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2:00 PM ET, March 19, 2007


 Top News: 
Uma Thurman Splits From Boyfriend.  —  Uma Thurman Splits From Boyfriend.... Uma Thurman and her hotelier boyfriend Andre Balazs have ended their three-year romance, less than a week after tabloid reports in the US had the couple planning a summer (07) wedding.  —  The couple began dating in 2003, but have split up twice.
Discussion: Gossip Rocks Forum
Gene Simmons: KISS My Black Eyes!  —  TMZ has exclusively obtained the first brutal image of KISS Army Commander, Gene Simmons, minutes after doctors surgically altered his face.  Hotter than hell!  —  As you may remember from the season finale of Gene's hit A&E reality series, "Family Jewels …
Discussion: stereogum
Michael K / Dlisted:
It's Too Early For This!!!!  —  First I posted Paris Hilton with dick and now this crap?  This Monday is not starting off on a good note.  TMZ has a picture of Gene Simmons minutes after a facelift.  The picture is from the second season premiere of "Family Jewels" on A&E where Gene and his girlfriend Shannon Tweed got pulled.
New York Post:
PIMPLE MY RIDE  —  A TAXI driver swears to the following: Last week, he was driving Terrence Howard , who's been dating Naomi Campbell, and "a tall blond woman.  He was talking very loudly and said, 'I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth,' and then leaned forward and yelled at me, 'And you can tell Page Six!'
The Sun:
Rocker Johnny is Dun-struck  —  RAZORLIGHT star JOHNNY BORRELL has pulled Hollywood beauty KIRSTEN DUNST, I can exclusively reveal.  —  The indie singer has spent the last week working his charms on the stunning actress after she showed up at Razorlight's gig in LA last Friday.
Discussion: Felt Up, Dlisted and Bricks and Stones
Abby / Yeeeah!:   Kirsten Dunst Will Take Your Breath Away
Michael K / Dlisted:
Paris Hilton Holding Cee-Lo's Dick?!?  —  It is way too early for this, but MediaTakeOut is reporting that this is an authentic photograph of Paris Hilton on her knees (her favorite position) and holding Cee-Lo's dick!  Why Cee-Lo why?!  In case you don't know this fool, he's a part of Gnarls Barkley.
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Queen of Pop?  Jacko acts like diva  —  Robert Duvall admits to Details magazine that he's 'shooting blanks'  —  Just call him Ms. Jackson.  —  Staffers at a posh London hotel are buzzing about what a diva Michael Jackson has been during a recent stay there — and how he went incognito by registering as a woman.
Anna Nicole's Lost Diaries To Be Auctioned Off.  —  Anna Nicole's Lost Diaries To Be Auctioned Off.  —  A bidding war has broken out over ANNA NICOLE SMITH's diaries, in which she talks about a pregnancy scare in the early 1990s, her drug use and her love for late husband J HOWARD MARSHALL.
Discussion: Celebrity Gossip
Monique Jessen /
Hilary Duff: I Felt Pressure to Lose Weight  —  When Hilary Duff lost a noticeable amount of weight two years ago, she chalked it up to healthier eating habits.  —  But now, the singer-actress, 19, admits she felt pressure from the media to get thin.  —  "I did get skinny," she tells Britain's Mail on Sunday.
Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:
Producer says Christina Aguilera slept around, ended up w/ his assistant Jordan  —  Atlanta producer Dallas Austin made headlines last year when he spent over a month in a Dubai prison after being caught at the airport with just over a gram of cocaine by authorities.
Fergie Has A New Skin Color: Orange  —  It amazes me that some people are still dumb enough to use tanning creams.  I thought it would be a fad but I guess I was wrong.  Who would have thought that orange would be such a popular skin color?  Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought …
Discussion: MollyGood
The Sun:
Julia really is a Pretty Womum  —  Happy ... Julia, top right, with Hazel, left, and the twins, bottom right  —  PREGNANT actress Julia Roberts beams with delight as she strolls with her two-year-old daughter Hazel.  —  Twin son Phinnaeus joined them for the Hollywood outing.
New York Post:
Taubman: I Was A Scapegoat  —  FORMER Sotheby's owner Alfred Taubman was the innocent victim of overzealous prosecutors who cut deals with the guilty parties to make him a scapegoat, he charges in his upcoming autobiography.  —  In "Threshold Resistance," due next month from HarperCollins …
Discussion: Daily Blabber
Associated Press:
Jolie jets to Hanoi for son's visa  —  HANOI, Vietnam (AP) — Angelina Jolie arrived in Hanoi on Monday to complete the procedures necessary to take her adopted son Pax Thien Jolie to his new home in the United States.  —  The 31-year-old actress dodged reporters on her way from the airport …
Discussion: Pink Is The New Blog
New York Post:
JUST ASKING  —  WHICH multi-Oscar-winning leading man is not aging gracefully?  While the ladies say he's great between the sheets, they get turned off by his bizarre nocturnal habit of using a chamber pot by his bed instead of the toilet.
Discussion: Crazy Days and Nights and Jossip
The Sun:
Becks' mansion a pad too pricey  —  POSH and BUCKS are one of the richest couples in England . . . but they won't splash the cash unless the price is right.  —  Victoria thought she had struck gold when she stumbled upon a perfect Hollywood family pad.  —  The Liongate residence in Beverly Hills has every luxury.
Watson 'will finish' Potter films  —  Actress Emma Watson is likely to return as Hermione in the last two Harry Potter movies despite reports she may quit, producers Warner Bros have said.  —  "We're extremely confident that Emma will be back for films six and seven," a spokesperson for the Hollywood studio told CBBC's Newsround.
X17 Online:
Jess And John Do A Little St. Patty's Day Partying  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer partied at a house in the Hollywood Hills on St. Patrick's Day and it looked like the luck 'o the Irish was with them.  I Googled "John Mayer Irish" to see if the soulful singer might have some green blood …
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