Britney/K-Fed Divorce — Nasty Turn  —  TMZ has learned Kevin Federline may fight Britney Spears for custody of his children.  Federline has not had much time to react to Spears' decision to end the marriage, and that's because she didn't tell him in advance that she was filing for divorce.

Ryan Phillippe: 'I'm Not a Perfect Person'  —  Ryan Phillippe has been mum about his split from wife Reese Witherspoon since their divorce was announced on Oct. 30 - until now.  —  In an exclusive statement to PEOPLE, Phillippe says, "I'm not a perfect person, but I'm not guilty of a lot of the things I have been accused of.

REVEALED: BORAT'S SON A GAY PORN STAR  —  Borat Sagdiyev is not a real person, no matter how many media outlets treat him like one.  It thus stands to reason that his over-endowed son, who's the subject of a major sight gag in the new Borat movie, is also not real.

Another chase scene ends badly for Lohan  —  Lindsay Lohan is pulling herself together after another traumatizing car accident involving a paparazzo.  —  Sources tell us a photographer chasing the 20-year-old actress rear-ended her black Mercedes near the corner of Olympic and La Cienega in L.A. around 2 a.m. yesterday.

Cruise, Holmes drop 10K on steak dinner  —  Plus: Katie's wedding perfume costs $2,350 per ounce  —  Tom Cruise's romantic gestures aren't limited to couch jumping.  —  The "Top Gun" star reportedly shelled out $10,000 for a dinner with fiancée Katie Holmes.

Madonna Bruised By Paparazzi  —  Madonna is sporting a bruise on her cheek after getting jostled by the paparazzi at Heathrow airport over the weekend - while she was holding her adoptive son, David, a source close to the singer tells PEOPLE.  —  "She had the baby in her arms when it happened," says the source.

Anderson Cooper Tattoo Defies Our Expectations  —  Tanya Paulin, who has Reeg and Kelly on the other ankle, shows off the Anderson Cooper tribute that's permanently embossed in her flesh.  We have to get on the ritual scarification tip if we want to one-up her, we guess.

Paparazzo Hits Lindsay Lohan's Car  —  Singer/actress Lindsay Lohan reportedly fears she "will end up like Princess Diana" following a car crash in Los Angeles last night.  The star was chased by a photographer who slammed into the back of her Mercedes after she left celebrity nightspot Hyde at around 2 a.m.

Smith discharged from Bahamas hospital  —  NASSAU, Bahamas - Anna Nicole Smith has been discharged from the hospital where she spent a week receiving treatment for pneumonia, an attorney for the reality TV star said Tuesday.  —  Physicians at Doctors Hospital released the 38-year-old former Playboy Playmate …

Brangelina: Safe & Sound  —  Brangelina are not at the top of Al-Qaeda's most wanted list.  A November 2 story in India's Financial Express claimed the terrorist group had threatened Brad Pitt, 42, and Angelina Jolie, 31, who are in Pune, India, filming A Mighty Heart, in which Jolie portrays Mariane Pearl …

Johnny Depp Leads People's Choice Nominations  —  Buoyed by his Pirates of the Caribbean persona, Johnny Depp, already this year's top-grossing actor, snatched up a leading three nominations in the People's Choice Awards, whose nominations were announced Tuesday.

LOST STARS GET DOLLED UP  —  If anyone's got any sense, they'll make dolls out of the Showbiz Girls soon.  —  Not much plastic needed.  —  But until that day, we'll have to make do with small, plastic versions of other stars.  —  The latest celebs to be immortalised in mini form are the characters of hit TV series Lost.

Elle Macpherson Ages But Her Nipples Don't  —  Elle MacPherson used to be really, really hot.  What the hell happened to her!?  If she wasn't wearing a necklace that said "ELLE" on it, I'd be asking myself "how come this witch isn't in her cave, stirring a cauldron somewhere?"