Britney Spears Files for Divorce  —  Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.  —  TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences."  In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody …

Faith Hill Speaks Out on CMA Freak Out  —  Faith Hill and her manager are responding to comments about the sour note she appeared to have struck during Monday night's Country Music Association awards, during the female vocalist of the year award presentation.

FOLLOW THE TWINS  —  TAKING after her sister Paris, Nicky Hilton is going after an Olsen twin ex.  While Paris bagged Stavros Niarchos, a former flame of Mary-Kate, Nicky - who dumped Kevin Connolly last month for cheating on her with a college girl - has quietly been dating Ashley Olsen's ex …

Lindsay Lohan tells Oprah She's Not a Party Girl  —  On The Oprah Winfrey Show Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan talks about being called a party girl - and says, "I hate that!"  —  Asked by Winfrey if she deserves her reputation, Lohan replies, "No. I mean, I've been acting my whole life.  And this is what I love to do.

Elisha Cuthbert Is The Hottest Bag Lady I've Ever Seen  —  All you Elisha Cuthbert fans out there may want to avert your eyes from this post, because it isn't pretty.  From the looks of these pictures I'm going to guess that all the mirrors in her house were out of order, or else she just made a quick escape from the insane asylum.

Anna Nicole Smith's Cesarean Section  —  In lieu of context, please accept this "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!"

K-Fed plays to an almost empty house  —  Wannabe rapper has to beg club not to cancel his concert  —  K-Fed's New York City gig at Webster Hall wasn't cancelled as some predicted - but it reportedly took some big-time begging on his part.  —  "They were going to cancel this concert …

Petra Nemcova and Russell Simmons?  Really?  —  If you thought Petra Nemcova and James Blunt was a weird match, then the thought of the former Victoria's Secret model getting it on with Russell Simmons will probably make your head explode.  I've only just finished cleaning up the little bits of brain off my keyboard.

Diddy: 'I'm Just Not Ready' to Marry Kim  —  They're expecting twin girls in December, but Sean "Diddy" Combs and girlfriend Kim Porter won't get married anytime soon, the music mogul says.  —  "I know she deserves to get married," Diddy, 37, tells Essence magazine in its December issue, "but I'm just not ready."

A field guide to the Hiltons  —  Chronicling the history of the hideously hyped inn crowd  —  Welcome to the "House of Hilton," Jerry Oppenheimer's thorough new tell-all that tries to explain the familial follies that unleashed the famous-for-nothing Paris Hilton on our world.

Judge to Britney: You're Too Sexy  —  Britney Spears was deemed too sexy for her lawsuit yesterday, as a judge threw out a libel suit Spears brought against Us Weekly for allegedly fabricating a story about some homemade porn cooked up by the pop princess and her husband Kevin Federline.

You can take the girl out of Laguna...  Ooooooooohhhhhh, Kristin you bad girl.  Jessica is gonna be soooooo mad.  —  If you don't watch Laguna or The Hills, here's just another pretty blonde trailed by a doltish looking dude.  If you do watch LB/tH, SCANDAL.

Madge dash to let dad see Dave  —  MADONNA is taking baby DAVID on a sad visit to see her dad - who is being treated for cancer.  —  The terrible family illness comes at a time when Madonna has been getting a lot of flak over her adoption of tot David Banda from a Malawian orphanage.

Turkish man says he's the real Borat  —  ANKARA, Turkey - A Turkish Internet celebrity is so convinced he was the inspiration for Sacha Baron Cohen's "Borat" character, he's traveling to London seeking an apology and a way to get paid from the film's surprise success.

Dying to be cute  —  Are celebrities starving themselves to mimic our culture's image of "cuteness"?  There are well established theories that assert our species preference for "juvenile features" (large eyes, bulging craniums, retreating chins), and that over generations, our shape has evolved to mimic this appearance.

For The Love of McCartney's Money  —  MAXwear lip colors  —  Sir Paul McCartney must be money these days, and I am not talking about Vince Vaughn Swingers "Money".  Apparently, Sir Paul has purchased tapes that allegedly contain explosive material about his marriage to his first wife Linda.