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12:10 PM ET, March 30, 2007

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TMZ.com:
Britney and K-Fed Settle Up  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their divorce.  —  Sources say that under the terms, K-Fed will walk away with around $1 million (In case you're wondering, Spears' lawyer, Laura Wasser, drafted and airtight pre-nup).
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Frank Swertlow / People.com:
Britney & Kevin Reach Divorce Settlement  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reached a divorce settlement Thursday, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "The parties signed a global settlement on all issues of their marriage and the custody of the children," Michael Sands, a spokesman for Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, tells PEOPLE.
Jennifer Vineyard / MTV:
Britney Spears, Kevin Federline Reach Divorce Settlement  —  Former couple came to agreement late Thursday.  —  Nearly five months after Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, the parties reached a settlement late Thursday (March 29) — though it's not yet certain what the agreement entails.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Associated Press:
Prosecutors: Revoke Hilton's probation  —  LOS ANGELES - City prosecutors said Thursday they will ask a judge to revoke Paris Hilton's probation in a reckless driving case, a move that could lead to a jail term.  —  The decision followed an investigation into whether the hotel heiress …
Discussion: The Blemish, X17 Online, Rumors and Defamer
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Ken Lee / People.com:
Paris Hilton May Face Jail Over Probation Violation  —  Paris Hilton has been found in violation of the terms of her probation and faces a maximum sentence of 90 days in jail, the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office announced Thursday.  —  Hilton, 26, was spotted Feb. 27 speeding …
Molly / POPSUGAR:
Paris' Burger Desires, No Lights, Could Put her in Clink  —  Paris, wearing some of the least believable extensions I've ever seen and that questionably enhanced chest (otherwise, cute), stepped out to celebrate Brett Ratner's birthday at Prime Grill in LA Wednesday night.
PerezHilton.com:
Baby Borat On His Way!  —  Though they have yet to officially announce the news, the British media is reporting that Sacha Baron Cohen's fiance, Isla Fisher, is sperminated.  —  We demand a paternity test!
Discussion: Mirror.co.uk
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FemaleFirst:
Isla Fisher's Borat baby  —  Isla Fisher is reportedly pregnant with fiancé Sacha Baron Cohen's baby.  —  The 'Wedding Crashers' actress reportedly announced the couple's happy news in Los Angeles' the Cat and Fiddle pub.  —  A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying …
Discussion: Dlisted
Alissa R / Us Weekly:
Isla Fisher: Is She Or Isn't She?  —  This morning on "On-Air with Ryan Seacrest" on 102.7 KIIS FM, Seacrest's sidekick Ellen K reported that Isla Fisher is expecting a child with her fiancé, Borat's Sacha Baron Cohen.  —  Adding to the rumors that Fisher is pregnant is the fact …
NY Daily News:
J.Lo is panned & banned by chain  —  Big-time Latin music seller says she forgets her roots  —  A day after Jennifer Lopez went back to the Bronx to sign autographs, the nation's top Latin music chain accused her of forgetting her roots.  —  Ritmo Latino yesterday banned all J.Lo CDs from its 50 stores …
Roger Friedman / Fox News:
MICHAEL JACKSON HOSPITALIZED WITH PNEUMONIA IN LAS VEGAS, SOURCES TELL FOXNEWS.COM'S 411  —  Michael Jackson has been hospitalized in Las Vegas with pneumonia, sources tell FOXNews.com's 411 column.  —  During his recent trip to Japan, the singer had been battling a severe flu …
Discussion: Staralicious and Right Celebrity
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NY Daily News:
Mayor Mike's future looks im-Prez-ive to Murdoch  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Should Mayor Bloomberg run for President, he will have a major ally in fellow billionaire Rupert Murdoch.  —  The media mogul was singing Bloomberg's praises recently, just as The Washington Post reported Monday …
Marisa Wong / People.com:
Ashlee Simpson Gives John & Jessica a Thumbs Up  —  Eight months into his relationship with Jessica Simpson, John Mayer has passed an important hurdle: Simpson's younger sister Ashlee approves of him.  —  "Ashlee loves John," a Simpson pal tells PEOPLE in its new issue.  "She thinks he is great for her.
Eric Connor / GreenvilleOnline.com:
Sligh OK with 'Idol' exit  —  He even considered quitting: 'Not the competition for me'  —  Sure, he made the famous quip that he wanted to make David Hasselhoff cry, but Greenville's own Chris Sligh says he never really wanted to win "American Idol" — and, in fact, even considered quitting …
Discussion: Seriously? OMG! and TMZ.com
Lburch / A Socialite's Life:
David Beckham's Hairspiration Is His Wife  —  Look.  They match.  Me not like.
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New York Post:
WANDERING EYES  —  NOBU in London was the scene of a scene the other night.
Discussion: Dlisted
TMZ.com:
Howard K. Wins a Big One  —  Howard K. Stern has temporarily derailed the inquest into Daniel Smith's death.  The judge in the case has put the inquest on ice for at least two weeks.  —  Stern's lawyer argued the law allowing the inquest was flawed, because it was impossible to impanel …
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
This is Better Than Another Lindsay Lohan Post  —  It's a slow news day, so here are Gemma Atkinson and Roxanne Pallett in bikinis.  Unlike the great nation of America, I don't know much about England except for the fact they seem to have the market cornered on untalented white girls with huge tits.
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Phil / Egotastic!:
Lindsay Lohan's Nipples are Happy to Hang
Discussion: Gone Hollywood
Hollywood Rag:
Christina Aguilera Angers Fans by Lip-syncing  —  Christina Aguilera has infuriated fans by reportedly lip-syncing at a New York concert on Friday (03.23.07).  —  Audiences at the Madison Square Garden show were alerted to the possibility that the 'Dirrty' singer might have been miming through …
Discussion: Star Trip, Staralicious and The Deli
CBS News:
Trump Says Barbara's Off "The List"  —  The Donald Says Barbara Walters Lied Trying To Protect Rosie O'Donnell  —  (CBS) The feud between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump seems to have left a permanent rift between the real estate mogul and O'Donnell's co-host, Barbara Walters.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
 
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Michael Fleming / Variety:
Wahlberg to star in Shyamalan film
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I am - Christina Aguilera in Montreal of the Day
The Blemish:
Kate Beckinsale shows some whale tail
BBC:
Joss Stone storms into US chart
Defamer:
BREAKING!  HERO CLOONEY EMBARKS ON MILLION-DOLLAR QUEST TO FIND THE REAL LEAKER!
Discussion: Rumors and Celebguru
Popoholic:
Rosario Dawson Updates Sin City 2
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Molly / POPSUGAR:
Leo Gets The Old Posse Back Together
TMZ.com:
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Starpulse:
Dolly Parton Jokes About Sex Fantasies
People.com:
Slim Courtney Love Says She's Lost 44 Lbs.
Maria Elena Fernandez / Los Angeles Times:
Details leak on top secret 'Grey's' spin-off