Kirstie Alley: Junk OUT the Trunk??  —  It's the biggest thing since Oprah fit into jeans — or maybe we should say the smallest?  Maybe not.  —  Almost a year ago, Kirstie Alley promised Oprah that she would show off her body on Winfrey's show, when she got it down to a bikini size.

Paris stirs pity in author  —  SOME love her.  Others hate her.  Paris Hilton's latest biographer, who spent more than a year studying the world's most famous "celebutante," says he just feels sorry for her.  —  Hilton, whose great-grandfather, Conrad, started the global Hilton Hotel empire …

Beverly Hills, 90210 Stars Reunite for DVD Party  —  From left: Garth, Green, Ziering, Priestley and Carteris  —  It was like old times back at the Peach Pit on Friday night, as the cast of Beverly Hills, 90210 - minus Brenda and Dylan - reunited in (where else?)

Hilary Duff is Still Alive  —  Maksim Miakovsky, the 18 year old Russian immigrant accused of stalking Hilary Duff last month, was arrested Friday night at a Manhattan Beach Residence Inn after he had intended to kill the 19 year old actress at an event she was scheduled to attend yesterday.

'Borat' makes glorious box office win  —  LOS ANGELES - Sacha Baron Cohen's Kazakh alter-ego Borat made glorious returns at the box office, surprising Hollywood with a No. 1 debut.  —  "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan," …

Stars make their points at 'Babel' premiere  —  LOS ANGELES — Far away from the sands of the Moroccan desert where the big-screen drama Babel begins, stars of the film gathered to celebrate Sunday at Westwood's Mann Village Theatre.  —  Babel, which opens nationwide Friday …

Madonna Hits the Road  —  MAXwear lip colors  —  The singer has apparently been a speed demon (her drivers actually) since she arrived in New York City this past Monday.  She has ordered her chauffeurs to leave the paparazzi in the dust.  In doing so, the drivers are breaking traffic laws left and right.

Tom Ford's Balling Out of Control  —  MAXwear lip colors  —  According to Page Six of the New York Post, Mr. Tom Ford has a thing for letting his man-junk hang loose: … Then Zac went one step further and flashed his weiner.  Just kidding.  But seriously, didn't it feel like that conversation was escalating into that?

Victoria Reveals Romeo Has Epilepsy  —  We had seen the Beckhams make multiple hospital trips but not until now do we know the real reason why.  The rumors about Romeo can be put to rest since Victoria supposedly admitted the news in order to keep her son safe from the photographers' flashbulbs.

Lindsay is Liked  —  Lindsay may have received some harsh criticism from several people recently, but she's also getting praise.  The adorable Joshua Jackson is a big fan of LL's and really enjoyed working with her on Bobby.  He said, 'She's a sweetheart.  She's in the eye of the storm all the time.

NO END TO BAD NEWS FOR FOXY  —  BAD-tempered Foxy Brown is having an "annus horribilis," as Queen Elizabeth II would say.  —  Not only did she temporarily lose her hearing, but she was convicted of assaulting a manicurist and got into several disputes with court officers …

Dis-chord as guitarist shuns son & support  —  He's got three gold albums, but guitar virtuoso Al Di Meola doesn't want to pay another copper penny in child support for his 8-year-old son, Kyle.  —  Admired by rockers and jazz musicians alike, Di Meola has been named greatest jazz guitarist four times by Guitar Player magazine.

Has Madonna become a Jew for Jesus?  —  Plus: Val Kilmer reveals his secret attraction to ...  Has Madonna become something like a Jew for Jesus?  —  That's what some are asking after the star - who is a member of the Kabbalah Centre, which studies Jewish mysticism - said she also believes in Jesus.

HAS EVA GONE FOR THE POB?  —  Where Victoria Beckham goes others are sure to follow...  It wasn't long after she had her long, extended locks cut off into a bob (now renamed the Pob), that we then saw others sporting the new 'do.  —  And with women up and down the country demanding the Pob …

Paul gets ex files & split bill: paper  —  LONDON - Paul McCartney has reportedly paid $380,000 for his late wife Linda's "audio diary" - and has revealed that second wife Heather Mills wants a $150 million divorce payoff, a London newspaper reported yesterday.

Today is Monday - You Know What That Means - New Tom and Katie Football Pics  —  The wedding is only two weeks away but Tom and Katie are still finding time to go to Connor's games every weekend and hang out with their younger fans.  Looks like Katie is taking up a new hobby in photography.

Eminem Disses Mariah for Denying Relationship  —  Eminem has used his "uncensored hip-hop channel" on Sirius Satellite Radio to blast Mariah Carey for denying they dated.  —  "Yes, me and Mariah did have a relationship for about a good six, seven months," Eminem said recently on his Shade 45 channel, according to the Detroit News.